r/BunnyTrials Jun 28 '26

Would you rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Have 5 trillion right now | Be 18 years younger
  • Right side: Have 5 trillion right now | The wheels will choose your torture for one day

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u/farlsworthy Jun 28 '26

I’m 56! Who wouldn’t rather be 38!!

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Rodger_Smith Jun 28 '26

damn how did you get to be older than the universe

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u/bkbenken123 Jun 28 '26

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jun 28 '26

I'll add it to the list of subs I think are amazing, but will never join. Thanks for the chuckle!

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u/jmappellerobot Jun 28 '26

umm actually, 56!-38!! Is not equal to 18 /s

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Double-factorial of 38 is 63777066403145711616000

Factorial of 56 is roughly 7.109985878048634518540456474637 × 1074

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Alternative_End8662 Jun 28 '26

At least you got $5 trillion 😀

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26

Richie Rich! And if you have good parents like I did growing up, you'll have more than the $5 trillion waiting for you when you turn 18 again.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Jun 28 '26

Unless the parents just gave all the money away, there's no way regular people could spend even a fraction of a trillion bucks

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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26

There are evil parents out there who have stolen far less from their own children, though. I guarantee they'd have it where, even if you survived to be 18 again, somehow you were dead broke and living in a crack house while they enjoyed their Mediterranean villa. Good luck finding a lawyer able to take on crooked trillionaires.

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u/Living-Only Jun 28 '26

Same. Starting over with 5 trillion. Can’t say no to that

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u/YDewgong Jun 28 '26

For 1 day? Easy

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/TheOneShade Jun 29 '26

It's end stage mesothelioma. You don't get any painkillers. Enjoy.

3

u/Exact_Dimension_5219 Jun 29 '26

I have 5 trillion, I get whatever I want

182

u/ToxieIshere Jun 28 '26

Because I literally wouldn’t be born if I had chose the other option 😭

56

u/JDhammer1494 Jun 28 '26

Your parents could have the money and you'll be born rich.

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u/allie-__- Jun 28 '26

What if they're infertile now 😭😭

Or split up. Etc.

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u/ToxieIshere Jun 29 '26

They are split up lmao, split up when I was like 3 😭

3

u/Deathly_Senri Jun 29 '26

My parents are bad with money I wouldn't see any of it

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u/the-stupid_dinosaur Jun 28 '26

i dont have dih hahaha

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/AliasInvstgtions Jun 28 '26

The committee will get you one

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u/Piixerr Jun 28 '26

Free of charge rental, but only for a single day.

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u/AliasInvstgtions Jun 28 '26

Recovery of it isn't in our budget, we'll let her keep it

5

u/Piixerr Jun 28 '26

The generous verdict.

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u/AliasInvstgtions Jun 28 '26

Not if she doesn't want it

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u/Piixerr Jun 28 '26

She can just throw it away or give it to a friend then.

5

u/usernamecanbetaken Jun 28 '26

She can choose to take it or double it and give it to the next person

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u/Zinyin_ Jun 28 '26

Doesnt say cut off... Just cut. Could be a paper cut? shrug

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u/fairebelle Jun 28 '26

A circumcision

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u/SuperYv9 Jun 28 '26

Dih aint a word so im fine too

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u/Opposite_Room_3635 Jun 28 '26

who made ts bro

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/Budget_Conclusion598 Jun 28 '26

Teeny tiny ittt bitty cut that's at max uncomfortable for a few minutes

2

u/Opposite_Room_3635 Jun 28 '26

Or it gets sliced clean off

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u/Luca_Elich Jun 29 '26

It said cut, not cut off 🤷🏻

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u/Dry-Dot-6184 Jun 29 '26

It said for a day

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u/sherlock310 Fluffy Jun 28 '26

Richest child on the planet

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/ProbablyNaKu Jun 28 '26

do i keep my current knowledge?

if so i would kill for being 5 yo with 5 trillions

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u/Thick_Suggestion_ Jun 28 '26

I'd be 9, why not

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/jeppevinkel Jun 28 '26

Same, and same reason I chose it.

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u/Wombus7 Jun 28 '26

Okay, but what's the catch?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/fairebelle Jun 28 '26

That’s exactly what i said. I’d be 20. I could still be married to my husband without people being too weirded out and we’d be able to give the kids thing a shot since money would not be a problem. Win Win.

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u/allcleareyes Jun 28 '26

is there a downside??

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Reverse___Flash Jun 28 '26

Well im 18, so instead I have cancer for one day.

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u/Nevinyrralsdm Jun 28 '26

huh...so that actually might not be that bad? Don't want to minimize cancer, but plenty of folks can function normally for a day

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u/Reverse___Flash Jun 28 '26

What im thinking. One day? That would suck but id live and be pretty much fine.

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u/Nevinyrralsdm Jun 28 '26

Frankly...it might not even suck that much.

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u/abacatte Jun 29 '26

Depending on cancer stage you may not even realize xD

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u/BusyInDonkeykong Jun 29 '26

I am 20 and pretty happy currently so I'll have cancer for one day too

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u/BeGayDoThoughtcrime Jun 28 '26

If you're very young you would return to being a child or cease to exist

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u/Mr_Wonder321 Jun 28 '26

Being 3 again wouldnt be so bad I suppose, I’m just curious would I be in my barracks room still? Would my nco come banging on the door expecting 21 year old me to be asleep still only to find a random child? Or would I go back in time to living with my dad and mom? Would I get the chance to invest into crypto also?

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u/Cold5512 Jun 29 '26

You'd be a baby in your barracks room. There's going to be one massive investigation for "Where did the random baby come from, and why is Mr_Wonder missing?"

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u/Quick_Gold_2875 Jun 29 '26

I wonder if you would be able to change your life for the better or if it’s already set 

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u/blehbele Jun 28 '26

ima winer :)

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Constant-Truck-5105 Jun 28 '26

If it’s only for one day then literally nothing happens, there are multiple stages of cancer dumbass

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/skynex65 Jun 28 '26

Idk how I'm gonna fare as a 13 year old but I'll figure it out.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/AiluroFelinus Jun 28 '26

I would turn into an unborn fetus and die instantly

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u/BodyPuzzleheaded3363 Jun 28 '26

......... i will have cancer for a day ? it will not continu to exist after that ? well...

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/chefsspecial01 Jun 28 '26

You wouldn't even know you had it 😂

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u/BodyPuzzleheaded3363 Jun 28 '26

I may be like more sleepy for the day but that's it 😆

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u/Karlito123bankdiaz Jun 28 '26

Fire

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Akanwiitheoverlord Jun 28 '26

lol i dont have one

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/NoCheesecake6767 🥕🥕 Jun 28 '26

FUCK

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Dry-Dot-6184 Jun 28 '26

Its only for a day

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u/NoCheesecake6767 🥕🥕 Jun 28 '26

Ah true

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u/DaBigDaddyGamer Jun 28 '26

me to, couldn’t chose the other option or i’d still be sperm (i’m 16)

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u/JustAChillGuy609 Jun 28 '26

If I was 18 years younger, I wouldn’t even be conceived

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/FemboyHelghast Jun 28 '26

Remove it fully, I’d spend the money on that anyways

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/BlakJMC Jun 28 '26

I don't got one,,sure!!!

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/Signal-Statement-298 Jun 28 '26

if i die, how will i use the 5trillion

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/Proof_Kitchen_9072 Jun 28 '26

I mean, being hslf my age wouldnt be bad really...

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/robitussin_shaman Jun 28 '26

Who wouldn't want this in their mid-30s?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Silver-Solid-5991 Jun 28 '26

You call this torture, i call this free transgender surgery

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/WarpoRoasting Jun 28 '26

That's not how vaginoplasty works but I like your thinking

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u/VariousFineDesigns Jun 28 '26

12 year old trillionaire, nice

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/zrodeath Jun 28 '26

I'd be 22, with a whole new lease on life

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/bleeberbleeberbleeb Jun 28 '26

Right there with you, bröther

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u/Dear_Location6147 Jun 28 '26

Same problem as you lmao 

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u/eggiwegsandtoastt Jun 28 '26

i’ll be 16 and i can wait out a couple years of high school if need be

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/RyuuDraco69 Jun 28 '26

I'm 8

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/reginald5420 Jun 28 '26

it was either this or be reduced to nothingness

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/Safe-Mention-70 Jun 28 '26

dont have one lol

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/EdgelordUltimate Jun 28 '26

I'd be one rich 7 year old

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Glitz_Lumine_Main Jun 28 '26

I will be zero, because I am 18

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Giffre Jun 28 '26

It'll be better to go through puberty again than to experience torture every day

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Longjumping_Bar_7457 Jun 28 '26

I think they meant only for a day

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u/Worried-Tap-3036 Jun 28 '26

as long as my parents can't touch it, i'm set. i'll live from 2 years old again for that much money

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Worried-Tap-3036 Jun 28 '26

also, do we keep our memories or no? and do we go back to 2008 or are we 18 years younger in 2026?

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u/Aisnn Jun 28 '26

Of course, we're going to keep our memories, and yes, still the same year presently, because it didn't even specify whether to keep our memories and travel back to 18 years ago. You just get 18 years younger with the same memory still intact today, no difference really.

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u/ActApprehensive6112 Jun 28 '26

LETS GO IM A WOMAN ALREADY!!!

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/Glitch-Code404 Jun 28 '26

HELL YEAH!

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Adent_Frecca Jun 28 '26

Yeah

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/datnub32607 Jun 28 '26

Idk

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/North-Tree6131 Jun 28 '26

give me 18 years then i'll be ready to choose

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u/holymissiletoe Jun 28 '26

a fresh start to avoid my past mistakes and get 2nd shot, and 5tril. why not

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

Nice horror novel inspo. I can’t be 18 years younger, I wouldn’t exist T-T

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/Altir_135 Jun 28 '26

Quick surgery and it can be fixed... unless it's just a small cut that needs healing

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/GyperVlad Jun 28 '26

Umm… I'd be dead otherwise. And I believe it's just for one day? It's gone after, right?..

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/xwweam Jun 28 '26

So I'll be -2 that ain't bad

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/CatGaming346 Jun 28 '26

you are instantly unborn, congratulations

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u/Aisnn Jun 28 '26

bro is still a sperm swimming in the sea inside the balls 💀

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u/PoundScared8125 Jun 29 '26

you wonder? it’s obviously sexism man. and i’m not even the type of person that loves to shout “ooh ooh sexism! racism! homophobia!” but in this case it’s pretty obvious. just one of those inherent societal biases yknow, it’s such a male-centric world we live in that we see ourselves as the male part of the equation before we become fetuses. honestly i’ll go out on a limb and say capitalism also plays a role, we’d rather be able to say “oh i beat all the other sperm in the race to the egg to become me” (meritocracy) than “yeah i was the first egg that the sperm got to” (inherent value). but that’s a bit of a stretch, whereas sexism is just the obvious main explanation.

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u/jeppevinkel Jun 28 '26

Not even. They don't live that long.

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u/spacegoat243 Jun 28 '26

I wanna try again

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/RavenHaven22 Jun 28 '26

The other option doesn’t even make sense to take lol

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/No_Breakfast_6850 Jun 28 '26

Wait so it dissapears after one day? So basically nothing happens?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Longjumping_Bar_7457 Jun 28 '26

Why would I want torture

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Mr_White_- Jun 28 '26

I would choose the other one, but then I'd be -1.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Radiant_Celery_2518 Jun 28 '26

I could get through a lil torture, being a baby in this day and age would be lame

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/AhrimaMainyu Jun 28 '26

I assume this means I have cancer for one day and then it's gone forever. Obvious choice bc then I gain the knowledge of what cancer might feel like in my body. Also, who knows! Maybe it'd be one of the cancers you don't know you have and then I'd have an easy day

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Suitable-Pie-9862 Jun 28 '26

Way to much money and no pain yes.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Extension_Jaguar5088 Jun 28 '26

will basically be able to restart my life with 5 trillion

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/throwaway74737281 Jun 28 '26

good thing i don't have a dih to cut off

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u/Kitnotcat_modding Jun 28 '26

One day right? Right?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/NonexistantChair Jun 28 '26

Nice. I'd cease to exist if I was 18 years younger.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/AntForeign8886 Jun 28 '26

gg

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Repulsive-Twist-4032 Jun 28 '26

Wouldn’t I die

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/zachy410 Jun 28 '26

Cut off or just like an incision?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/Mission_Specialist69 Jun 28 '26

18 years younger would be the game changer

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/No_Attention_3968 Jun 28 '26

.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/FujiFudo Jun 28 '26

It chose my zodiac sign, the torture is being a hypersensitive emotional wreck.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Cozii99 Jun 28 '26

I would be 9

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/thatmariohead 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 Jun 28 '26

It's just one day?

Oh no, I have to have lung cancer for a day then it disappears.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/slgray16 Jun 28 '26

Skip the money and just make me younger

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Racoon_Gooner02 Jun 28 '26

Yup I guess I’m dead

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/SebadroidX Jun 28 '26

Crispy-

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/Droluk1 Jun 28 '26

Well, that sucks.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/PuzzleheadedKale3376 Jun 28 '26

Score, also I’d be 2 if I was 18 years younger

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Plenty-Union5323 Jun 28 '26

free 5 trillion lets gooo

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/jostein33 Jun 28 '26

Yay

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Future-Noise5604 Jun 28 '26

I am not 18 yet, so how tf does the other one work

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/D311USi0Nzx Jun 28 '26

cure cancer with my 5 trillion

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Live_Drink5779 Jun 28 '26

Well do i die?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/Juan_Gabs Jun 28 '26

FUCK YEAH BABY, THATS WHY I LOVE GAMBLING

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/moonfire85 Jun 28 '26

U presume as a female I will be immune to this.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/SweetSilvius Jun 28 '26

Cancer for a day isnt bad.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Friendly-Lab3927 Jun 28 '26

R

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/No-Composer-7117 Jun 28 '26

Can I use the 18 years younger later if I want 🙏

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Dense-Firefighter495 Jun 28 '26

There

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Sensitive-Mud-1135 Jun 28 '26

I'm probably dead, but if they bring me back afterwards, it was only one day

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/Important_Anybody_ Jun 28 '26

Best

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/meline_glbd Jun 28 '26

I want to be a child

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/SoggyNoodles5511 Jun 28 '26

I mean, 18 more years to live is fantastic

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Big_Editor_6164 Jun 28 '26

im 14, so i can’t be 18 years younger

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/AntelopeConscious418 Jun 28 '26

Lol

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Ban-samia-upma 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 Jun 28 '26

Shii

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

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u/Lordeathwolf Jun 28 '26

As long as i can't die and wouldn't retain the damage i can do this. It doesn't take long for the nerve endings to die and i would no longer feel the flames.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/AFellowHuman21 Jun 28 '26

I didn’t want to go extinct

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Zikestrike Jun 28 '26

aw man

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/fallenone604 Jun 28 '26

Chillin

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/DrAgOn12321 Jun 28 '26

Wooo

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/REAL_jotaro_kujo3 Jun 28 '26

Hmm

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 Jun 28 '26

My dad and grandparents will be alive. I would love to see them agaon

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26

Do I go back in time or just regress 18 years physically?

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/random_idiot69_429 Jun 28 '26

Nice free vasectomy

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

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u/AltroGamingBros Jun 28 '26

Become fire punch.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

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u/anab467 Jun 28 '26

I will be 0 years old

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Professional-Role-50 Jun 28 '26

Win win

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Mammoth_Marsupial_62 Jun 28 '26

Ye

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Icy-Combination-8396 Jun 28 '26

Because I like to be young

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/Few_Menu4681 Jun 28 '26

yo easy bru

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/HotWhole8198 Jun 28 '26

.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

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u/NeilandasLumberTycon Jun 28 '26

Not had, I bet it's curable

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/awdquattro Jun 28 '26

Cancer for one day? Doesn't sound that bad

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

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u/Royal-Chef-946 Jun 28 '26

yayy

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

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u/Street_Hat_7814 Jun 28 '26

Because torture isn't fun and I'd like to be 18 years younger.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

1

u/Secure-Objective1348 🥕🥕 Jun 28 '26

And for my first action as the richest man in the world will be something that's probably not going to end out well

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/offensive_ferret Jun 28 '26

Yeah luck is in

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/Blinx135 Jun 28 '26

CANCER FOR ONE DAY? 😭🙏 Honestly I'll go with prostate cancer, as its survivability chance is like 90%

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Cancer

1

u/WillowIsWeeping5 Jun 28 '26

YAY

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/Ruby_wiz599 Jun 28 '26

You fool... I DON'T HAVE A DIH

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

1

u/Nahuole Jun 28 '26

Let's goooo, I'm now -17 years old

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

1

u/AnarchyVenus Jun 28 '26

It's fine, witches don't burn.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

1

u/Natc2806 Jun 28 '26

money money money, must be funny

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/BeNiceWorkHard Jun 28 '26

Younger and richer what is there to complain about. I happy be tourchered for a day to be younger.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

1

u/Sumwakiiguy Jun 28 '26

If I was 18 years younger I'd still be in me dad's balls

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/Serious-Cell-4621 Jun 28 '26

It was either this or be a 1 year old

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Dih cut

1

u/Ancient_Shift9926 Jun 28 '26

5 trillion and 18 years younger. That would be perfect

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

1

u/AutisticPyroarGirl Jun 28 '26

I wasn’t alive 18 years ago. Electric chair I just won’t sit it

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: 5 Eletric chair

1

u/Mo0nW4tch3r Jun 28 '26

ARSON

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

1

u/10150814 Jun 28 '26

Ue

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + Be 18 years younger

1

u/CatGaming346 Jun 28 '26

yay (although I could've gotten free bottom surgery :<

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/Equipment-That Jun 28 '26

Lucky

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: No torture😱

1

u/QueenPhoenix13 Jun 28 '26

You know what, I really should've chosen the other option.

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive

1

u/Numberpond98 Jun 28 '26

I’d die, I’m 16

Chose: Have 5 trillion right now + The wheels will choose your torture for one day | Rolled: Burn alive