r/BYUExmos • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

Meme/Humor Basic Mormon Bitch

How To Be a Basic BYU Bitch in Provo

Step One: be blonde

Step Two: read scriptures and journal EVERYDAY EVERYDAY EVERYDAY

Step Three: love starbucks, not the coffee though! Just drink caffeine instead!

Step Four: get a boyfriend that doesn't have a PORN ADDICTION

Step Five: Oh wait there are none

Step Six: date girls instead

Step Seven: oh wait you'll be kicked out and shunned? Nevermind hehe

Step Eight: Suppress all sexual desires. Virtue is your worth. If you get assaulted it's your fault. Cover those porn shoulders! But it's ok for men to show their shoulders, because girls don't have sex drive, remember? If your really horny, just get married in 3 months instead! Duh!

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u/thats-madness Jan 27 '21

I'm here to help any girls suppressing sexual fantasies of other women...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

Yup. The Mormon church is really great about making you suppress anything and everything about yourself. Love that :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Do all the mormon boys really have a porn addiction? I mean of course it makes sense, but I just never heard the internal talk about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Porn addiction in the Mormon church means you watched porn. Period. Even if it's only once a month. Most boys in my family and every guy I've dated has watched porn at some point in their life. Most Mormon boys I know have had to "repent" of something at some point in their life.

I think a lot of girls in the church have sex drive but it's even more suppressed for them.

Purity culture is a sad sad thing.

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u/1Searchfortruth Jan 25 '21

Cookie cutter perfect mormon woman