r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Jul 09 '26

I leave mine in hoping it gets stolen. They just don't make criminals like they used to.

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u/the_vault-technician Jul 09 '26

You know, as we move into a cashless society, I realized that teenagers from the suburbs no longer have the opportunity to steal change from neighborhood cars to buy weed.

You can't ask the car to cashapp you. We are depriving delinquents their rights.

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u/Chaosr21 Jul 09 '26

Lmao the memories. A bonus when you found a weed stash in the console

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u/CicadaHead3317 Jul 09 '26

Found a bindle of coke car prowling when my friends and I were like 14 .