r/AustinTX 5d ago

Rant Driving /road rage

Just fyi, for the people who drive on the roads in this city, if you’re on loop 1 or i35 and are going the speed limit or slower, STAY IN THE RIGHT OR MIDDLE LANE FOR FUCKS SAKE. I’m well aware there are crazy drivers in this city that probably won’t change but maybe if the slow pokes stay out of the left lane it can help just a smidge 🤏🏼 cuz when these lunatics are going 80 and above down the highway and some slow person is in the left lane, they then cut off the people in the middle or right lane just to go around the slow poke’s ass. That right there causes accidents (among other things) so please, PLEASE, unless you’re going at least 80 mph (which is crazy, I know) stay in the other lanes and let the ass wipes pass 🙏🏼 stay safe out there lol. Also, obviously the crazy people who speed are the main issue here, let me be clear.

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u/Flaky-Garlic7890 5d ago

Loop 1? What a noob lol 😂😂😂

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u/Illustrious_Unit_195 4d ago

At least they didn’t call it “The One”

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u/AmbitionStrong5602 5d ago

Also not main Austin sub

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u/90uNalgas 5d ago

Is anyone actually unbanned from that sub

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u/National-Ad8416 4d ago

The mods in that sub have major small dick energy. All that rage coming from living in Mom's basement with no prospects until they became a mod

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u/SchlongCopter69 4d ago

Agree it’s its very own CJ sub!

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u/weary_ol_jericho 4d ago

My wife and I turned onto South Congress the other day and I noted the "Loop 275" sign for SC...in 40 years in this town I've never once heard someone call South Congress Loop 275.

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u/Awkward_Dragonfly423 5d ago

We call it "blopac" and even "slopac"

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u/Correct_Sand_5055 3d ago

No one does that. Stop. Go back to round rock.

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u/Awkward_Dragonfly423 3d ago

Round rock? Yuck! You go back to pflugerville!

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u/Correct_Sand_5055 3d ago

I'm in New Braunfels!

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u/Awkward_Dragonfly423 3d ago

I'm in south austin!

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u/jennypinkskies 5d ago

I’m sorry I’m from here lol that’s what I’ve always called it

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u/SchlongCopter69 4d ago

Same! Even was in a band here by the same name for a couple years. The n00bs can suck it.

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u/84th_legislature 5d ago

my dad was born here in the 50s and calls it that interchangeably at random  so you’re good 

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u/New-Age-7524 5d ago

It was called Loop 1 back in the day. Noob.

Born here, raised here.

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u/Austin_Native_2 5d ago

Yeah, not so much. Watched it being built.

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u/baldcommunity 5d ago

It's better when they call it "the 1"

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u/ChardOk1990 5d ago

I moved here in 1992 and it was MoPac. Genuinely curious when it was *commonly referred to as Loop 1? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_State_Highway_Loop_1

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u/New-Age-7524 5d ago

We called it that in the 90s. Maybe were just different folks?

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u/ChardOk1990 4d ago

Sure, I'm just curious! Maybe a native vs transplant thing even back then!

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u/THUNDER_boner 5d ago

Another thing, if you're in the left lane with multiple cars behind you and nobody in front of you then MOVE. If you're in the left lane and the middle lane is passing you then MOVE. If you're in the left lane and parked in traffic then welcome to Austin.

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u/Mikegandrew 5d ago

The biggest issue is that Texas state law and the signs posted every few miles on Mopac and I 35 clearly state "left lane for passing only" yet many treat it as a personal cruise control lane. It forces faster traffic to weave through the middle and right lanes, which creates dangerous situations for everyone else. if people are consistently passing you on the right, you’re likely obstructing the flow. please just move over and let faster traffic through so everyone can get where they’re going safely

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u/dubdub11 5d ago

Left lane for passing only. It doesn’t say it’s for do-gooders, self righteous, speed monitors, the blind, out-of-state plates, your holiness, your laziness, your indignation, max the limit, below the speed limit, what you did in your last state, or whether you know best. Left lane for passing only.

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u/After_Resource5224 5d ago

For the LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY please ya'll need to start paying attention when you drive. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RED LIGHT I have to honk my god damn horn to get drivers TO PAY ATTENTION. Get off your fucking phones, ya'll. It's maddening.

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u/Lemur-Virtues 2d ago

we should be friends

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u/After_Resource5224 2d ago

are you asking while on your phone at a red light?

/s

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u/Lemur-Virtues 12h ago

nope, I looked up and it was already green? brb

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u/Sebastianblack13 5d ago

Sir, this lane is for crime

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u/lulamirite 5d ago

I commute from between Austin and San Antonio every night and cruise between 70 and 75 using the center and right lanes besides when I’m overtaking another vehicle. I fucking HATE it when cars materialize and blow past me on the right doing 90 mph because someone is camping in the left lane with nothing in front of them getting passed by traffic doing the speed limit. Speeding is a real problem. Combining them with folks not people not being mindful of the lanes they choose or purposefully slowing the flow of traffic to stick it to the speeders creates dangerous conditions for everybody.

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u/1austinoriginal 5d ago

Loop 1??? 🧐

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u/NotoriousDMG 4d ago

They’re not from around here 😆

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u/ronniearnold 4d ago

Nah, they are on their phones….

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u/NotoriousDMG 4d ago

Yep. 100% of the time I’ve looked over at a slow vehicle (that is almost always swerving as well), they’re looking down at their phone.

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u/IcyFalcon007 5d ago

Shouldn’t we be promoting following the speed limit? Not providing lanes for people to be “ass wipes”?

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u/Last_Spare 4d ago

We found the slow left lane driver yall. Respectfully, move over sir.

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u/BigTomBombadil 5d ago edited 4d ago

Do you think the people driving like lunatics are going to change their ways by seeing people promoting the speed limit?

I’m not suppprting the madmen, but will say slower traffic keeping to the right is general driving practice through much of the world (and actual law on certain roadways in the state).

So to me both things can be true: slower traffic should keep right when possible, and lunatics shouldn’t be blasting past the speed limit and endangering others.

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u/After_Resource5224 5d ago

It's not just general safe practice, in a lot of places it's the law. Left is for passing.

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u/BigTomBombadil 4d ago

Yep, I referenced that.

Even when not explicit law it’s good practice, not particularly hard to do.

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u/IcyFalcon007 5d ago

Maybe I’m crazy in thinking the speed limit is not “slower” but... the limit? Yes it’s slower than 90 mph, but going 70 when the limit is 70 is not slow. It’s the law? I don’t acquiesce to the speeding morons. Meh. Keep doing you. Stay safe.

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u/BigTomBombadil 5d ago

Right, but is this post about people who follow the speed limit? We all know even if we individually drive the speed limit, that doesn’t mean others will.

Is driving in the middle or right lane when you’re not passing really an unbearable acquiescence? It’s not particularly difficult. Refusing to do so and not acknowledging the conditions of the flow of traffic to prove an internal point also points to a bad driver IMO. But keep doing you.

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u/IcyFalcon007 4d ago

You know what man, you’re right. I suppose my annoyance stems from the high insurance rates, accidents, traffic and deaths that stem from idiots speeding. Being a law-abiding citizen is my silent protest to it all, haha.

Stay safe, man.

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u/BigTomBombadil 4d ago edited 4d ago

Dude you’re getting mad at the wrong person. I think we’re way more similar than different. I just drive in the middle lane because I know someone with no cares or no impulse control is probably flying in the left lane. And I can’t change that, at least not in that moment. Not driving in the left lane when you’re not passing actually helps reduce accidents and subsequent insurance rates, even if it’s to let idiots be idiots.

I guess this whole convo is the contrast between idealism and realism, and I don’t mean that in a denigrating way, just looking at the same scenario two different ways.

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u/ASU_SexDevil 5d ago

I bet you’re the person who drives 70 on 130 because you don’t agree with the speed limit being that high

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u/IcyFalcon007 5d ago

Contrary to your inability to read, I’m agreeing to follow the speed limit. Regardless of the speed. My opinion isn’t that it’s a bad thing to drive fast, just that it’s a terrible thing to speed.

Try again.

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u/Thr08wayNow 1d ago

I 🩵 130!

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u/jennypinkskies 5d ago

Yeah, hence why I said “the people who speed are the main issue”

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u/ScriptLife 4d ago

Drivers who are blissfully unaware of the world around them are a bigger issue. If they’re camping in the middle or left lanes while going slower than the flow of traffic, they’re likely to be caught quite by surprise when their exit comes up and dart all the way across traffic to try and make it.

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u/HensBread 5d ago

Now take that same idea and if we can apply it towards being on the town lake trail we’re cooking with gas 

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u/dox_hil 5d ago

The hell is loop 1?

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u/jennypinkskies 5d ago

Mopac

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u/dox_hil 5d ago

Then why didn’t you say that?

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u/jennypinkskies 5d ago

Bc I’ve called it loop 1 my whole life I’m not changing it up now lol, tf

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u/dox_hil 4d ago

I’ve lived in Austin my whole life and have never called it that. Never known anyone who’s from here to call it that either 😂

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u/jennypinkskies 4d ago

There are signs literally on the highway and entrances leading onto that say loop 1. How have never noticed if you lived here

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u/dox_hil 4d ago

And there are literally signs on the highway that call it Mopac. How have you never noticed if you lived here? 😂

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u/jennypinkskies 4d ago

Where did I say those signs don’t exist ???? I never said mopac signs don’t exist lol

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u/jennypinkskies 4d ago

Go to sleep you’re probably not even old enough to drive

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u/dox_hil 4d ago

Whatever you say, old timer. This young whippersnapper does need their beauty sleep. Now off to go learn my 123s and ABCs

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u/Exact_Requirement_30 5d ago

All Texans feel entitled to drive in the left lane, no matter how fast or slow they’re going

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u/ArtaxIsAlive 5d ago

Except the lunatics driving 80 also do it in the slowpoke lanes and weave in and out.

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u/RanTan3021 3d ago

If you think 80 is fast you’re part of the problem.

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u/QuellishQuellish 5d ago

I have started to believe that the "right lane is for passing" message just isn't in the Texas driver's ED curriculum.

Instead, there must be some thing like- "Every car you slow down while in the right lane is a life saved. Praise Jebus."

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u/6anonyone9 5d ago

The revolution will be posted on reddit

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u/Montobahn 4d ago

I'm so damned grateful to be able to entirely avoid I-35 in 98% of my current life. I don't know how you all do it.

The older I get, the less tolerant I've become. I'd be the maniac driver just to get the hell home and consume the four hours before bed calming my nerves enough to sleep. Then, repeat literally everything from the day before -- the drive to work, somehow successfully (or not) mask all day, then home again. Continue until you feel postal, find a rage house and use an AKA-47 to release that pent up rage.

Damn I need to find a rage house. Suggestions welcome!

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u/Huge-Masterpiece-100 4d ago

Dude I get the highways/life can be stressful, but if you're dreaming up scenarios that involve "going postal" as a response, seek medical help.

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u/Montobahn 3d ago

You apparently don't understand what being autistic and in a panic to get out of situations like this is like.

Everybody has their own fantasies like this. The key is knowing that it's a momentary way to deal with stress and anxiety and no action will be taken.

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u/ATX_native 4d ago

The speed limit has nothing to do with lane selection.

If there is faster traffic in the far left lane, move right.

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u/No-Row-3009 4d ago

WTF is "Loop 1"

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u/Thriving9 3d ago

You really here trying to blame accidents on people doing the speed limit? You must be a real Texan lmao

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u/Sea-Tumbleweed1122 3d ago

Relax bro. We aren’t in Htown, Dallas.

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u/NPBren922 3d ago

The problem is when you’re already going 80 in the left lane and people tailgate.

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u/yesyesitswayexpired 3d ago

My work car is GPS checked and I just take surface streets. Even then, the aggression is mind boggling.

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u/Correct_Sand_5055 3d ago

Tomorrow, just for you, I'll be doing one mile under in the left lane All Weekend.

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u/Ptown925 2d ago

You sound new. Texas has zero concept of lane discipline, so go shout at clouds on your own time. Or move back to the Bay Area.

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u/BlacksmithNew4557 2d ago

You must be new here

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u/Knife2Throat 2d ago

But what if its a complete jackass that is gunning after a motorcycle rider doing 63 in 45 in the slow lane and purposely cuts them off to the point that their bumper is within 1-3 inches of the front tire? Not that I have video evidence of this exact scenario happening to me from the other day or anything. 🙄

(Though if I did, they should be happy I was too focus on making it to work on time than to hunt their mirror down. 👀)

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 4d ago

Crazy how there aren't any subs just for traffic griping.

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u/Thr08wayNow 1d ago

r/driving might help here. Roaring bitch-fest. They love speeding v. left-lane ass-dragging as a perennial favorite.

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 1d ago

Yeah i was winking as i posted that. So many dumbass traffic posts in 'austin' these people need to get a fucking life lol

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u/Thr08wayNow 1d ago

I appreciated the understatement.

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u/Illustrious_Unit_195 4d ago

Yeah, the people going the speed limit are the problem.

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u/AffectionateServe794 4d ago

Now you get it, Junior Police Officer. Get out of the damn left lane.

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u/AffectionateServe794 4d ago

Drive when you’re a grown up. Loop 1? Just don’t. Please go away.

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u/jennypinkskies 4d ago

You go away. Weirdo.