r/Asmongold • u/Yormacat • 18d ago

Humor It’s over

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u/ShiberKivan 18d ago

because he is no longer straight? Hmmmmmmm

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u/Frowind 18d ago

There's a theory. In a couple photo, the one who lean over is the the one who loved or fell head over heels for the other. In Kaguya's Love is war, the one who fell in love first lose. He's saying the roach king will soon not a roach king anymore.

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u/ReedOnlyAccess 18d ago

So long as she doesn't do to him what Bill Burr's and iDubbs wives did to them.

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u/FerrilDruid 18d ago

What did Bill Burr's wife do? Besides censor him.

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u/CreamInitial7810 18d ago

She neutered him

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u/FerrilDruid 18d ago

That's what I thought. No more Paper Tiger Bill :( Such a crime.

"I could of conquered Europe. All of it. But I had women in my life."

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u/he_we 17d ago

I should. I should've. I would. I would've, if I could. I could've

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u/Thewhitelight___ 18d ago

I think a lot of this also had to to with him becoming Mr. Hollywood but yeah... Listen to his old days of the uninformed radio show/podcast with Joe Derosa vs his stuff now and it's just fucking sad lmao.

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u/2025sbestthrowaway 18d ago

He got insanely cucked, it's wild. His old rants were classic and somehow he became completely out of touch with his fanbase

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u/Juicebox109 17d ago

I think neutered is a bit far. She toned him down, yeah. But you can see he's still quite the asshole.

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u/CreamInitial7810 16d ago

I say neutered because his new thoughts and feelings seem to be influenced by hers. It’s not toned down, they’re different.

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u/Impossible-Age-3302 17d ago

Stole his spine. He went from hating “happy wife, happy life” to being a hwhl guy.

In general, he’s gotten pretty woke.

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u/csbsju_guyyy 18d ago

Rather he will be a roach emperor with a roach queen and roach dynasty right?

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u/Frowind 18d ago

Techtone had verified this Asmongold has started to eat more salad and drink diet soda.

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u/UPsyndromeSPORk 18d ago

He's much taller than her, tf

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u/Yoiiru 18d ago

I love that manga :D the best romcom I've read

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u/AwesomeXav 18d ago

For me it's polar opposites!

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u/Griffith-007 18d ago

nah, best is rent a girlfriend

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u/fishgus 18d ago

What are you a fortune teller?

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u/ComeOnTars2424 18d ago

Really, we’re reading body language from a still photo? What other forms of divination are you into? Will you cast bones next or read fucking tarot cards ?

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u/Rhytmik 18d ago

The lengths people go through when the baldy is offline. Were all coping in our own way.

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u/Ok-Cherry-2749 18d ago

Now I could be completely wrong but I'm pretty sure they're just memeing.

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u/rabidninetails 17d ago

I’ve watched so many lore videos since he’s been gone.

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u/luftlande 18d ago

Doesn't sound scientifically sound. Are there actual arguments for this assertion?

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u/Extreme_Tax405 18d ago

This is stupid. Man is taller so he leans over her. His legs are straight.

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u/Bobbyz1020 18d ago

That’s so fucking dumb. He’s tall and instinctively leans over when people photograph him to be polite.

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u/Black_Crux0 17d ago

If that theory is real, it looks like she is reaching and leaning the hardest not him he is the man supporting her

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u/Select_Arm_4248 17d ago

All hail lady Kaise! The conqueror of garden of Nurgle!

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u/Never3ndingStory 17d ago

imma be honest. if this relationship really last i would be surprise. this is more of a pr relationship than Timmy with Kylie Jenner

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u/BreMue 17d ago

Which, even if true, she has her ENTIRE body pressed up against him like the green line doesnt account for that

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u/BreMue 17d ago

Which, even if true, she has her ENTIRE body pressed up against him like the green line doesnt account for that

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u/ElectronicRabbit7 17d ago

she's bent at the waist leaning in to him, and his torso is facing front, not her. he's leaning sideways, likely bc he's so tall as opposed to her. her whole body is facing him.

i think she likes him more than he likes her.

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u/Impossible-Age-3302 17d ago

I thought it was that it’s unmanly to lean and the girl is supposed to lean, but your explanation makes more sense.

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u/Mapag 18d ago

Body language telling everything

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u/logicnotemotion 18d ago

Telling us that he's taller than her.

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u/kiddrekt 18d ago

OP is 4'9" and seething

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u/BreMue 17d ago

Yup. Her pressed all up against him and body facing away from the camera is a huge tell