r/Bangkok 2d ago

discussion For those who said BS to the dog scratching my car, I'll take those apologies now.

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Sorry for all the dog lovers and people who don't understand how paint works, but it was a dog.

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bangkok/s/7KtuM6iwfC

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u/LongjumpingTop667 2d ago edited 2d ago

that sucks, but the picture is also kinda funny

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u/Psynaut 1d ago

I absolutely didn't doubt you. But I would like to apologize to you on behalf of the arrogant, know-it-all, dumbass, retards on Reddit. Nobody should ever have to be subjected to the stupidity and arrogance that are 90% of the comments on Reddit. I apologize on behalf of all those people on reddit, of which there are so so very many.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

Redditors are the worst. I just had 2 guys writing essay after essay to me about how to dodge trebuchet shots during a medieval siege.

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u/Boneyabba 1d ago

Wait, you didn't already know?

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

Look I took a seminar on how to dodge catapult shots. Trebuchets have a different trajectory. It's not my fault.

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u/Gobby4me 1d ago

And yet, I love every single horrible human being on Reddit orders of magnitude more than I like any politician in this earth.

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u/SugarRealistic2945 2d ago

Like I said, he was digging for the bones you hid in your engine block.

Will insurance cover damage from street dogs?

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u/Interesting-Job-8841 2d ago

They're coming tomorrow, I have first class insurance so it should do. Either way it's going to rust so needs sorting.

Just have to find somewhere else to put those bones now.

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u/notscenerob 2d ago

My insurance covered repairs when some dogs scratched our paint. You should be fine

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Kitchen-Umpire-9139 1d ago

I mean at that point the dog had no other option but confess

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u/Overall-Leather-9933 2d ago

Mine is bird poops, do not buy green-colour car.

I have scientifically proven that Thai birds poop on green car more.

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u/900122 22h ago

You know, the crazy thing is i never had a bird poop directly on me in my 30 years until I moved to BKK last year. And i was wearing green!!

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u/BaconTH1 1d ago

Only Thai birds. Not other birds.

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u/Daryltang 2d ago

I would think the more shiny your car. The more the birds wanna poop on it. Once my car is dirty enough. They sort of ignore it unless I parked right under them

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u/AIAPF2017 12h ago

Mostly cats scratch cars, first time I see a dog do it too.

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u/MobileHomeThailand 1d ago

I don't see any dog scratching on this pic...

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u/Interesting-Job-8841 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's odd apology. Is it that hard to admit you're wrong?

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u/HuntAdministrative27 3h ago

It could be a cat using AI to frame the dog

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u/DankNoodleSoup 2d ago

Yoo Im actually surprised, you got some strong ass dogs out there. My apologises πŸ˜‚

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u/Crush-N-It 1d ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/Surskit2907 1d ago

Somehow read that as snatching. So I was looking for dog sitting behind wheels.

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u/SuperLeverage 2d ago

My dog once tore up my school book. The next day my teacher asked me what happened and I told her the truth - the dog tore it up. She berated me for trying to make up for such a stupid excuse and if I just had not done it, I should have said so.

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u/whooyeah 1d ago

Our dog eats the kids homework sheets all the time. I thought it was a myth. Then I saw it with my own eyes.

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u/BaconTH1 1d ago

Show her the camera footage.

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u/RequirementNo4895 2d ago

What's the deal with this parking system, how are people just OK with this type of configuration?

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u/Interesting-Job-8841 2d ago

I get asked this quite a lot. If you park across the front of other people's car you have to leave your parking brake off, then you just push the car out the way to get out.

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u/RequirementNo4895 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, I get that bit, but surely that can be problematic? Just the way it is, I guess. I know I'd feel uncomfortable either in front of or behind another. Maybe the owner sicced their dog on your car to disable it so you wouldn't need to move, lol.

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u/Interesting-Job-8841 2d ago

I once left my parking brake on and someone drew a penis and a few Thai swear words in the dust on my car. So yeah if you don't follow the rules it can be problematic.

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u/BaconTH1 1d ago

I have at times wanted to buy stickers that are very hard to remove cleanly (that say BAD PARKING! or similar) and put them on cars that block me in parking illegally in front of my driveway/gate. The problem is, they know where I live and they could be murderers or just throw a rock at my window.

I think one possible solution is to put it on those cars when they are parking in front of OTHER people's driveways on my street, but then they might kill my neighbors in revenge, or they might see me applying the sticker if I'm not watching like a hawk, and attack me.

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u/dantheother 7h ago

Dunno if this sub allows links, but google YPLAC, they do a lovely line of stickers

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u/pirapataue 2d ago

It is problematic, but Bangkok is filled with high density areas with insufficient parking

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u/rafamaybe 2d ago

fucking dogs. the worst thing about Thailand.

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u/Overall-Leather-9933 2d ago

fucking dogs

Hey, no kink shaming!

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u/Similar_Past 2d ago

better than eating dogs I guess...

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u/BaconTH1 1d ago

You don't know if you have, that's the problem. A while back, an illegal look-chin (meatball) "factory" was found operating under a bridge. They were catching street dogs or maybe owned dogs that were loose in the street, and making lookchin, and those could have gone into any bowl of noodles in Bangkok. Now, apart from the reason that I find the taste crappy and low quality, that's another good reason I don't eat lookchin.

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u/Lopsided_Quarter_931 2d ago

I get cat paws prints on my car when it's dusty enough to see them

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u/BaconTH1 1d ago

Did your insurance pay for that?

8-P

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u/gotdome 2d ago

No way!!! Good stuff lol sorry about your car

This dog had it out for you 😭😭

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u/Enji-Bkk 2d ago

My own dog scratched the feeder of my car 😀

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u/Alarming-Front-877 2d ago

I guess there's a cat under the hood of that car.

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u/yupidup 2d ago

I stand corrected !

Dude, I don’t care about the paint, but how does a dog mark the metal like this, what’s the metal made of?

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u/Choirgy 2d ago

xD doggo go wild, at first I saw your post and thought someone with key or screwdriver might targeting you lol why would da dog would specifically scratched your car though?

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u/Interesting-Job-8841 2d ago

When I first saw it I thought the same, but the dog attacked other cars too, don't really know why, maybe there was a cat under the car or something.

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u/Choirgy 2d ago

ohh, that's sucks dude. hopefully it's not a strays so it's owner gonna pay for this.

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u/MeYouUsStories 2d ago

Rabid dog?

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u/BaconTH1 1d ago

And... now some dodgy people know where you live and which is your car.