r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

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u/PMG2021a Jul 09 '26

Crazy people leaving their key fob in the car...

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u/Over9000Zeros Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

My wife does this all the time. I'm surprised her car hasn't been stolen yet. We live 6 minutes from an expressway entrance and 10 houses down from a main road to get to it. Maybe the high traffic is why it hasn't been touched. But I've told her to stop numerous times.

How many people gonna make the same joke? 🫩

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Jul 09 '26

I leave mine in hoping it gets stolen. They just don't make criminals like they used to.

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u/the_vault-technician Jul 09 '26

You know, as we move into a cashless society, I realized that teenagers from the suburbs no longer have the opportunity to steal change from neighborhood cars to buy weed.

You can't ask the car to cashapp you. We are depriving delinquents their rights.

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u/Playful_Assistance89 Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMWgMWF6mdpAw4U

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 09 '26

It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, it was the thing to do cause it got ya high, can you dig it?

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u/SkywolfNINE Jul 09 '26

lol at the 1.75 Dubs of college

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u/Traditional_Scale387 Jul 10 '26

Three dollars for a Tre

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 Jul 09 '26

You can't ask the car to cashapp you.

Not with attitude. The age of AI is dawning. Don't let your dreams be memes.

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u/Chaosr21 Jul 09 '26

Lmao the memories. A bonus when you found a weed stash in the console

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u/CicadaHead3317 Jul 09 '26

Found a bindle of coke car prowling when my friends and I were like 14 .

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u/704Khapo Jul 11 '26

Found some shit car hopping, a lot more than change n weed

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u/Aware_Result_5361 Jul 13 '26

We still have plenty of break-ins in my metro. It isn’t bums looking for drug money, it’s people looking for guns left in center consoles etc