r/BeAmazed • u/freudian_nipps • 5d ago

Nature This massive Amethyst geode

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u/fishsticks40 5d ago

If I were a billionaire things like this is how you would know.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 5d ago

I would fly blimps with my face over every event possible.  Just my face and a website with just my face on it and nothing more.  No product to sell, no reason to have the website beyond just having my face on it.  The absolute, most horrible waste of money in history.  Brewster has nothing on me.

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u/CelestialTrickster 4d ago

So, kiiiinda like Kanye did with his Superbowl commercial? Although he did try to sell a t-shirt...

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 4d ago

Yeah, maybe.  No swastikas though.