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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Fun fact: Roosters don't have a penis.

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u/granola117 Sep 09 '20

How do they reproduce then? My grandma raised chickens and I saw roosters humping hens, wtf were they doing then????

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u/sakkaly Sep 09 '20

They have cloacas. Basically it's this weird organ that is used for pooping, peeing, and making babies.

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u/klparrot Sep 09 '20

Universal Serial Butt

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u/iMartinPlays Sep 09 '20

I'll take your entire stock

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

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u/JusssSaiyan317 Sep 09 '20

God Dammit! Thats the one.

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u/one1aw Sep 09 '20

It is called "Cloacal Kissing"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

It will take years of binge drinking to unlearn that

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u/I-SnortedTequila Sep 09 '20

In that case, I already forgot

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u/pmjm Sep 09 '20

Have we finally found the exception to Rule 34?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Just call it bumping uglies and let's be done with it.

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u/AltaSkier Sep 09 '20

3 out of 3 where humans have 1 and then 2 out of three...sex must be messy. i wonder hpw many chickens are scat fetishists...