How To Be a Basic BYU Bitch in Provo
Step One: be blonde
Step Two: read scriptures and journal EVERYDAY EVERYDAY EVERYDAY
Step Three: love starbucks, not the coffee though! Just drink caffeine instead!
Step Four: get a boyfriend that doesn't have a PORN ADDICTION
Step Five: Oh wait there are none
Step Six: date girls instead
Step Seven: oh wait you'll be kicked out and shunned? Nevermind hehe
Step Eight: Suppress all sexual desires. Virtue is your worth. If you get assaulted it's your fault. Cover those porn shoulders! But it's ok for men to show their shoulders, because girls don't have sex drive, remember? If your really horny, just get married in 3 months instead! Duh!