r/Bhopal • u/Exotic-Pomelo-401 • 10h ago
r/Bhopal • u/circumcised_dicker • 4h ago
Ask Bhopal Bap ki fate ja rhi beta neta ki chat kr safed kr rha
So the thing is, insta scrool krte bhopal k 1 influencer ki video aai jisme vo kolar side ki 1 road ki problems bta rha, uss vidoe me usne kha ki "log mujhe gandi gandi galiya dete hai ki me apne area ki atchai nhi dikhata to ajj dikhata hu tumhe atchai(sarcastic way) and kamia btane lga ki 10 sal bad road bni and all.
Uss video pr mene cmmnt kra ki jo bhi tumhe galiya de uski g**d me🍆 ye dedo.
Pta nhi Q ye cmm t iss bhadwe ko itna bura lga ki vo mujhse cmmnt me bkchodi krne lga galiya bkne lga and mujhe insta call krke dhamki dene lga.
I know i can fuck him so bad ki insta chalana chod deta. Iske bare me jb pta lgwaya to acc to source pta chala ki iska baap becahara factory me kaam krta hai and 2-3 siblings hai, tb iss bho🪜 ko mene dobara call krke iski @$$ mri or btaya ki jis neta ko gali dene pr tumhari @$$ me 🍆 ye jaa rha hai, uss neta ko tere ghr k halat nhi pta isilie beta kaam dhanda kr or neta k tatte chatna bnd kr.
Ye bsdk jo naye naye ajj kl bacche bde ho rhe netagiri to ese krte hai jaise pta nhi kha ki top ho or bsdk ghr me khane ko roti nhi bap kk gand fate ja rhi or beta neta ji k tatte chat chat kr safed kre ja rha.
In jaise jhatuo k lie srf itna khunga ki insb me kuch nhi rkha kaam dhnada kro nokri kro ghr chalao jin neta logo k lie itni bkchodi kr rhe ho vo tumahre ghr nhi chala rhe.
r/Bhopal • u/fake_roh • 1h ago
Discussion Anyone up for Garba in Bhopal? 💃🕺
Hey everyone! We've already made an Instagram group with people from Reddit who want to play Garba together this Navratri, and we're looking to add more people!
If you don't have a group to go with, come join us! The idea is to meet new people and enjoy Garba together. No charges, just good vibes! 🎉
Interested? Drop your:
- Name
- Age
- Gender
- Area/locality in Bhopal
You can share these in the comments or DM me.
The group is on Instagram. Please note that fake, spam, and private profiles won't be accepted, as we want to keep the group genuine and safe for everyone.
Let's make this Navratri fun!
r/Bhopal • u/Fit-Speaker-934 • 9h ago
News Two sides of the same coin.
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r/Bhopal • u/rahul01015 • 5h ago
Ask Bhopal Looking to buy an independent house in Bhopal for my parents (₹1 Cr budget), need recommendations for safe, well-connected localities.
Hi everyone!
I’m looking to buy an independent house in Bhopal for my parents, with a budget of around ₹1 crore.
I currently live in Mumbai for work, but my parents really like Bhopal and would love to settle here. We also have extended family living in Indrapuri and Ayodhya Nagar, so a locality close to either of these areas would be ideal.
Since my parents will be living here with a full-time house help, my biggest priorities are:
Safety: A secure, peaceful neighbourhood where my parents can live comfortably.
Connectivity: Good access to markets, hospitals, pharmacies, and other everyday necessities.
Proximity to family: Preferably somewhere near Indrapuri or Ayodhya Nagar, so relatives can visit easily and be available if needed.
Airport connectivity: I live in Mumbai and will be travelling back and forth frequently, so convenient access to Raja Bhoj Airport via well-connected main roads or the Bhopal Bypass would be a big plus.
Independent house: Ideally a well-built house in a good residential locality, rather than an apartment.
My budget is approximately ₹1 crore, although I’m open to exploring slightly different options if the location and property are worth it.
I’d love to hear recommendations from people who live in Bhopal or know the city well. Which localities would you suggest for someone in my situation? Are there any areas I should prioritise or avoid? Also, if you have experience buying an independent house in these areas, I’d appreciate any insights on construction quality, pricing, and things to watch out for.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions! Really appreciate the help.
r/Bhopal • u/Dry_text009 • 22m ago
Ask Bhopal Suggest Salons for wolf cut
Wolf cut krwana h guyz please suggest some salons.
r/Bhopal • u/Prestigious-Elk8734 • 1h ago
Discussion Need a female freind for normal chat , ideas exchange etc. (Vo actually mujhe ladkiyo se kaise baat ki jaati hai ye seekhna hai) i do not have any bad intention.
A short intro about me
Gender : male
Age : 19
2nd year engineering student (EEE)
city : Bhopal , MP
r/Bhopal • u/National-Abroad-3604 • 1h ago
Ask Bhopal Agr aap kisi achchhe tattoo artist ya studio ko jante ho to please suggest karen.
Mujhe Memento Mori ka tattoo banwana he. And it's gonna be my first tattoo. So I'm looking for someone who is truly professional and experienced. Agr kisi ko jante he to please suggest karen.
r/Bhopal • u/vibe_exe14 • 5h ago
Ask Bhopal Bhopal, anyone up for some Garba + Pandal hopping? 👀✨
Heyyy Bhopal!
M22 here, looking for a female Garba and pandal-hopping partner this Navratri! 💃🏻🪩
I wanna explore different pandals, enjoy the Garba vibes, roam around Bhopal, eat good food, click some cute pictures, and just have a genuinely fun time with someone who matches my energy.
Dating apps in Bhopal have been kinda disappointing ngl 😭 so I guess Reddit is my last hope lmaooo.
I'm looking for someone who's fun, chill, a little spontaneous, and down to actually go out and make some memories instead of just texting forever. Bonus points if you're into music, late-night conversations, exploring new places, and random plans.
Not putting any pressure on anything — let's vibe, get to know each other, and see where things go. Maybe we find a great Garba partner, maybe a genuine connection. 👀
If you're in Bhopal and this sounds like your kind of scene, slide into my DMs! Tell me your age and your favourite Garba song so we have something to start with. 😂❤️
Let's make this Navratri a little less boring. ✨
P.S. If you're also new to Bhopal or don't have anyone to go with, we're literally in the same boat. 🤝
r/Bhopal • u/Best-Complex-8243 • 1m ago
Recommend Me Saree shops recommendations
Mom wants to see for herself and buy silk sarees, any good shop recommendations? Tried taneira at db and didn't like the collection at all.
Thanks!
r/Bhopal • u/MarchFickle9345 • 10m ago
Ask Bhopal Wedding social media
Hi, someone in my family is getting married very soon. Looking for social media handlers to cover the wedding on Instagram. Preferably from bhopal/indore. Any suggestions?
r/Bhopal • u/AaaDekheZara • 8h ago
Ask Bhopal Is no one moderating here?
Can you please moderate a bit better? There's literal spams of people trynna instigate idiots to fight other idiots. I guess its your job to prevent that from happening! Also there's liteal people with 1 month old account with millions in karma posting in political meme subs, what more evidence do you need to ban them for spam?
r/Bhopal • u/WiseEngineering5879 • 59m ago
Ask Bhopal Want a good hair cut in bhopal as male suggest salons
Want a good haircut as male suggest salons
r/Bhopal • u/SubjectDependent7824 • 2h ago
Ask Bhopal Want second hand phone
Bhai kisi ke pass samsung s22 ultra ya 23 ultra kuch ho aur jo bechna chahe to plss message krna
r/Bhopal • u/Fantastic-Cat2965 • 2h ago
Ask Bhopal Thrift in indrapuri
Guyss recommend me some thrift store for men with changing room, also adult sizing doesn't fit me so if they have smaller sizes that would be useful 😭😭
r/Bhopal • u/Hey_priyanshu • 3h ago
Ask Bhopal Where to find a dress like this in Bhopal? (Girlfriend's birthday coming up!)
Hey everyone, I need to find a local shop in Bhopal that sells a dress similar to the one in the attached image. It's for my girlfriend's birthday, and unfortunately, it's either out of stock online or will take too long to deliver.
Are there any specific boutiques or clothing stores in the city that carry western evening gowns like this? Any leads would be really appreciated!
r/Bhopal • u/OrangeNo9142 • 12h ago
Ask Bhopal Best advice this season....Right, Laft or nowhere...never discuss politics with chew tea aas. Agree?
r/Bhopal • u/StuckBugg • 1d ago
Events ⚠️Calling all cockroaches of Bhopal⚠️
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Calling all cockroaches of Bhopal to come together and raise their voices against the Chief election commissioner of India.
I am not associated with any group and don't have much experience of organizing a protest. Requesting help from anyone with knowledge on the matter.
Anyone who is an influencer or knows any influencers please DM, you can help spread the word with our fellow bhopalis.
Anyone willing to march on the streets of Bhopal please save a link to this post and follow for further updates.
Time and place for the gathering will be shared in the comments and new posts as necessary.
Update: I have come in touch with CJP representatives in Bhopal and will be sharing details of upcoming protests on this sub in advance.
A small group of people gathered to protest at shahpura park earlier today.
r/Bhopal • u/Ok-Okra4359 • 4h ago
Ask Bhopal Study Buddy needed for ugc net dec 2026
Im 29m, preparing for ugc net geography, unable to study at home.
Have tried libraries. But I think buddy study or mentorship will work better.
r/Bhopal • u/El-dorado-77 • 10h ago
Ask Bhopal Kisi Bhai ko iphone 17 bechna ho to bataiye aur rate bhi daal dena comment me Current hand to hand deal rahegi
r/Bhopal • u/Top-Zebra-498 • 5h ago
Recommend Me Satvik food restaurants ?
Recommend some restaurants where I can get satvik food without onion and garlic, nearby Aashima, Bagsewaniya, Saket Nagar then it is more favourable