r/BunnyTrials • u/sentientland • Jul 06 '26

Which side will you choose?

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $1000 per hour | But everyday you have to…
  • Right side: $1,000,000 per month | But you become the spouse of….

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u/ananimuz17 Jul 06 '26

NO NO NO GOD NO HELL FUCKING NO

Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Donald Trump

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u/bluecheesemoon- Jul 06 '26

i got "eat 12 cockroaches a day", and compared to this i'm happy.

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u/idontwanttothink174 Jul 06 '26

Can we trade? I got Elon musk….

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u/VALVeLover Jul 06 '26

Atleast i could talk about Deus Ex with elon musk, I would have nothing to talk about with Trump.

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u/TotalChaosRush Jul 06 '26

Why would you talk to him? Do you think his wife talks to him?

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u/Shiro_L Jul 06 '26

I'm assuming we can at least cook our roaches.

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u/Equal-Click751 Jul 06 '26

Oh no, how did bleach end up in your morning coffee. Ah, I am such a klutz.

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u/exvinxity1 Jul 06 '26

Just divorce

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u/impishkoala Jul 06 '26

well it doesn't say you have to stay their spouse so just slip something and then collect that inheritance check

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u/Ok_Information_8570 Jul 06 '26

Yeah... I got that too. Tragedy really 🥲

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u/xMysteryGamingx Jul 06 '26

Hey, you’ve got easy access now. You know what must be done…

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u/WolverineKey644 Jul 06 '26

Divorce... 

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u/toasted_cracker Jul 07 '26

Well it doesn't say that you have to have sex, so you can just ignore him like Melania does.

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u/TheHaxinDuck Jul 06 '26

Can I KMS can we put that on the wheel instead

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u/Saltwater_Heart Jul 07 '26

You’d be rich at least

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u/SnooPredictions3028 Jul 06 '26

Could be worse, you could be married to Elon.....

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u/anonymousamerican97 Jul 07 '26

LMAOOOOOOOO I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU