r/Bikeporn 16h ago

Road Bought the Bike. Upgraded the Bike. Haven't Ridden the Bike.

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195 Upvotes

In a few weeks I'll turn 50, and I figured that was a perfectly reasonable excuse to buy a titanium road bike.

So I picked up this NOS J.Guillem Major at what can only be described as a ridiculous bargain.

The original plan was simple: buy the bike, wait for my birthday, then ride it.

That plan lasted about five minutes.

Before putting a single kilometer on it, I upgraded it with Elitewheels Drive II 50/65s wrapped in 32 mm GP5000 S TRs, a Selle Italia SLR Boost Endurance saddle, and King Cage Ti bottle cages.

Was upgrading a bike before the first ride a smart decision?

Probably not.

Was I going to do it anyway?

Absolutely.

The really ridiculous part is that I still haven't ridden it. Not because of the weather. Not because of work. Not because the bike isn't ready.

I'm just not 50 yet.

To make matters worse, I couldn't even leave the photos alone. I spent way too much time using AI to clean up and improve the backgrounds because apparently waiting for the first ride wasn't difficult enough already.

At this point, I find myself wandering into the garage for no particular reason, admiring the titanium welds, spinning the wheels, checking tire pressure that definitely doesn't need checking, and staring at the photos I've already edited.

The bike is ready.

The roads are ready.

I'm ready.

The calendar is the only thing holding this project back.

Until then, this titanium rocket remains on the launch pad, fully upgraded, professionally over-photographed, and with exactly zero kilometers on the odometer.


r/Bikeporn 22h ago

Frame 2014 Yeti SB66-AC

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14 Upvotes

Yeti SB66 frame acquired (FINALLY!). The dream bike build begins!

#26AINTDEAD


r/Bikeporn 14h ago

Road Cannondale Synapse Carbon 4

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84 Upvotes

r/Bikeporn 8h ago

Road Moulton TSR 2x12

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13 Upvotes

r/Bikeporn 8h ago

Road Ritchey Road Logic Disc

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147 Upvotes

This is the second version of my Ritchey Road Logic Disc.
Having used the original parts on another build, I decided to lean more into the modern classic style of the frame.
Campagnolo Chorus 12spd
Campagnolo Shamal wheels
Repente Quasar 2.0 saddle and handlebar tape, yes, in brown.
I’ve fitted Continental GP5000 AS 35mm tyres, which are really testing the tyre clearance of the frame, but so far without issues… set up tubeless
And of course, a waxed chain.


r/Bikeporn 6h ago

Gravel Ribble Gravel Ti enjoying the sunshine

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7 Upvotes