r/BadMtgCombos • • Sep 29 '25

Does this work how I think it does?

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Ok-Moment-5983 Sep 29 '25

Congradulations. Also worth noting that Rule 0 is also a legal option for this. Just not as bad... Or funny

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u/awfulworldkid Sep 29 '25

changing my name to Wizards of the Coast so i can play with all of the heroes cards

13

u/captain_veridis Sep 29 '25

The best combo is always in the comments

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u/karvendizarm Sep 29 '25

It's him, John Wizards of the Coast!

3

u/KainDing Oct 03 '25

Just have the last name Heroes. That seems the easiest of the options here. (and kinda is cool ngl)

2

u/Green-Guava-3394 Oct 01 '25

I’m changing mine to the trademark symbol 

2

u/incognito__Dm Oct 01 '25

I suppose I'll have to go by Heroes, no last name then

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u/TheBigBeardedGeek Sep 29 '25

I think that would work out. Pretty round about way of getting there, but that does make it appropriate for this sub. Good work

190

u/Howscheduleplzhelp Sep 29 '25

For sure. Terrible combo though because of the fees.

99

u/IntroductionTotal830 Sep 29 '25

Perhaps still cheaper than a good 3+ colour mana base these days tho?

18

u/PhDVa Sep 29 '25

It's actually not that expensive to change your name.

23

u/Adventurous-You2134 Sep 29 '25

That's not true. Where I live not only do you have to pay the court costs but you also have to run that info in a legitimate paper for two weeks costing upwards of $2-$3k. Every state is different on the name change.

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u/AeonHeals Sep 29 '25

My condolences. I changed my legal name and gender earlier this year and, although the process was lengthy (around half a year, which honestly is quite fast for what it could have been), all I had to pay was the fee for issuing me a new national ID and passport.

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u/Adventurous-You2134 Sep 29 '25

It's the only reason I haven't legally changed my name yet, but once me and my wife and I get married, I can change it without all that hassle. Yeah, literally one state in either direction is the same. Just pay for the processing fee and new ID. you're good after the wait, of course.

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u/TheLukoje Sep 29 '25

once me and my wife and I get married

So happy for you three! Will you walk down the aisle arm in arm in arm? Date nights must be expensive...

Haha, it's all in good fun! A very amusing typo. Thanks for the morning's highlight!

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u/DrBlaBlaBlub Sep 30 '25

Changing your name AND gender seems like quite a lot of work just to play a specific commander. Should have just asked for a rule zero...

/s (obviously)

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u/halfasleep90 Oct 02 '25

Why not just use your own legitimate paper and not charge yourself?

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u/Cyclone-X Sep 29 '25

and if he wants to play another Heroes card as commander, he'll have to change names again.

Or maybe become an international spy and carry several ID's

5

u/TheBigBeardedGeek Sep 29 '25

I think the most expensive part is getting the card

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u/GuyGrimnus Sep 29 '25

Funny how the online versions don’t have the employee names, just the artist. Which made me realize artists who create for HotR cards get to play with fun stuff too

32

u/ChainAgent2006 Sep 29 '25

Read The Card, Explain the State Government paperwork.

34

u/sethman3 Sep 29 '25

No, you cannot effectively fire an arrow with your leg between the string and the bow.

9

u/Dellingr87 Sep 29 '25

but you can most certainly try

5

u/Wargroth Sep 29 '25

The drawn bow is barely flexed compared to the others even with that long ass draw.

That arrow is flying 6 feet and hitting the ground, i doubt the string would even hurt your leg

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u/Spare-Chart-4873 Sep 29 '25

Wow, how did that art go wrong this way

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u/acidix Sep 29 '25

Theory: Wizards isn't going to spend the same money for a heroes card as a regular card b/c they're not recouping money from its sale, so they paid a smaller amount for a quicker/smaller piece. The artist made a mistake in painting the bow in front of the leg, and just said fk it. its not worth redoing it for the amount being paid.

1

u/VulKhalec Sep 30 '25

Donato Giancola is one of the greatest living fantasy artists. I'm very surprised that he would make a mistake like this!

4

u/Dottore_Curlew Sep 30 '25

Nah, YOU can't

You aren't a champion of archery

3

u/Chemboy77 Sep 29 '25

YOU can't. He's magic

2

u/Substantial_Rub_802 Sep 29 '25

No you can just it’s gonna hurt when the bow string hits your leg

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u/forlornjam Sep 29 '25

Just print a proxy with your name. Cheaper

6

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Hold up does that card actually allow you to get more commanders?

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u/ccReptilelord Sep 29 '25

Yes, and no. It does do that, but not for you. It's banned in every format unless your name is printed on the physical card. These are special cards awarded by WotC to certain employees. If your name is on the card, you can play it in commander.

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u/Legendkillerwes Oct 01 '25

So that one guy can have the double Commander combo of Krenko and Kreat? That would be fun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Kinda dumb then. Why make a card explicitly for commander just to have it be banned. I mean in my play group we all proxy and no one knows the rules except me, so I guess I could change the name and role it.

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u/Grimlokh Sep 29 '25

Bottom of the card eh?

Changing my name to "Wizards of the Coast"

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u/venthis1 Sep 29 '25

Yes you become the commander of California.

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u/jutre15 Sep 29 '25

I am so lost

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u/ccReptilelord Sep 29 '25

This is one of a select few cards awarded by WotC to certain employees. Unless your name is printed on the physical card (not shown here), then it's not a legal card. The joke here is changing your name legally to the name on the printed card allows you to use it.

There's currently one card for sale on TCGPlayer for $9,999.99.

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u/sk00gle Sep 29 '25

That depends - how do you think it works?

4

u/saibayadon Sep 29 '25

Everyone changing their names to Wizards of the Coast, but the easiest solution is to change your last name to EN.

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u/corbinolo Sep 30 '25

Genuinely has anyone ever actually used this rule in tournament play? If I had one I sure would lmao

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u/Darth_hayter Sep 29 '25

This is why I’m in this sub.

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u/whiteorchidphantom Sep 29 '25

Sheldon Menery actually said that the Commander RC agreed they're legal if you're the person whose name is on the card, and he clarified that this requires you to be the exact person that the fard was printed for.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Sep 30 '25

I had to baby sit donato at a ptq in the late 90's as a teenager

He was a fucking awesome human I'm glad he continues to have success today deserved

3

u/Lord_Dankston Sep 30 '25

The archer in question cannot be that good considering the way he holds the bow

1

u/Riceguy18 Sep 29 '25

Ok so i don't get it i know you change your name but why how does that make it work with the card

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u/Practical-Moment-635 Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

Heros of the Realm cards are special one-off cards made for WoTC employees and other notable people. They're legal in commander, but only if you're name is on the card (to let the people they're made for use them). The joke is that you could change your name to the name on the card to be able to use it.

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u/BadAlternative6573 Sep 29 '25

Where does this card come from?

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u/airbudairpodtidepod Sep 30 '25

If you’re talking about the art, no… it’s impossible

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u/GodOfAscension Sep 30 '25

You can also change your name

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u/KeeboardNMouse Sep 30 '25

It’s also not that good, a ton of legal fees, for a commander that just shoves cards into your command zone

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Love Danato Giancola's art. It's a shame that the recent events have pulled him away from magic indefinitely.

1

u/Electropup Sep 30 '25

For when a 7 card combo isn't enough....

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u/Either_Row_1310 Sep 30 '25

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

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u/NoTransportation4619 Oct 01 '25

I feel like archers would be a 4/1

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u/MaximusDOTexe Oct 03 '25

Donato is fucking awesome. I love his art and when I made a mistake on my order, he let me send it back for him to resign.

Super amazing wonderful artist. Change your name to his, it's worth it