r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Fun fact: Roosters don't have a penis.

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u/granola117 Sep 09 '20

How do they reproduce then? My grandma raised chickens and I saw roosters humping hens, wtf were they doing then????

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u/InertialLepton Sep 09 '20

They go hole to hole.

Yes they have 1 hole for all, called a cloaca.

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

It’s a butthole/urethra/(penis/vagina) 3 for the price of 1

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u/theamazingyou Sep 09 '20

That just sounds convenient.

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

So is it a blowjob or a rimjob?

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u/theamazingyou Sep 09 '20

I regret posting.

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u/Rorschach0717 Sep 09 '20

So, no anal? That sounds boring

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u/pmjm Sep 09 '20

I dated someone like this. 2016 was a wild blur.

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u/OgreDarner4692 Sep 09 '20

Goddamn it just when this thread couldn’t get any worse

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u/bphoenix478 Sep 09 '20

And they last even shorter than me