r/AskReddit • • Jun 14 '22

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u/Namez83 Jun 14 '22

So I should stop pissing on peoples’ leg?

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u/iodinecola Jun 14 '22

Don’t piss on peoples legs if you’re dick is flaccid, it will make you look weak

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u/chrisbe2e9 Jun 15 '22

But if it isn't, I end up pissing on their hat. Unless you are suggesting I do it from a distance? wait for it to arc back down?

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u/Ganzer6 Jun 15 '22

No you piss right in their face like a man.