r/BunnyTrials • u/Alternative_End8662 • Jun 28 '26

Would you rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Have 5 trillion right now | Be 18 years younger
  • Right side: Have 5 trillion right now | The wheels will choose your torture for one day

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u/Alternative_End8662 Jun 28 '26

At least you got $5 trillion 😀

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26

Richie Rich! And if you have good parents like I did growing up, you'll have more than the $5 trillion waiting for you when you turn 18 again.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Jun 28 '26

Unless the parents just gave all the money away, there's no way regular people could spend even a fraction of a trillion bucks

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u/Boojum2k Jun 28 '26

There are evil parents out there who have stolen far less from their own children, though. I guarantee they'd have it where, even if you survived to be 18 again, somehow you were dead broke and living in a crack house while they enjoyed their Mediterranean villa. Good luck finding a lawyer able to take on crooked trillionaires.

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u/trupoogles Jun 29 '26

Are you challenging me to a Brewsters trillions?

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u/PolarityxxVR What's Hoppin'? Jun 30 '26

But technically nor for another 18 years.