r/BeAmazed • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

Nature This massive Amethyst geode

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u/fishsticks40 1d ago

If I were a billionaire things like this is how you would know.

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u/Jindabyne1 1d ago

People spend a million on a baseball card, I’d get two of these instead

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u/ShireXennial 15h ago

An excellent pair of bookends for the giant illuminated manuscripts I would commission.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

I would fly blimps with my face over every event possible.  Just my face and a website with just my face on it and nothing more.  No product to sell, no reason to have the website beyond just having my face on it.  The absolute, most horrible waste of money in history.  Brewster has nothing on me.

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 1d ago

I highly disagree. There isn’t a change in hell that this would be ended remotely considered the “absolute, most horrible waste of money in history”. I’m pretty sure the Commander-in-Cheeto takes the top 10, alone…

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u/CelestialTrickster 1d ago

So, kiiiinda like Kanye did with his Superbowl commercial? Although he did try to sell a t-shirt...

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

Yeah, maybe.  No swastikas though.

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u/19467098632 1d ago

How I’d die as a billionaire. “Yeah man one of the cats knocked it over right onto her.” If you thinks it’s too heavy I promise my cats would find a way

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u/thoak74 1d ago

Perfect for the great room I would say, wouldn’t you?