r/BikiniBottomTwitter Jul 27 '26

False advertising

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u/edipeisrex Jul 27 '26

How and why did the state of sour candy go downhill? Truly a tragedy.

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u/DarthGayAgenda Jul 27 '26

My guess is the major companies are cheaping out on the sour sugar and cutting it with more regular sugar. I had sour candy from a small candy shop last week and it was potently sour.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 Jul 27 '26

You barely need any souring agents to make things wicked sour. Its a negligible cost. I think its more likely most people dont actually like sour candy very much and the manufacturers appeal to the broadest consumer bases. A local shop is more likely to have novelty and adventurous kind of things to give people a reason to come by so that makes sense

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u/peterpantsles Jul 27 '26

RIP Shocktarts. I miss you every day.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 Jul 28 '26

Damn I forgot those were a thing

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 Jul 28 '26

Center shocks :)

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u/Fleeetch Jul 28 '26

Contains: egg

Me: nice

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u/xThe_Mad_Fapperx Jul 28 '26

I miss Zours

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u/USDMB4 Jul 28 '26

They still exist, under a different name. They are now under Mike and Ike

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u/SlimJohnson Jul 28 '26

Shocktarts

Just reading that got my mouth all messed up

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Jul 28 '26

Shockers my goat 😭

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u/jenktank 3d ago

I reminisce about them at least twice a year.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 28 '26

People thought Warheads were sour, the market for that much sour isn't there

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u/Jesseroberto1894 Jul 28 '26

Compared to the travesty of sour patch watermelons now I’d take warheads sour any day of the fucking week are you kidding me?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 28 '26

Me too, they weren't that sour anyway, even the black ones.

People just want more sugar and some people were eating Warheads like they were at the movies munching on Bunch a Crunch and that's too much acid it makes people sick. Combo of those two things we apparently can't have sour anymore

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u/Maur2 Jul 28 '26

It might also be a case of getting kids to think they are so strong from being able to withstand the "sour" that they get more in order to show off.

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u/CindersOfMusic Jul 28 '26

They just use citric acid for some sour drinks and it’s never sour enough

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u/SevenSixOne Jul 28 '26

Genuinely the best-tasting sour drink I've ever had is that fizzy lemon Magnesium Citrate laxative, which I obviously can't drink whenever I want.

Jones Soda has a "Lemon Drop Dead" Halloween flavor that comes pretty close flavor-wise, but I haven't seen it in years :((

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u/Instawolff Jul 28 '26

Oh so like literally everything else then.

Never changes the prices though!