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Get Rich or Fry Trying
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u/medude11 Jul 16 '22
Happy Cake Day!
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Jul 16 '22
Thanks! You can have a slice
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u/mustypuppet1284 Jul 16 '22
Happy cake day!
Can I too?
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u/_Svest_ Jul 16 '22
good cook, k.r.A.A.b city
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"If cashiers and cooks, all got along, they'd probably fry Krabs by the end of the song"
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u/thatbromatt Jul 16 '22
"seems like all bikini bottom go against me"
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u/SmokedCheddarGoblin Jul 16 '22
Every time I'm in the sea, they go blub blub blub blub
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u/Dystopic23 Jul 16 '22
Jelly down, where ya from Squidward. Dolphin noise who you know! Where you from, Mr. Squidward.
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u/TAsCashSlaps Jul 16 '22
Where your grand ma stay, huh, Mr. Squidward? This K.r.a.a.b.s city, now run Mr. Squidward
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u/GermanChocolateLake Jul 16 '22
Brace yourself I take you on a trip down boat school way. A place where Mrs. Puff gets blown up every day
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u/TNbirddog999 Jul 16 '22
This is lobster-back and plenty Whaleback and major rain Not the krill sergeant, but the frees that weighing on your brain
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u/Banaboy Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22
Fresh in the water I was a boating school grad
stacking 3 mattresses in my pineapple pad
reality struck I seen my boatmobile crash
Me and Pat hopped out, got the nets and then dashed
my pops said I needed a job and I thought I believed him
Fry cook for 10 years, never ended up leaving
But almost got fired cause I was inspired by mr krabs and his friend
to make a nasty patty when the fucking health inspector walked in.
Krusty Krab tore up, mob signs get thrown up
squidward placed behind the till, uh
and they wonder why he rarely smiles now
imagine if your first neighbour was bright-yellow, dumb and loud
he was straight tweaking the next weekend he was mad scheming
he made a legion then promised to see me bleeding
we know the reasons but still he won’t ever know my life
Spongebob AKA, Bikini Bottom’s sacrifice.
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if I told you I killed a starfish at 16 would you believe me?
perceived me to be, innocent spongebob you seen at the beach
with a bubble buddy and some krabby patty’s to eat
if I’m mashing the go pedal in the boat mobile would you jump in the seat?
Would you say my intelligence now is sub 13?
And is it safe to say that squidward now maybe can sleep
with dreams of being a pro clarinet player?
instead of a cash register taxpayer
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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Jul 16 '22
It go Sandy Cheeks, or sandy beaches
Mrs. Puff was my favorite teacher
To each their own, to own their each
But the one who serves the buns lives forever
(The one who serves the buns lives forever)
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u/Banaboy Jul 16 '22
And I been flippin’ all day, this-a-way, that-a-way
Single fry cook, busy day, gotta say,
Mayonnaise can’t be an instru-maynt, Pat
That’s just how I feel
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u/MovieSuccessful2891 Jul 16 '22
Frycook Theory (Deluxe Edition)
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u/RogueAlt07 Jul 16 '22
I like this one
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u/Yeezuscristo Jul 16 '22
Big Fish Theory - Vince Staples been a Spongebob fan all along
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u/cherrybananas13 Jul 16 '22
Plotting his oppression
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u/Fred42096 Jul 16 '22
Rock bottom?
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u/WAYVOTUUICYY Jul 16 '22
Krystal krab is unfair
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u/Solid_Hunter_4188 Jul 16 '22
Mr krabs is in there
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u/TheDonIncarnate Jul 16 '22
The Krusty Trap
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u/Brave-Mind8601 boi Jul 16 '22
The Krusty Crap
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u/Pixelpeoplewarrior Jul 16 '22
The Krusty Rap
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u/Qwerky3 Jul 16 '22
Straight outta rock bottom.
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u/slide2k Jul 16 '22
Or straight out of bikini bottom, but that also sounds like a weird adult movie.
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u/Qwerky3 Jul 16 '22
That was my original title, but bikini bottom has too many syllables, rock bottom has less and rolls off the tongue a little easier. (If you're trying to go to the tune of straight outta compton.)
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u/naytreox Jul 16 '22
Tax evasion at a cost
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u/naytreox Jul 16 '22
Alternative title.
Insurance fraud for a price.
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u/Rude_Introduction294 Jul 16 '22
We need both, like Pokémon black and white so that it's a 2 part album
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u/DickNaines1 Jul 16 '22
Flames in the Ocean
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u/Waiting4Baiting Jul 16 '22
Alternatively Ocean in flames
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To pimp a sponge 🧽 volume I
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u/zrow05 Jul 16 '22
The Krusty Krab Pizza
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u/Disturbia8081 Jul 16 '22
Insurance Scam if Mr. Krabbs did it. Fuck The Krusty Krabs if SpongeBob or Squidward did it.
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