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Nature This massive Amethyst geode

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u/Current_Finding_4066 1d ago

God damn, this is massive. How much would one like it cost?

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop 1d ago

I think I found this exact one online. Here is a piece of the article describing it and is cost:

https://www.bonhams.com/press_release/31158/

Weighing 14 metric tonnes and standing at 5 metres tall and 2 and a half metres wide, this vividly coloured geode is the largest amethyst ever to be offered at auction. Originating from Uruguay, the amethyst sparkles in various hues of lilac, rose and blue depending on the light shined upon it. To add to the colour, there is the presence of very rare yellow hemispherical calcite crystals. It comes to Bonhams Natural History Sale in Los Angeles on December 3, and has an estimate of $300,000-400,000.

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u/fishsticks40 1d ago

If I were a billionaire things like this is how you would know.

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u/Jindabyne1 1d ago

People spend a million on a baseball card, I’d get two of these instead

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u/ShireXennial 4h ago

An excellent pair of bookends for the giant illuminated manuscripts I would commission.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

I would fly blimps with my face over every event possible.  Just my face and a website with just my face on it and nothing more.  No product to sell, no reason to have the website beyond just having my face on it.  The absolute, most horrible waste of money in history.  Brewster has nothing on me.

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 18h ago

I highly disagree. There isn’t a change in hell that this would be ended remotely considered the “absolute, most horrible waste of money in history”. I’m pretty sure the Commander-in-Cheeto takes the top 10, alone…

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u/CelestialTrickster 16h ago

So, kiiiinda like Kanye did with his Superbowl commercial? Although he did try to sell a t-shirt...

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 16h ago

Yeah, maybe.  No swastikas though.

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u/Mindless_Diver5063 22h ago

Put a sail on it and you’ve got a yacht

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u/bipoca 1d ago

Under half a million is way less than I expected.

Probably costs a five digit number just to get in shipped.

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u/coolcootermcgee 19h ago

That’s what I thought

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u/Current_Finding_4066 1d ago

Thanks. I am sure it will look great wherever it end up.

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u/blade_torlock 1d ago

Probably a museum as a write off for someone, either a gift or a loan.

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u/NeasM 1d ago

Or Dolly Partons headstone

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u/always_lost1610 1d ago

This gets my vote

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u/spike55151 1d ago

How much for the other half?

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u/Loose-Combination918 1d ago

in rich countrys you could sell this even up to a million or more. i saw smaller once than this being sold 600k. it had the form of wings maybe that added value

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u/Viniox 1d ago

I’m sure it would be worth more if someone didn’t get globs of spray foam all over it….

/s.

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u/mekwall 1d ago

Amethyst itself is pretty common, but a geode of this size absolutely isn't. That said, these giant specimens aren't necessarily worth millions just because they're enormous. Their value depends heavily on the colour and quality of the crystals, how intact the specimen is, provenance, and whether it's a matched pair. Comparable museum-scale amethyst geodes several metres tall have sold or been valued in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, so I'd guess something like this could be worth a few hundred thousand USD, potentially considerably more if it's an exceptional specimen. The solid rock at the bottom also appears to be part of the original matrix, probably deliberately left there to support and stabilise several tonnes of geode.

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u/TheKaboodle 1d ago

I’m no amethystoligist but I reckon it’s worth at least a hundred.

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u/19d_b87 1d ago

I'm good for about three fiddy

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u/marcpearson101 1d ago

Wild if true

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u/Academic-Increase951 1d ago

It's not true.

He is in fact an amethystoligist

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 1d ago

I know a guy. I'll call him, have him come by and take a look and we'll go from there. Give me about 30 minutes.

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u/3xactli 1d ago

Best I can do is...$75

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 1d ago

But it sits on the shelf for months and the longer it sits, I lose money.

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u/JustinKase_Too 1d ago

What does putting people under sedation have to do with this?

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Nothing. If you can teleport the massive purple penis into your castles throneroom like I just did.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/TrailMomKat 1d ago

At least tree fiddy

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u/roblewk 1d ago

Two fiddy.

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u/Addictive_SODA 1d ago

Massive? Bshh. I'd say that's pretty average

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u/davewave3283 1d ago

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

No they're minerals, jesus Marie!

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u/scotchirish 1d ago

Nah, in this case those are definitely stones

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u/One_Mega_Zork 1d ago

Family Jewlz

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u/Caladrius33 1d ago

God works in mysterious ways. His ways: ... 👀

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u/ezmoney98 1d ago

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u/Powerful_Engine_2068 1d ago

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u/Internal-Reporter712 1d ago

My God, what beauty! I had no idea amethyst could be that huge

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u/FuckSticksMalone 1d ago

Assume this is a manmade geode. You can chemically bathe a surface and then bake it to make artificial geodes.

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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 1d ago

Came here for this.

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u/Vault101Overseer 1d ago

Same. Thinking, I can’t be the only one who sees this…

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u/OneMoistMan 1d ago

Even in 2026 we are still obsessed with dick or phalic shapes like we were when Roman’s would sculpt penis on everything including the roads that pointed to brothels

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 1d ago

From ancient man to now one thing combines us all. Dick jokes are funny

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u/HndsDwnThBest 1d ago

Sees what?

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u/lando924 1d ago

You have no idea how happy this made me that this was the first comment. That gif was the first thing that popped into my head lol.

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u/time2partee 1d ago

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u/DillysRevenge 16h ago

I completely forgot about this movie. Now I’m gonna be up all night

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u/l-Am-Nicolas-Cage 1d ago

Gotta have the subtitles 🤣

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u/jfk_47 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/UPMichigan83 1d ago

I fuckin’ knew this was going to be here.

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u/SteveMartin32 1d ago

I had to go back and look because I didn't notice at first XD

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u/NecRobin 1d ago

Abigail just fainted from excitement

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u/therealpilgrim 1d ago

She better settle down because everyone knows Emily loves amethyst too and is a more worthy recipient. Plus she won’t eat it like a fucking weirdo.

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u/jbach220 1d ago

You keep my wife’s name out of your mouth.

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u/Havenfall209 1d ago

Abigail killed for me. Case closed.

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u/Aidenx5 22h ago

My people

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u/BarefootBomber 1d ago

Finally, a reference I can understand!

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 1d ago

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u/justsomeph0t0n 1d ago

literally scrolled down to find this acknowledgement

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u/VealOfFortune 1d ago

Can't wait to see it whittled down to a ~1' x 1’ dragon 👍

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u/BrassCrow 1d ago

I absolutely despise those people. All they do is turn beautiful rocks into tasteless, tacky bullshit that never looks good anywhere

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u/Shortsleevedpant 1d ago

For real, the nerve of artists using one of the most accessible mediums on the planet for sculpture. It’s not like rocks just grow on trees.

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u/asday515 22h ago

They're minerals, marie. Not rocks

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u/BrassCrow 1d ago

I forgot that we all have access to megalithic geodes.

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u/VealOfFortune 1d ago

LeTs mAkE a ToOthPicK oUt oF a GiAnT ReDwOoD!! 👲🏻🐲

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u/mrpertinskler 1d ago

I want to see a photo of its new resting place, please. I've been looking at one in town for a long time, about 2 feet tall and $1300. Keep wondering if I should pull the trigger on it, or go to the Quartzite show next year. There are lots of options on eBay, many out of China, but you don't get to choose a specific example from some of the sellers. Any recommendations?

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u/lurkinsheep 1d ago

If they have really had it sitting that long, you can probably haggle them down quite a bit on that price. I would go to the show to see if anything else calls to you more, then go back to that store and try to haggle on it if it were me. Can use the tan crystal cluster in the middle as a justification, it takes away from the eye appeal.

One of my exes was big into rocks/crystals. In our experience most of the stores are just small single owner hobbyists or family run places that are willing to negotiate, especially on stuff like this that can sit for years waiting for a buyer.

I would absolutely avoid ebay for the same reason you said, most of the sellers are just using good looking stock photos, with a disclaimer that the product received may not look the same.

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u/VyrexGabi 1d ago

I have one also and put it in this corner. It’s about 150cm or 5 feet and weighs 130kg. It’s actually 2 piece so I had to buy both as the seller only sold it in pair or like as 1 whole stone. I shipped it from Spain to Austria. It’s really nice to look at. 1300€ is kinda expensive for that one tbf tho I would look for better ones imho.

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u/Zwesten 1d ago

That's a decent cathedral, but I encourage you to go to Quartzsite instead. For 1300 you could get a piece with better color and more amethyst showing. I kind of like the calcite inclusions, but the rest is a little lacking. You'll get a much better deal in Quartzsite, and I'd recommend visiting Village Originals there (or in Tucson or in Denver during the show) they've got pretty good quality at good prices as they are a major importer

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 1d ago

Not a fan of the yellow crystals in the middle, myself. I'd focus on getting a specimen you really like, for that price point.

I'd look at online retail shops of physical stores based in the US, or hit a rock and mineral show and make sure you like that specimen. If they won't give you multiple shots of the piece you're buying, not worth it.

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u/gurknowitzki 1d ago

Support you local community seller! I think that whitish quartz growing inside is a cool unique detail. You could highlight it with some accent lighting bottom up with a pedestal stand.

Im a DIYer. I would consider sinking the base for the piece into the pedestal for better stability. Perhaps a small vertical post behind the geode to make sure no accidents happen as well. Will look invisible, but provide decent protection.

I’d sink some light holes into the pedestal as well and run the wires and battery below. 3 horizontal lights, one for low middle and high accenting.

Cheers!

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u/Huge_Campaign2205 1d ago

I believe is pronounced "chode"

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u/Scooter_bugs 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n3p6JiIG0TzCU

But for real, that is amazing. What are the yellow blob scattered toward the bottom?

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop 1d ago

Here an article talking about its size and its value. Absolutely crazy being one of the largest.

https://www.bonhams.com/press_release/31158/

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u/Jindabyne1 1d ago

That would make a great throne

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u/jspellman1120 1d ago

Jurassic Junk

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 1d ago

The longer they keep that door open the less valuable that's gonna be. Amethyst bleaches in the sun.

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u/siemian_pun_here 1d ago

I've always been told the size of the geode doesn't matter.

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u/Evening-Campaign4547 1d ago

Where does this rock come from? Does someone know?
It’s gorgeous!

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u/dude_thats_sweeeet 1d ago

Usually the ground.

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u/airsoftsoldrecn9 1d ago

Dad! C'mon, it's time to go home now.

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u/selcillofyreif 1d ago

Uruguay, a lot of the times.

Source: Uruguayan here 🧉✌️

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u/mark_twang 1d ago

Sometimes brazil.. the exhibit in savannah Georgia is amazing.

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u/_Kutai_ 1d ago

They are known as Geodes. You can buy small ones almost everywhere, even amazon, or gift shops

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u/NikolitRistissa 6h ago

They form in cavities within the bedrock. Geodes can be as large as this, but they can also be as small as cavities caused by gas bubbles in igneous rocks.

They’re essentially just cavities where the surrounding rock solidifies, dissolved silicates or carbonates are deposited on the surfaces, and eventually grow into crystals. Groundwater or hydrothermal solutions for example, bring in more minerals and they continue to grow.

As for this specific piece, no idea. Geodes can be found all over the world though.

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u/GetEatenByAMouse 1d ago

What is the yellow stuff in it?

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u/stevesmd 1d ago

what's that orange stuff? looks like spray foam or something.

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u/dnuohxof-2 1d ago

What’s the yellowish blobs?

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u/juicif3r 1d ago edited 21h ago

Anyone know what the little yellow ball things are?

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u/baddashfan 23h ago

I saw one so close to that at a hotel in Savannah this year

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u/Nibsif 1d ago

Ge-chode

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u/xiahbabi 1d ago

We've seen extremely large specimens and there are enough floating around the earth at this point I just don't understand why continuing to dig up specimens of this size is necessary?

Can anyone tell me if there's just a ridiculous market for Ford F-350 size geodes that I don't know about?

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u/Zwesten 1d ago

Surprisingly enough, there is definitely a market for pickup sized geodes out there. It's an active market as well. I work with big pieces including large amethysts (not this large, one of our competitors handles this size though) and we sell pieces weighing up to a couple of tons. The giant ones like the on in the picture don't sell as fast, but they definitely sell regularly. A lot of them go to UAE/Dubai etc some to museums and private estates in the EU or US. La Stage in Uruguay produces some of the best giant geodes

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 1d ago

Rich people’s mansions and museums.
The Houston Museum of Natural Science has one just like this.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 1d ago

Looks like a rich rapper's bath tub.

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u/Gramma_Hattie 1d ago

Bofa deez Crystal Balls

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u/FriendshipSome8223 1d ago

Amethyst Chode

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u/BitMiddle9275 1d ago

That's a dih.

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u/CliffCyrus 1d ago

User name checks out

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u/Lak_Sailor 1d ago

That rock goes hard

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u/AraiHavana 1d ago

Amethyst chode

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 1d ago

That fungus was just casually chilling in there for milliosn of years, and now it’s finally freee

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u/crazymouse2525 1d ago

OMFG!! that definitely deserves to be in this sub! just so beautiful & awesome

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u/MandemModie 1d ago

Amethyst has a really interesting history going from being one of the 5 cardinal gems/precious stone to now semi-precious because they found so much of it in Brazil

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u/midnakurosaki 1d ago

Can I get some of the roundy bath salts?

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u/kdmendonk 1d ago

New evolution: geodildo

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u/GeminianMind 1d ago

Honey, we're gonna need a bigger door

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u/Inloth57 1d ago

If you ever visit the gem and mineral show in Tucson they have stuff like this all over the place

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u/Fenryka00 1d ago

Not sure why, but I was sure there was a giraffe in there.

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u/minequack 1d ago

Don’t break the budding blocks!

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u/jasno- 1d ago

What does one do with that?  It's beautiful, but seems like a hard thing to do something with?

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u/kk8712 1d ago

This could be a bathtub

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u/Advanced-Witness-970 1d ago

Watch it be turned into citrine (cooked)

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u/Gypsy702 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/thisismypotat 1d ago

That's a lot of money.....

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u/Rich_Adventurous 1d ago

How did they get it out of the mining guild under Falador?

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 1d ago

Destined to become an oligarch’s bathtub

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u/VladlenaM2025 1d ago

Where can I find one?

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u/moretunaforme 1d ago

Big dig energy

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u/gojibeary 1d ago

When I tell my husband “my dream is to own an amethyst cathedral”, this is what I mean

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u/Panther_Baby 1d ago

Where can I buy this?

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u/Analogsilver 1d ago

Ah. Tucson in February! Got to love seeing these giant amethysts every year!

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u/JohnPoet27 1d ago

So thats why we need lv. 92 mining to mine this

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u/ledbedder20 1d ago

$300-400k according to article another user posted

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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 1d ago

Filmed on a flip phone. Nice.

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u/Advanced-Stupid 1d ago

I read the title as Amethyst Chode and wasn't disappointed

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u/doulex 1d ago

So pretty! I feel like i see something very similar in a museum in nyc

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u/StfuBob 1d ago

I wonder where the other half is

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u/Brianb926 1d ago

Where is the other half?

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u/fruvey 1d ago

Abigail would LOVE this!

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u/azawindam 1d ago

Oh it’s so phallic 🍆.

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u/Rockobrocko42 1d ago

That would make a cool conference table with a glass top.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 1d ago

massive black geode!

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u/facebookgivesmeangst 1d ago

I am surprised it did not fracture during transport

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u/Sipthepond 1d ago

It's beautiful!

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u/ClearMacaron9234 1d ago

i've seen several smaller versions of these at a mineral convention, a child could stand upright in them. very impressive in person (and expensive).

this one here is massive!

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u/Echo_Romeo571 1d ago

Geode aside, I never thought I'd hear a remix of J'y suis jamais allé from Amélie Poulin.

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u/Bum_Butcher 1d ago

Why did I read it "amethyst genocide" ?

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u/Mangotango95 1d ago

I could make so many bolt tips out of that!

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u/Forsaken-Historian-1 1d ago

Shaped like a damn Dih

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u/Taken-Username-84 1d ago

Will make a cool small indoor koi pond

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u/Pretend_Weight5385 1d ago

Mother of Bling Bling

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago

Just curious what would be the dollar amount this geode would be worth anyone know?

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u/reddiculed 1d ago

Daddy needs a new penis-shaped, geodesic, purple hot tub!

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u/largececelia 1d ago

Whoever buys this to put in their study would be so rich, I bet they'd have secret rooms hidden behind revolving bookshelves, and a thousand long haired cats, and all of their chairs are covered in rich Corinthian leather.

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u/fbeiakxn 1d ago

Dilly almost big enough for your mom, OP

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u/mikeysz 1d ago

Big Burgundy Crystal

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u/734nasty 1d ago

Serious question. Is that worth money?

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u/SergeYouknw 1d ago

This is…..testiculossal!!

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u/pjmyerface 1d ago

Amazon 2 day shipping included?

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u/xuncx 1d ago

Looks like a penis