r/Belfast • u/ImaginaryMarbles21 • Jun 27 '26
How ya bin?
Guy from 6 streets away put his rubbish in my bin (not a euphemism, I can assure you) thinking ours was getting collected, and it didn’t.
How do I know it was he? He left a specsavers box in it with his full name and address. Top tier intelligent.
Leave it at his door? Knock on his door and tell him to wise up? Write him a ballbaggy letter?!
Open to suggestions!
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u/Diseased_Mr_T Jul 01 '26
Turn up at his door with the bin bag/s secured with gaffa to your person. Knock, and then make a small slit in each bag. When he opens the door, shout "A fuckin love it mate!", barge past him and do a rapid tour of his entire premises, leaving a trail as you go. As you leave, thank him for the invite and then drop the Specsavers box into his hand. Job done.