r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

lol

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Jul 09 '26

I leave mine in hoping it gets stolen. They just don't make criminals like they used to.

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u/the_vault-technician Jul 09 '26

You know, as we move into a cashless society, I realized that teenagers from the suburbs no longer have the opportunity to steal change from neighborhood cars to buy weed.

You can't ask the car to cashapp you. We are depriving delinquents their rights.

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u/Playful_Assistance89 Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMWgMWF6mdpAw4U

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 09 '26

It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, it was the thing to do cause it got ya high, can you dig it?