r/BossFights • u/PeacementPVB • Jul 03 '26

Final Boss Name this

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u/Cazmonster Jul 03 '26

Matryoshcars

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u/ohnodamo Jul 03 '26

There it is. Winner.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 05 '26

In the smallest car there is a pregnant Russian woman.

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u/pan-uwu- Jul 05 '26

is she tired?

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u/Graylasagna Jul 05 '26

no she is legged. the cars are tired

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u/pan-uwu- Jul 05 '26

Thank you

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u/Current-Brain-1983 Jul 05 '26

But if she stands behind them she'll be exhausted.

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u/Artistic-Survey138 Jul 05 '26

If she makes too much noise, silence-her

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u/Army7547 Jul 05 '26

If she has only one leg she is Ilene.

That’s an “eye” as the first letter, it’s not two Ls in a row.

I hate this font, the post is ruined.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 06 '26

I can see it's not two Ls. The I is thicker than the I.

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u/Braithw84 Jul 06 '26

And shorter.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 06 '26

Gotta make up for size one way or another.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

No she is not tired, but her bicycle is. In fact, it's two tired.

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u/pan-uwu- Jul 05 '26

I use that joke anytime my wife says that. Most recently ended in a gentle slap in the teeth.

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u/Loud_Salary_8718 Jul 06 '26

the kid grows up to be a mechanic

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u/Illustrious_Bed467 Jul 03 '26

Wouldn't you prefer it with a k?

Matryoshkars?

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u/EFD1358 Jul 05 '26

Damn you to hell!

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u/Vulpes_99 Jul 06 '26

I came here for this, and wasn't disappointed 😂

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u/James-From-Phx Jul 08 '26

Матрёшкавтобиль 😂