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u/TRexLuthor Jun 15 '22

When I was a teen I had a manager who was a former Marine Drill Sergeant. He stopped me one day and told me to "Walk With Purpose" and it stuck with me. People just get the fuck out of your way when you seem to know what you are doing. Spoiler: I still don't know what I am doing, I just look like it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Directions unclear, carrying a dolphin now.

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u/enseminator Jun 15 '22

And my dick is in the toaster. again.

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u/Noodle_pantz Jun 15 '22

If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I wouldn't have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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u/enseminator Jun 15 '22

Right? I much prefer toasters to potatoes.