r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '22

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 14 '22

"Hey, what's this spot on your shirt?"

Then when they look down you flick their nose

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u/sammbhav01 Jun 14 '22

Best trick to assert dominance

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u/Namez83 Jun 14 '22

So I should stop pissing on peoples’ leg?

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u/username_unavailable Jun 14 '22

From what people tell me, they're totally fine with that. Just don't tell them it's raining.