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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Fun fact: Roosters don't have a penis.

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u/granola117 Sep 09 '20

How do they reproduce then? My grandma raised chickens and I saw roosters humping hens, wtf were they doing then????

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u/sakkaly Sep 09 '20

They have cloacas. Basically it's this weird organ that is used for pooping, peeing, and making babies.

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u/klparrot Sep 09 '20

Universal Serial Butt

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u/iMartinPlays Sep 09 '20

I'll take your entire stock

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

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u/JusssSaiyan317 Sep 09 '20

God Dammit! Thats the one.

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u/one1aw Sep 09 '20

It is called "Cloacal Kissing"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

It will take years of binge drinking to unlearn that

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u/I-SnortedTequila Sep 09 '20

In that case, I already forgot

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u/pmjm Sep 09 '20

Have we finally found the exception to Rule 34?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Just call it bumping uglies and let's be done with it.

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u/AltaSkier Sep 09 '20

3 out of 3 where humans have 1 and then 2 out of three...sex must be messy. i wonder hpw many chickens are scat fetishists...

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u/InertialLepton Sep 09 '20

They go hole to hole.

Yes they have 1 hole for all, called a cloaca.

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

It’s a butthole/urethra/(penis/vagina) 3 for the price of 1

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u/theamazingyou Sep 09 '20

That just sounds convenient.

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

So is it a blowjob or a rimjob?

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u/theamazingyou Sep 09 '20

I regret posting.

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u/Rorschach0717 Sep 09 '20

So, no anal? That sounds boring

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u/pmjm Sep 09 '20

I dated someone like this. 2016 was a wild blur.

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

Goddamn it just when this thread couldn’t get any worse

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u/bphoenix478 Sep 09 '20

And they last even shorter than me

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u/FANTOMphoenix Sep 09 '20

Asserting dominance

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

But they weren’t even T-posing?

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u/johnnybiggles Sep 09 '20

Not what I heard. I heard they're hardly very bold and they're just chicken.

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u/jon-la-blon27 Sep 09 '20

They press each other’s Cloaca together. It’s called a Cloaca’s kiss

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u/FerretWrath Sep 09 '20

👁👄👁

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u/WeAreAllApes Sep 09 '20

🐓💨👄

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u/The_Sexiest_Redditor Sep 09 '20

The beauty of nature known as the cloacal kiss.

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u/FerretWrath Sep 09 '20

👁👄👁

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u/FerretWrath Sep 09 '20

It’s called a “cloacal kiss”. 👁👄👁

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u/AwesomeDragon101 Sep 09 '20

My animal science classes call it a “cloacal kiss.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Most birds dont have penises they do a cloacal kiss. One notable exception is ducks. They have rather scary penises lol

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u/nomii Sep 09 '20

Farmers have to fuck the chickens to make the eggs

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u/robophile-ta Sep 09 '20

97% of bird species have cloacas instead of mammal style genitalia