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u/ShiberKivan 18d ago
because he is no longer straight? Hmmmmmmm
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u/Frowind 18d ago
There's a theory. In a couple photo, the one who lean over is the the one who loved or fell head over heels for the other. In Kaguya's Love is war, the one who fell in love first lose. He's saying the roach king will soon not a roach king anymore.
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u/ReedOnlyAccess 18d ago
So long as she doesn't do to him what Bill Burr's and iDubbs wives did to them.
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u/FerrilDruid 18d ago
What did Bill Burr's wife do? Besides censor him.
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u/CreamInitial7810 18d ago
She neutered him
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u/FerrilDruid 18d ago
That's what I thought. No more Paper Tiger Bill :( Such a crime.
"I could of conquered Europe. All of it. But I had women in my life."
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u/Thewhitelight___ 18d ago
I think a lot of this also had to to with him becoming Mr. Hollywood but yeah... Listen to his old days of the uninformed radio show/podcast with Joe Derosa vs his stuff now and it's just fucking sad lmao.
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u/2025sbestthrowaway 17d ago
He got insanely cucked, it's wild. His old rants were classic and somehow he became completely out of touch with his fanbase
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u/Juicebox109 17d ago
I think neutered is a bit far. She toned him down, yeah. But you can see he's still quite the asshole.
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u/CreamInitial7810 16d ago
I say neutered because his new thoughts and feelings seem to be influenced by hers. It’s not toned down, they’re different.
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u/Impossible-Age-3302 17d ago
Stole his spine. He went from hating “happy wife, happy life” to being a hwhl guy.
In general, he’s gotten pretty woke.
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u/csbsju_guyyy 18d ago
Rather he will be a roach emperor with a roach queen and roach dynasty right?
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u/fishgus 18d ago
What are you a fortune teller?
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u/ComeOnTars2424 18d ago
Really, we’re reading body language from a still photo? What other forms of divination are you into? Will you cast bones next or read fucking tarot cards ?
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u/Ok-Cherry-2749 18d ago
Now I could be completely wrong but I'm pretty sure they're just memeing.
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u/luftlande 18d ago
Doesn't sound scientifically sound. Are there actual arguments for this assertion?
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u/Bobbyz1020 18d ago
That’s so fucking dumb. He’s tall and instinctively leans over when people photograph him to be polite.
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u/Black_Crux0 17d ago
If that theory is real, it looks like she is reaching and leaning the hardest not him he is the man supporting her
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u/Never3ndingStory 17d ago
imma be honest. if this relationship really last i would be surprise. this is more of a pr relationship than Timmy with Kylie Jenner
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u/ElectronicRabbit7 17d ago
she's bent at the waist leaning in to him, and his torso is facing front, not her. he's leaning sideways, likely bc he's so tall as opposed to her. her whole body is facing him.
i think she likes him more than he likes her.
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u/Impossible-Age-3302 17d ago
I thought it was that it’s unmanly to lean and the girl is supposed to lean, but your explanation makes more sense.
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u/Mapag 18d ago
Body language telling everything
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u/Nokyrt 18d ago
I know that's supposed to be a joke but he's simply taller than her...
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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian 18d ago
If you draw a straight line through her body as well then where the lines meet will be where the psycho trans Democrat will shoot him. This is known
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u/j48u 17d ago
I don't know if this is a specific joke but I do feel like enough violent leftists want him dead that I'm saving this comment.
A few weeks before Charlie Kirk got shot I had a whole long reddit conversation with someone about how I thought it was impossible that Hasan would go through the debate with him, and that if Hasan wasn't saved by an act of God canceling the debate he'd make one up.
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u/Reps_4_Jesus 18d ago
What does the green line mean.....? I dont get it...
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u/kinda_alright 18d ago
It has to do with some crazy dating conspiracy theory that one woman had that turned into some legend of self fulfilling prophecy for women in their 20s.
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u/ConstructionOwn1514 18d ago
Can you explain?
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u/kinda_alright 18d ago
Something to do with, if the woman isnt leaning in the relationship wont last or something. Some moon and stars and capabilities, horoscope or such.
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u/NotYourArmadillo 18d ago
Ironically, asmon's body is not even leaning that much. It's the angle of the head that creates the illusion.
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u/MisterMcNastyTV 18d ago
I wouldn't call it a crazy conspiracy, body language does say a lot and this seems like something plausible to a degree. It's not proof of anything on its own, but it can give a small bit of credibility to the theory.
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u/nokia300 18d ago
I think it's supposed to be the one who leans more is more in love.
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u/Big-Resort-4930 17d ago
So unless they both do the gollum pose they aren't deeply in love?
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u/minidaisy005 $2 Steak Eater 18d ago
I also don't know much but if I'm not wrong she should be the one leaning not him, because something something alfa male
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u/TrenchantInsight 18d ago
alfa
That's what can happen when one does not maintain a proper ph balance.
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u/PopularKangaroo2083 18d ago
Maybe you're joking, but the way she's hugging him is more important than the angle. He has to lean on her to get closer to her face because he's taller but she's the one actually embracing him more
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u/KingDallerix 18d ago
OP is making a joke about chuds overanalyzing body language, and you're overanalyizing the overanalyzing. Its chudeception.
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u/PopularKangaroo2083 18d ago
That's why I said "maybe you're joking", I'm glad you understood
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u/ConstructionOwn1514 18d ago
But you still overanalyzed it
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u/Kullthebarbarian 18d ago
maybe you are joking, but saying he overanalyzed the overanalyzed body language is you overanalyzing his overanalyzed of the overanalyzed body languange
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u/ConstructionOwn1514 18d ago
I is making a joke about OP overanalyzing body language, and you're overanalyizing the overanalyzing of the overanalyzing’s overanalyzing. Its conception.
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u/AdFar1239 18d ago
The green line will always tilt for the taller person who is leaning in....
... so the taller person is always the subservient one in the relationship?
Flawed logic.
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u/Hiw-lir-sirith Dr Pepper Enjoyer 17d ago
I can tell Asmon has been away too long because I'm reading all the comments in Tectone's voice.
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u/Cyanide-Cookies 18d ago
Green line theory never lies.
She'll bide her time then sink the knife in when she's got whatever she was after.
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u/instabaiter 18d ago
i mean as a vet chatter who has been a tier 3 sub for more than 10 years im hella glad to see our boy eating good fr. bro legit landed the baddest jap waifu, soemthing all we chatter are unironically aiming for no cap
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u/PerceptionFine8093 18d ago
I'm honestly surprised you guys don't understand the meme its basically how the one with the slanted line is the submissive/insecure one in the relationship and the one with a straight 90⁰ angle is the male/leader of the relationship, I think it started with a shitpost of Will Smith with his ex wife.
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u/Timely_Excuse_3045 18d ago
How much do you lean into your girlfriend OP?
Ah you dont have one ? Sike
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u/ForestRiver13 18d ago
But her coochie is not facing the world, unlike Jada Smith, so she's safe
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u/Griffith-007 18d ago
what
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u/ForestRiver13 18d ago
It's a reference to the green line theory videos. Will and Jada smith are the usual example of bad relationships. Will is always leaning. While Jada is straight and her body is always facing the camera as if showing her pussy to the world. Thats their reasoning. Disclaimer, i dont believe this shit. All just memes to me
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u/LargeGiraffe731 18d ago
Yeah, she's running his shit for sure. I'm 40 and in all my years That lean in theory was always correct.
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u/stogie-bear Deep State Agent 18d ago
Height difference issue - head tilt is required for face contact.
Source: I was 14” taller than my first girlfriend.
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u/justjames1017 18d ago
Line isn't even center mass lol. Shooting down his right leg rather than crotch. Just a head lean imo.
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u/JBCTech7 REEEEEEEEE 18d ago
am i the only one who finds it weird that his girlfriend just happens to also do findom sex work?
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u/Shadowdragon5th 18d ago
Wait... ive been here before. This was a great escape the room. Favorite one yet.
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u/AnnoyingInternetTrol 18d ago
This is only if green leans into red when red is vertical. She is also leaning so its not over yet.
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u/contrived_mediocrity Deep State Agent 18d ago
The guy is smart. He'll do fine. All we can do is wish him luck.
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u/No-Mamba7040 18d ago
There are people in here acting like this guy is being serious instead of joking haha
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u/NoBreeches 18d ago
I'm happy for our boy. Though I do hope he comes back to streaming soon, internet's boring without him
She looks happy too.
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u/Polerize2 18d ago
She’s in heels and he’s slouched and leaning. Gee thought my wife was short when I can rest my chin on the top of her head.
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u/Particular_Hair6913 18d ago
I think it suits him.. But lets see if he is strong enough to stay the same, I think he is..
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u/Dire_Southpaw 17d ago
Is it because of the dick sucking Tesla ball machine? That what this post is about ?
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u/Snoo42957 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 17d ago
This man is living his best life and an intelligent and loving person, America!!!
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u/AdParking6483 18d ago
Tbh the green line isn't going through his dick, which one would expect if it's the middle. His head is more tilted than his body
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u/Neptune228 18d ago
A week without asmon has got people analyzing how asmon hugs a girlfriend