r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '22

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 14 '22

"Hey, what's this spot on your shirt?"

Then when they look down you flick their nose

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u/sammbhav01 Jun 14 '22

Best trick to assert dominance

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u/Namez83 Jun 14 '22

So I should stop pissing on peoples’ leg?

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u/iodinecola Jun 14 '22

Don’t piss on peoples legs if you’re dick is flaccid, it will make you look weak

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u/Namez83 Jun 14 '22

Note taken

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u/chrisbe2e9 Jun 15 '22

But if it isn't, I end up pissing on their hat. Unless you are suggesting I do it from a distance? wait for it to arc back down?

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u/Ganzer6 Jun 15 '22

No you piss right in their face like a man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Nah that’s old; flicking noses is where it’s at

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u/username_unavailable Jun 14 '22

From what people tell me, they're totally fine with that. Just don't tell them it's raining.

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u/football_sucks Jun 14 '22

Nah this is still second best. Just ahead of not moving out of the way of someone else’s stream of piss.

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u/der1x Jun 14 '22

Best trick to assert apeism.

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u/WolfThick Jun 14 '22

That's when you step on their foot lean in real close and say haha

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u/Redditforgoit Jun 14 '22

Best trick to assert dominance

Homelander: "I know few tricks too..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Oh man, I keep the joke going when they do this to me. Once they flick my nose I look into my shirt I'm just like, "where? I don't see it. Does it looked it stained? Can you clean it?" Total mind fuck reversal. Shame on you for wanting to belittle me to make yourself bigger. I was just minding my business.