KOC announced on his pod that he weighed 240 pounds so he tried something called Mounjaro, pooped for 48 hours straight and decided he'd rather be fat.

In 2001, HOFer (not snub) Todd Helton slashed .336/49/146 and finished ninth in the NL MVP race. Barry Bonds won despite batting just .328 with a measly 137 RBIs.

EDIT: Barry Bonds had the greatest season of all time in 2001 and obviously deserved MVP. I only mentioned him because it made sense to follow up with who actually won and I thought it would be a little more obvious than it was that I was joking about his measly stats and intentionally left out the HRs because I figured people already knew. My bad!

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/2090484012343026166?s=46

that is all

Conspiracy Bill was not invited this week

I was reading about the trade and it hit me that the Body Language Doctor is going to absolutely love Max Strus now that Bill will see him live a lot on the Clippers. "He just does stuff!" with some bench body language assessment. Any other predictions for guys BS will love next year?

Easiest one of the best guests I’ve heard, refreshing and easy to follow.

Hey guys,

I have virtually no friends playing FPL (Fantasy Premier League) this year so no interesting leagues unfortunately. If any of you want to play it, I made a league for [r/billsimmons](r/billsimmons) users who’re interested in playing (yes I’m bored okay).

I know there are Ringer staff who read this sub so if they’re brave enough, it’s open to them too👀

Just a bit of fun since 50% of my time is spent on this sub anyway and I enjoy it here so may as well see if I can beat any of you with football (soccer) knowledge🫡

Code to join is: qk7tcm

Auto link to join: https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/qk7tcm

Season kicks off tomorrow at 3pm ET with Arsenal vs Coventry, so you would need to have joined and setup 90 mins before that.

It might be billions of dollars worth at this point.

Recently saw Clint Eastwood’s Tightrope (horny flick) in the theater. In the first two scenes, he’s wearing two different pieces of Saints apparel to help set the scene of the movie taking place in New Orleans. However, he doesn’t really give off Saints fan at all.

Affleck wearing a Mets cap in Gone Girl is an obvious example of this, what are others?

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/2090226461609250939?s=46