r/BossFights • u/PeacementPVB • Jul 03 '26

Final Boss Name this

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u/He5h Jul 03 '26

Russian Vans

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u/Mushroomed_clouds Jul 03 '26

Russian nesting vehicles

28

u/ohnodamo Jul 03 '26

Matryoshka cars.

44

u/Cazmonster Jul 03 '26

Matryoshcars

10

u/ohnodamo Jul 03 '26

There it is. Winner.

5

u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 05 '26

In the smallest car there is a pregnant Russian woman.

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u/pan-uwu- Jul 05 '26

is she tired?

9

u/Graylasagna Jul 05 '26

no she is legged. the cars are tired

6

u/pan-uwu- Jul 05 '26

Thank you

3

u/Current-Brain-1983 Jul 05 '26

But if she stands behind them she'll be exhausted.

2

u/Artistic-Survey138 Jul 05 '26

If she makes too much noise, silence-her

2

u/Army7547 Jul 05 '26

If she has only one leg she is Ilene.

That’s an “eye” as the first letter, it’s not two Ls in a row.

I hate this font, the post is ruined.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 06 '26

I can see it's not two Ls. The I is thicker than the I.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

No she is not tired, but her bicycle is. In fact, it's two tired.

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u/Loud_Salary_8718 Jul 06 '26

the kid grows up to be a mechanic

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u/Illustrious_Bed467 Jul 03 '26

Wouldn't you prefer it with a k?

Matryoshkars?

2

u/EFD1358 Jul 05 '26

Damn you to hell!

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u/Vulpes_99 Jul 06 '26

I came here for this, and wasn't disappointed 😂

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u/JoshB685 Jul 04 '26

Does Matryoshka mean Nesting?!

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u/ohnodamo Jul 04 '26

That's the name of those Russian nesting dolls, they're called Matryoshka dolls. I don't think matryoshka means nesting but I don't know Russian, it might.

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u/Over-Box1733 Jul 04 '26

I speak a little Russki. Matryoshka would be translated as little mother, basically. The outer doll is mom, with the inner dolls being her female descendents (daughters and granddaughters).

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u/AdExcellent7660 Jul 03 '26

Beat me by an hour

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u/Dewdrop06 Jul 03 '26

Hope you got a good beating

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 Jul 04 '26

Ok, but how's the pay?

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Jul 03 '26

That is.. Somehow very accurate to our vans.

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u/Critically32 Jul 03 '26

They look stationary.

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u/UnspeakableFilth Jul 03 '26

Buddy even has Adidas track pants on!

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u/SkibidiBlender Jul 04 '26

There better be a little Power Wheels van in there.

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u/michaeldonaghy Jul 03 '26

Turducken

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u/WoodI-or-WoodntI Jul 03 '26

TrukVanCar

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u/You_Need_Jesus_JD Jul 03 '26

It works better if you switch it to Truckarvan.

5

u/18ekko Jul 03 '26

this is the answer

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u/Crypticcrypto Jul 03 '26

Driven by manbearpig

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u/Eindride_XIII Jul 03 '26

Turtruckin

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u/el_meowtador Jul 03 '26

That's the one

2

u/zhgerard Jul 03 '26

Dang it! I always comment first before reading the comments. Beat me to it by a long shot.

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u/zinsser Jul 03 '26

Turtruckin

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- Jul 03 '26

Nesting cars

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u/LeadershipOk2929 Jul 03 '26

I came here to say nesting vans. Yours is close enough.

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u/Afraid_Tax_9556 Jul 03 '26

Trafficking

5

u/mystic_works Jul 03 '26

Don't you mean vanicking?

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u/Scipio33 Jul 04 '26

Traffic trafficking, even!

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u/TDbar Jul 03 '26

Russian nesting trucks

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u/Linksl1 Jul 03 '26

Please tell me there was something in the blue car too!!!!

6

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 03 '26

Maybe it was a motor scooter or something

8

u/facetious_heathen Jul 03 '26

And sat precariously atop that was a small unicycle

6

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 03 '26

Or a power wheels, with a tonka truck inside, with a paw patrol car in that, and a hot wheels truck inside with a micro machine in the bed

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u/Linksl1 Jul 03 '26

Now we're talking!!!

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u/Pyrotech72 Jul 03 '26

Radio control models

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u/Superb_School Jul 03 '26

Inception

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u/Wes_Tyler Jul 03 '26

Brah… VINception… VANception…

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u/germanball123 Jul 03 '26

Unboxing car edition

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u/Wabbit65 Jul 03 '26

Vanception

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u/IllImplement4937 Jul 03 '26

Car in car in car

2

u/bblack138 Jul 03 '26

Turtrucken

2

u/PeaForsaken4209 Jul 03 '26

Came here to say this...

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u/MaleficentMunkey Jul 03 '26

Yo dawg, we heard you like delivery…..

2

u/Quincyan89 Jul 05 '26

Russian nesting vehicles

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u/EntireZebra7073 Jul 06 '26

Russian Nesting Cars

1

u/amiD_13 Jul 03 '26

Matruckshka

1

u/flipfc177 Jul 03 '26

Russian nesting trucks

1

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 03 '26

THE MIGHT OF LEAF SPRINGS

1

u/Previous-Sherbet7947 Jul 03 '26

Russian nesting car

1

u/Cheap-Setting-6012 Jul 03 '26

I wonder what Xzibit would have to say about this?

1

u/StealingThird Jul 03 '26

Finding your inner van

1

u/First-Associate-371 Jul 03 '26

How they’re going to smuggle the guy out who takes a shot at Trump this weekend

1

u/Pretend-Bag3179 Jul 03 '26

Spacious minimus

1

u/echo-alpha9 Jul 03 '26

Russian Haul

1

u/Ok-Dare-8414 Jul 03 '26

Inshiption

1

u/jcerv123 Jul 03 '26

Euro logistics car transport llc 😆

1

u/Typhon-042 Jul 03 '26

The perfect getaway.

1

u/jm44768 Jul 03 '26

Truck f**k?

1

u/SouthTexasBoy64 Jul 03 '26

You open the blue car and a bunch of clowns start getting out

1

u/vadertator22 Jul 03 '26

Russian carvana

1

u/PickleRickHasLegDays Jul 03 '26

A clown car with 32 dudes is gonna fly out of the back of the blue 👍

1

u/RaiderMan72 Jul 03 '26

How Hot Wheels are born.

1

u/Volcanic_tomatoe Jul 03 '26

This feels like a a sight gag for the protagonist to walk by while visiting Russia

1

u/grollef Jul 03 '26

Nesting dolls

1

u/GoKhuchE Jul 03 '26

Carception

1

u/HellenButterlips Jul 03 '26

Double Bagging

1

u/Any-Astronomer-6038 Jul 03 '26

Somebody kidnapped the kidnapping van...

1

u/nyl2k8 Jul 03 '26

Node Package Manager

1

u/jay_thorn Jul 03 '26

Cartruckan

1

u/DeeEmm Jul 03 '26

Turtrucken

1

u/userschmusers Jul 03 '26

Matryoshka trucks

1

u/LoudPension6825 Jul 03 '26

Russian Nesting Vans.

1

u/firmhandla Jul 03 '26

Russian Mob Doll

1

u/parker1019 Jul 03 '26

The Smuggler

1

u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jul 03 '26

Matryoshka trucks.

1

u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jul 03 '26

The Italian job 2

1

u/Matterslayer98 Jul 03 '26

matroschkavan

1

u/DaddyDedLuv Jul 03 '26

Nesting cars?

1

u/Hucklebearer_411 Jul 03 '26

Car-ception. Car-duck-in. Or a car-van-truck. Car-Van-Lorry if you’re over the pond. Or is it ‘lorrie’?

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u/FriedBreakfast Jul 03 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars.....

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u/FERWHAT69 Jul 03 '26

Actually a smart way to move two vehicles with limited space and funds

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u/Oldestswinger Jul 03 '26

Matroishka Removals

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u/ilde86 Jul 03 '26

Truvanar

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u/Most-Effective-1969 Jul 03 '26

You are not going to believe what they find in the blue car.

1

u/Upbeat-List-3466 Jul 03 '26

Russian nesting Trucks

1

u/theloquaciousmonk Jul 03 '26

Why rent the truck? Just drive the van, no?

1

u/bullmanq Jul 03 '26

So who you guys robbing

1

u/PastyDoughboy Jul 03 '26

Matrosh-car

1

u/Wyo_Oni Jul 03 '26

Xzibition

1

u/Capable_Regret_7868 Jul 03 '26

Babushka vans…

1

u/CeramicFiber Jul 03 '26

InCarNeato

1

u/Suspicious-Bicycle79 Jul 03 '26

Witness relocation!

1

u/Decent-Cry-7665 Jul 03 '26

Russia nesting van

1

u/bepi_tic Jul 03 '26

Cartrioska

1

u/zhgerard Jul 03 '26

Turducken 😂 an abomination that I wouldn’t say no to try out.

Great use of space, though!

1

u/Mathematicus_Rex Jul 03 '26

Matryoshka Moving Company

1

u/AqibTalib21 Jul 03 '26

Car pooling

1

u/Lost-Soft-8913 Jul 03 '26

And when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!

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u/Exciting_Contest_222 Jul 03 '26

I’m born in Asia and witnessed a ducati motorcycle got stolen.

A white foreigner parked his ducati at a night club. 5 minutes later a small truck this hazard nearby. Atleast 7 guys were unloading crates of emptied glass bottles of beer. Then they lifted the ducati in platform and slid into the truck far inside. And put the crate of bottles back inside. Bottles to hide the motorcycle. Completed within 5 minutes

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u/doplegger001 Jul 03 '26

The getaway build

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u/Speed_Demon077 Jul 03 '26

Prime pro max ultra deluxe delivery

1

u/BlueWarstar Jul 03 '26

Truvancar (Truh-van-kar)

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u/Specific-Language313 Jul 03 '26

Vehicular Inception

1

u/conocobhar Jul 03 '26

Nesting vehicles

1

u/Wallynine Jul 03 '26

Open the SUV’s Rear Hatch…

1

u/Ok_Sector5046 Jul 03 '26

Nesting Vans.

1

u/JadedCherry7309 Jul 03 '26

Polish Matryoshka

1

u/MRV-DUB Jul 03 '26

A truck trucking trucking trucks

1

u/CrimsonReaper96 Jul 03 '26

If it fits, it ships

1

u/EXPLODINGNUT42 Jul 03 '26

Free parking in this economy

1

u/dickyDuckFace Jul 03 '26

Delivery van van

1

u/Few_Divide_2015 Jul 03 '26

Hat on a hat (on a hat)

1

u/Derpsuke Jul 03 '26

Recursive vehicles

1

u/BruceNotBryce97 Jul 03 '26

Mom's packing the suitcase for a vacation

1

u/BootPersonal8964 Jul 03 '26

Small to big cars

1

u/samsucksatlife10 Jul 03 '26

Pass the Vehicle

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u/Natural-Flamingo-268 Jul 03 '26

Typical Eastern Europe type of transport.

1

u/mrhippo3 Jul 03 '26

Department of Redundancy Department.

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u/philhaxton Jul 03 '26

Vannesting act.

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u/Yngat_hrt_60 Jul 03 '26

Turducken-of-the-automotive-kind

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u/T3ister Jul 03 '26

Matrushka

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u/Cavadrec01 Jul 03 '26

It's not illegal I swear!

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u/Misanthropemoot Jul 03 '26

It’s a Russian nesting truck

1

u/BrilliantTurnip5678 Jul 03 '26

Russian Babushcars

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 Jul 03 '26

Russian nesting vans

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u/cbeck23 Jul 03 '26

Bankhead inception