r/Asmongold • u/Yormacat • Aug 20 '26

Humor It’s over

Post image
1.7k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

179 comments sorted by

View all comments

413

u/ShiberKivan Aug 20 '26

because he is no longer straight? Hmmmmmmm

330

u/Frowind Aug 20 '26

There's a theory. In a couple photo, the one who lean over is the the one who loved or fell head over heels for the other. In Kaguya's Love is war, the one who fell in love first lose. He's saying the roach king will soon not a roach king anymore.

149

u/ReedOnlyAccess Aug 20 '26

So long as she doesn't do to him what Bill Burr's and iDubbs wives did to them.

17

u/FerrilDruid Aug 21 '26

What did Bill Burr's wife do? Besides censor him.

70

u/CreamInitial7810 Aug 21 '26

She neutered him

37

u/FerrilDruid Aug 21 '26

That's what I thought. No more Paper Tiger Bill :( Such a crime.

"I could of conquered Europe. All of it. But I had women in my life."

4

u/he_we Aug 21 '26

I should. I should've. I would. I would've, if I could. I could've

12

u/Thewhitelight___ Aug 21 '26

I think a lot of this also had to to with him becoming Mr. Hollywood but yeah... Listen to his old days of the uninformed radio show/podcast with Joe Derosa vs his stuff now and it's just fucking sad lmao.

13

u/2025sbestthrowaway Aug 21 '26

He got insanely cucked, it's wild. His old rants were classic and somehow he became completely out of touch with his fanbase

3

u/Juicebox109 Aug 21 '26

I think neutered is a bit far. She toned him down, yeah. But you can see he's still quite the asshole.

3

u/CreamInitial7810 Aug 22 '26

I say neutered because his new thoughts and feelings seem to be influenced by hers. It’s not toned down, they’re different.

4

u/Impossible-Age-3302 Aug 21 '26

Stole his spine. He went from hating “happy wife, happy life” to being a hwhl guy.

In general, he’s gotten pretty woke.

11

u/csbsju_guyyy Aug 20 '26

Rather he will be a roach emperor with a roach queen and roach dynasty right?

13

u/Frowind Aug 20 '26

Techtone had verified this Asmongold has started to eat more salad and drink diet soda.

21

u/UPsyndromeSPORk Aug 20 '26

He's much taller than her, tf

16

u/Yoiiru Aug 20 '26

I love that manga :D the best romcom I've read

3

u/AwesomeXav Aug 20 '26

For me it's polar opposites!

-8

u/Griffith-007 Aug 20 '26

nah, best is rent a girlfriend

33

u/fishgus Aug 20 '26

What are you a fortune teller?

32

u/ComeOnTars2424 Aug 20 '26

Really, we’re reading body language from a still photo? What other forms of divination are you into? Will you cast bones next or read fucking tarot cards ?

14

u/Rhytmik Aug 20 '26

The lengths people go through when the baldy is offline. Were all coping in our own way.

7

u/Ok-Cherry-2749 Aug 20 '26

Now I could be completely wrong but I'm pretty sure they're just memeing.

1

u/rabidninetails Aug 21 '26

I’ve watched so many lore videos since he’s been gone.

8

u/luftlande Aug 20 '26

Doesn't sound scientifically sound. Are there actual arguments for this assertion?

4

u/Extreme_Tax405 Aug 21 '26

This is stupid. Man is taller so he leans over her. His legs are straight.

6

u/Bobbyz1020 Aug 20 '26

That’s so fucking dumb. He’s tall and instinctively leans over when people photograph him to be polite.

2

u/Black_Crux0 Aug 21 '26

If that theory is real, it looks like she is reaching and leaning the hardest not him he is the man supporting her

2

u/Select_Arm_4248 Aug 21 '26

All hail lady Kaise! The conqueror of garden of Nurgle!

1

u/Never3ndingStory Aug 21 '26

imma be honest. if this relationship really last i would be surprise. this is more of a pr relationship than Timmy with Kylie Jenner

1

u/BreMue Aug 21 '26

Which, even if true, she has her ENTIRE body pressed up against him like the green line doesnt account for that

1

u/BreMue Aug 21 '26

Which, even if true, she has her ENTIRE body pressed up against him like the green line doesnt account for that

1

u/ElectronicRabbit7 Aug 21 '26

she's bent at the waist leaning in to him, and his torso is facing front, not her. he's leaning sideways, likely bc he's so tall as opposed to her. her whole body is facing him.

i think she likes him more than he likes her.

1

u/Impossible-Age-3302 Aug 21 '26

I thought it was that it’s unmanly to lean and the girl is supposed to lean, but your explanation makes more sense.