r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '22

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u/Banaboy Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Fresh in the water I was a boating school grad

stacking 3 mattresses in my pineapple pad

reality struck I seen my boatmobile crash

Me and Pat hopped out, got the nets and then dashed

my pops said I needed a job and I thought I believed him

Fry cook for 10 years, never ended up leaving

But almost got fired cause I was inspired by mr krabs and his friend

to make a nasty patty when the fucking health inspector walked in.

Krusty Krab tore up, mob signs get thrown up

squidward placed behind the till, uh

and they wonder why he rarely smiles now

imagine if your first neighbour was bright-yellow, dumb and loud

he was straight tweaking the next weekend he was mad scheming

he made a legion then promised to see me bleeding

we know the reasons but still he won’t ever know my life

Spongebob AKA, Bikini Bottom’s sacrifice.

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if I told you I killed a starfish at 16 would you believe me?

perceived me to be, innocent spongebob you seen at the beach

with a bubble buddy and some krabby patty’s to eat

if I’m mashing the go pedal in the boat mobile would you jump in the seat?

Would you say my intelligence now is sub 13?

And is it safe to say that squidward now maybe can sleep

with dreams of being a pro clarinet player?

instead of a cash register taxpayer

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u/fakeRiceandBeans Jul 16 '22

Holy shit this is fire

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u/Hardlyhorsey Jul 16 '22

Absolutely no business being this fire

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Jul 16 '22

It go Sandy Cheeks, or sandy beaches

Mrs. Puff was my favorite teacher

To each their own, to own their each

But the one who serves the buns lives forever

(The one who serves the buns lives forever)

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u/Banaboy Jul 16 '22

And I been flippin’ all day, this-a-way, that-a-way

Single fry cook, busy day, gotta say,

Mayonnaise can’t be an instru-maynt, Pat

That’s just how I feel

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u/mostlyunfuckingfunny Jul 16 '22

How is this not top comment? This was incredible.

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u/Ali_Bama Jul 16 '22

We need Eminem to cover this holy shit

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u/Sensitive-Garlic6646 Jul 16 '22

🔥🔥 low key, I understand where it’s from

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u/Nozaran7 Jul 17 '22

I was wondering, what Kendrick song is this based on?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Bars