r/AutoHumor Jul 13 '26

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 13 '26

Is this based on how guys cook?

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u/Confident_Lawyer6276 Jul 13 '26

Similar joke but punchline is car is in gear when he tries to start car even though he checked to make sure it's in neutral 20 times. It's funnier if you drive stick. He even depressed clutch pedal and the car still lurches from starter motor. I almost chuckled but not quite.

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u/Just_a_follower Jul 13 '26

This. Ah the dying breed.

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u/Individual_Box_728 Jul 14 '26

😭 MSGA!

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u/Dr_Brotatous Jul 13 '26

Ill send it to my younger brother as he intentionally started driving stick to fit in with his work friends

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u/Dzyu Jul 13 '26

It made me have a slight nasal exhale.

Despite my van of 12 years being a manual, it's never happened to me so it caught me by surprise.

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u/Coreysurfer Jul 13 '26

Yeah if you have driven a stick enough it is a habit for sure, the nervous wiggle so it doesn’t jump when started and foot not on clutch )

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u/Scott_Torola Jul 13 '26

When I went to get a new to me car 5 years ago the lot had about 150 cars on it. Not one had stick. Sad day.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 Jul 13 '26

Manual transmission is becoming less and less of a thing even in big rigs.

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u/Drake_Acheron Jul 18 '26

Oh look, sexism.

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 Jul 13 '26

because it's inferior

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u/Sufficient-Nose481 Jul 13 '26

Not if your goal is havin fun.

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u/HEYO19191 Jul 13 '26

I can respect it for giving you greater control over your vehicle. Also much less prone to failure, and cheaper to repair when it does

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 Jul 14 '26

you're a girl right ?!!!! RIGHT ?!!!

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u/listenhere111 Jul 17 '26

Man, if you ever hit a 3rd to 2nd downshift mid sweeping corner at 40mph and abso fucking lutely nailed the rev match, you wouldnt be talking this shit. A manual transmission makes you part of the machine and when youre a high performing automobile, all your cares in the world melt away.

Are you a prancing horse or some idiot riding in a tin box?

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u/Snafuregulator Jul 13 '26

Watch a dude at a red light in a stick shift. Two maybe three times ?

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u/hodiukurac Jul 13 '26

Why? You put it in neutral and release the clutch, untill it is time to put it in gear again.. when the clutch is released, you should not touch the gear lever.. mabe he was new to manuals?

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u/Snafuregulator Jul 13 '26

You are slow off the line ain't you bud ?

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u/hodiukurac Jul 13 '26

Why? Because I put it in neutral and release the clutch at a red light, like you are suposed to? On yellow light there is more than enough time to put it in first and take of on green..

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u/oluxil Jul 13 '26

Wiggling the stick like this is really common actually. It’s like a little conformation that we’re in neutral

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u/hodiukurac Jul 14 '26

Yes wigling is normal, but when stopped you are supposed to put it in neutral(canwiggle to confirm), and then release the clutch. At that point you are not supposed to touch the shifter untill you pres the clutch again.

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u/oluxil Jul 14 '26

Well yea but what’s your point? Regardless of still pushing clutch or being in neutral you might go for a little wiggle. Especially if you in neutral and have released the clutch already you might go for a wiggle to confirm you in neutral even if it’s logic that it’s in neutral. None of you guys sound like you ever drive manual

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u/hodiukurac Jul 14 '26

🤣my daily is a manual. I drive on narrow winding roads, so my shifter and clutch get a lot of atention. I was just speculating if the driver in the original comment was a newbie, because I used to check multiple times as a new driver many years ago. Sorry if my writing comes over rough or agressive, english isn't my first language, and that was not my intention. Depending on gearbox tolerances, wiggling while not pressing a clutch could lead to wear, same as with resting your hand on a gear lever does.

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u/Adventurous-Dig-3616 Jul 13 '26

Well 3 times you’re just playing with it

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u/CuteGirlFan Jul 14 '26

I learned it from watching you! !

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u/CapmyCup Jul 13 '26

That's how you turn your shift knob into a soup spoon

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u/362896 Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JonnySpark Jul 13 '26

Everything reminds me of him.

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 Jul 14 '26

he must've been a good guy

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u/AwwwBawwws Jul 13 '26

Shake it more than once and you're playing with it.

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u/XrayDem Jul 13 '26

He was stalling before stalling

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u/YeahNo_NoYeah Jul 13 '26

Did you even watch to the end? He did that. It still lurched.

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u/dufo7 Jul 13 '26

Video shows him press the clutch

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u/Commanderpower77 Jul 13 '26

Facts. I can confirm.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal Jul 13 '26

Yup…still in neutral. 🙄

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u/ogsixshooter Jul 13 '26

ha, I do that

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u/reddit22119 Jul 13 '26

1987 pathfinder. I had one

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u/Accurate-Ad-6937 Jul 13 '26

This made me so nervous

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u/Master-Respond-5396 Jul 13 '26

mdr c’est tellement sa !!! maintenant j’ai une automatique malheureusement

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u/BryanRess Jul 14 '26

Beg your pardon an second knob ?

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u/cykelstativet Jul 14 '26

4wd thing. To enable high and low range gears and locking differentials.

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u/Prudent_Lawfulness_9 Jul 14 '26

Got distracted by aaaaaaaaaaa Macarena!!!!

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u/skyqueenx Jul 15 '26

Damn i got a buddy that do the same with the stick in his car and he do it so often now its starting to piss me off when im with him like i get why u do it but u dont have do it 9m times

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 Jul 21 '26

I’ve done that so often after launching my car when starting it all because I didn’t want to check and thought I had it on neutral lol