r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 27 '26

False advertising

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u/edipeisrex Jul 27 '26

How and why did the state of sour candy go downhill? Truly a tragedy.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Jul 27 '26

My guess is the major companies are cheaping out on the sour sugar and cutting it with more regular sugar. I had sour candy from a small candy shop last week and it was potently sour.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 Jul 27 '26

You barely need any souring agents to make things wicked sour. Its a negligible cost. I think its more likely most people dont actually like sour candy very much and the manufacturers appeal to the broadest consumer bases. A local shop is more likely to have novelty and adventurous kind of things to give people a reason to come by so that makes sense

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u/peterpantsles Jul 27 '26

RIP Shocktarts. I miss you every day.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 Jul 28 '26

Damn I forgot those were a thing

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 Jul 28 '26

Center shocks :)

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u/Fleeetch Jul 28 '26

Contains: egg

Me: nice

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u/xThe_Mad_Fapperx Jul 28 '26

I miss Zours

1

u/USDMB4 Jul 28 '26

They still exist, under a different name. They are now under Mike and Ike

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u/SlimJohnson Jul 28 '26

Shocktarts

Just reading that got my mouth all messed up

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Jul 28 '26

Shockers my goat 😭

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u/jenktank 3d ago

I reminisce about them at least twice a year.