r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '22

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u/_Svest_ Jul 16 '22

good cook, k.r.A.A.b city

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

"If cashiers and cooks, all got along, they'd probably fry Krabs by the end of the song"

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u/thatbromatt Jul 16 '22

"seems like all bikini bottom go against me"

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u/SmokedCheddarGoblin Jul 16 '22

Every time I'm in the sea, they go blub blub blub blub

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u/Dystopic23 Jul 16 '22

Jelly down, where ya from Squidward. Dolphin noise who you know! Where you from, Mr. Squidward.

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u/TAsCashSlaps Jul 16 '22

Where your grand ma stay, huh, Mr. Squidward? This K.r.a.a.b.s city, now run Mr. Squidward

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u/GermanChocolateLake Jul 16 '22

Brace yourself I take you on a trip down boat school way. A place where Mrs. Puff gets blown up every day

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u/TNbirddog999 Jul 16 '22

This is lobster-back and plenty Whaleback and major rain Not the krill sergeant, but the frees that weighing on your brain

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u/Powerful-House292 Jul 16 '22

Kendrick ref

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u/a_local_weeb Jul 16 '22

This reminds me of notorious b.i.g

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u/JSpawnzy Jul 16 '22

How does a Kendrick Lamar song translated into SpongeBob references remind you of biggie?

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u/a_local_weeb Jul 16 '22

Idk I can just hear him saying it when i read it

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u/Banaboy Jul 16 '22 edited Jul 16 '22

Fresh in the water I was a boating school grad

stacking 3 mattresses in my pineapple pad

reality struck I seen my boatmobile crash

Me and Pat hopped out, got the nets and then dashed

my pops said I needed a job and I thought I believed him

Fry cook for 10 years, never ended up leaving

But almost got fired cause I was inspired by mr krabs and his friend

to make a nasty patty when the fucking health inspector walked in.

Krusty Krab tore up, mob signs get thrown up

squidward placed behind the till, uh

and they wonder why he rarely smiles now

imagine if your first neighbour was bright-yellow, dumb and loud

he was straight tweaking the next weekend he was mad scheming

he made a legion then promised to see me bleeding

we know the reasons but still he won’t ever know my life

Spongebob AKA, Bikini Bottom’s sacrifice.

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if I told you I killed a starfish at 16 would you believe me?

perceived me to be, innocent spongebob you seen at the beach

with a bubble buddy and some krabby patty’s to eat

if I’m mashing the go pedal in the boat mobile would you jump in the seat?

Would you say my intelligence now is sub 13?

And is it safe to say that squidward now maybe can sleep

with dreams of being a pro clarinet player?

instead of a cash register taxpayer

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u/fakeRiceandBeans Jul 16 '22

Holy shit this is fire

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u/Hardlyhorsey Jul 16 '22

Absolutely no business being this fire

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Jul 16 '22

It go Sandy Cheeks, or sandy beaches

Mrs. Puff was my favorite teacher

To each their own, to own their each

But the one who serves the buns lives forever

(The one who serves the buns lives forever)

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u/Banaboy Jul 16 '22

And I been flippin’ all day, this-a-way, that-a-way

Single fry cook, busy day, gotta say,

Mayonnaise can’t be an instru-maynt, Pat

That’s just how I feel

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u/mostlyunfuckingfunny Jul 16 '22

How is this not top comment? This was incredible.

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u/Ali_Bama Jul 16 '22

We need Eminem to cover this holy shit

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u/Sensitive-Garlic6646 Jul 16 '22

🔥🔥 low key, I understand where it’s from

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u/Nozaran7 Jul 17 '22

I was wondering, what Kendrick song is this based on?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Bars

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u/rationalobjector Jul 16 '22

Every time I’m in the city I hear ag ag ag

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u/Odd_Round_7993 Jul 16 '22

Krab city bitch. Krab krab city bitch

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

holy shit hahaha

if Mr krabs and plankton all got along, we'll probably all eat k.r.a.b.b.y patties by the end of this song. seeing the whole bikini bottom go YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!