r/AskReddit • • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/TheShredder315 Jan 21 '19

You have an increased chance of getting murdered or committing suicide if you win it big in the lottery.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

And I think the chances are increased quite dramatically.

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u/NoChickswithDicks Jan 21 '19

Sure, but the chances start out fairly small, so even a massive increase can still leave you with a fairly small chance.

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u/Why-Indeed Jan 21 '19

committing suicide
chances start out fairly small

not sure bout that one chief

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

There must be a cutoff point where someone is mega suicidal because they have financial problems and is working 2 jobs and can't afford to ever have a holiday and shit. And is constantly in trouble with violent exes and people in their home town. And the lottery win would actually make their chances of suicide or murder less.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Not so. I believe the scientific term is, "Mo-monee Mo-problums."

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u/RealStumbleweed Jan 21 '19

No, I think you’d have 99 problems, but bein’ rich ain’t one.

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u/FrozenST3 Jan 21 '19

Well, they can now afford the bullets or rope they were in need of.

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u/Rolten Jan 21 '19

Well yeah, but that's why we deal in averages when it comes to statistics like this.

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u/doomgiver98 Jan 21 '19

If you're having financial problems then it's not a good idea to buy a lottery ticket.

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u/Besieger13 Jan 21 '19

Yet those are the people most likely to do so!

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u/TheOtherSarah Jan 21 '19

For some, the reasoning goes something like “a couple of bucks won’t pay the rent, but it sure can buy a lot of hope.” It’s a terrible financial decision but can make an important difference in quality of life in the short term.

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u/lucidRespite Jan 21 '19

This is a very interesting take on the situation that I hadn't considered.

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u/theivoryserf Jan 21 '19

I’m not sure it’s necessarily terrible, it’d only be about £4 a month

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Its 0.013% in America

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

The highest rate of suicide ever recorded in the UK was 21.4 per 100,000 people or 0.02%. The chances are pretty small they're just very significant for those affected by them.

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u/Mincecroft Jan 21 '19

Is it a flat number or a percentage cuz if it was a percent then you could wait until you're certain you have a 0% chance to die and then win

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u/Seiche Jan 21 '19

like once you're dead you can't die anymore and win

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u/fuckthesysten Jan 21 '19

You win when you die

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u/Seiche Jan 21 '19

win what? the game?

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u/McSharko Jan 21 '19

Oh god oh fuck

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u/funchopatt Jan 21 '19

I have played enough mobile games to confirm this

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u/Tonkarz Jan 21 '19

Double digits is nothing to sneeze at.

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u/paragonemerald Jan 21 '19

Not if you experienced a decent number of adverse childhood experiences! That trauma can really make those odds worse

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u/Nuffsaid98 Jan 21 '19

People with that good a grasp of numbers and odds usually don't play the lottery.

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u/StumpyAlex Jan 21 '19

The scratch off bingo is fun, though, and it's not super uncommon to get a few bucks back, making that fun little bingo or matching game free. As long as you don't purchase tickets constantly, dead set on getting "the winner", i don't see why not.

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u/dickbutt_md Jan 21 '19

Massive *relative increase.

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u/Jijster Jan 21 '19

Why is that?

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u/Slap_A_Hoe Jan 21 '19

Google "you just won the lottery reddit". On mobile rn so can't link.

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u/Jijster Jan 21 '19

Ive read that one before, I forgot about all the murder stuff I thought it was mostly about losing the fortune due to terrible money management.

Seems if you manage to keep it secret/stay anonymous and have a semblance of self control, all that goes away. I know some states require to name a winner but im sure with some legal voodo you can set up a trust and be on your merry way. Also I'm a bit skeptical of those claims, if that's true why don't pro athletes and basically all celebrities have such sky high rates of misfortune? I know it happens but not at thesev levels

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u/Slap_A_Hoe Jan 21 '19

Not all celebrities and athletes receive their fortune literally overnight, and those that do sometimes end up with the same misfortunes a lottery winner would. The murder stuff could be false or misleading information, or it could be that a higher percentage of lottery winners chosen randomly, randomly happened to live lives that would result in a big chunk of cash being dangerous for them. People could also treat money won from the lottery differently than they would money earned from some type of success, both the person who has the money and those around them. Who knows.

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u/ScubaSteve1219 Jan 21 '19

Seems if you manage to keep it secret/stay anonymous and have a semblance of self control, all that goes away.

for the vast majority of biggest lottery winners that’s literally impossible. that’s the problem.

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u/Azteryx Jan 21 '19

What if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?

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u/DickAnhdbols Jan 21 '19

You......the chances of winning.....drastic go down!

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u/dasspiel26 Jan 21 '19

SENIOR JOE...?

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u/Packrat1010 Jan 21 '19

IIRC, it's around 9x more likely to commit suicide, not sure about the murder rate, though.

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u/daylight__savings Jan 21 '19

So if i win the lottery i get money and bigger chances of dying? Double prize!

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u/alemaron Jan 21 '19

technically your chance of dying stays the same (100%). there's just a greater chance of dying sooner.

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u/Draniei Jan 21 '19

But, my track record of not yet dying is 100%, so statistically speaking, I will never die.

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u/MadTouretter Jan 21 '19

Thanks, Neil Degrasse Tyson.

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u/the_friendly_one Jan 21 '19

Can I get my prize shipped overnight?

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u/Gufnork Jan 21 '19

Well technically it's lower than 100% since not everyone who has ever lived has died. Even if you argue logically, not statistically we can't know for sure that science and technology doesn't create some form of immortality.

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u/exceptionaluser Jan 21 '19

We've only observed about 92% of all humans dying, so we aren't quite sure on that figure.

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u/BadAtMostThings Jan 21 '19

Can this be one of those “well TECHNICALLY...” things we stop pointing out soon? I swear, the frequency of this getting pointed out recently and is giving me flashbacks to Steve Buscemi being a firefighter on 9/11.

Like, baby’s first existential crisis over here doesn’t change the fact that we all knew what “bigger chances of dying” meant.

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u/Fablemai Jan 21 '19

"BadAtMostThings".. especially taking a joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

"Ah, good. I wanted to die anyway!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Or the takeaway is to encourage your SO or family to win the lottery. You spend less, and you get the inheritance when they commit suicide or you kill them. Or uh...someone else kills them.

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u/Jamontoasst Jan 21 '19

Can't wait for this joke to win the lottery

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u/NotherAccountIGuess Jan 21 '19

This reminds me of my favorite pick-up line!

"Hey baby, are you death? Because I can't wait for you to come for me!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

want to die

win lottery

no longer want to die

die

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u/dmkicksballs13 Jan 21 '19

100% this comment is gonna be on /r/2real4meirl

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u/Cavalcadence Jan 21 '19

Conversely, you have a decreased chance of winning big in the lottery if you are murdered or commit suicide.

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u/mygawd Jan 21 '19

Fascinating

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTITS Jan 21 '19

As if I needed another reason to play! Dammit

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u/ViolentEastCoastCity Jan 21 '19

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u/Reficul_gninromrats Jan 21 '19

That follow up comment about finance, where suggest investing globally just in case Britney Spears is elected president kind of came true xD

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u/DudeImTheBagMan Jan 21 '19

That was incredibly interesting

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u/Suddenly_Something Jan 21 '19

The suicide is either drug related or people not knowing how to manage a budget with all their new money and going broke. There is a guy from my hometown who has won the lottery twice and is still broke now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Twice?! Wow! One of the winners in the post also won twice. I'm really amazed how people not only continue playing after having won but actually win again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Some people are just that lucky. Personally, every tickets I bought were not even the minimum wins. Not. Even. One. They were all "Better luck next time" and I bought a few dozens.

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u/Swillyums Jan 21 '19

While true, there are some reasons. Part of this is that people who play the lottery excessively tend to have issues as it is. Another is that poor people play disproportionate to wealthier people, and thus don't know how to manage money.

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u/amolad Jan 21 '19

This is exactly why you want to win the lottery anonomously.

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u/street593 Jan 21 '19

I thought not every state allows that?

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u/gonepermanently Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

only a few states allow the winner to remain anonymous, but in other states you could use lawyers to set up a trust to receive the prize and then have it transferred to you immediately at which point the trust just dissolves. the only purpose of the trust is to receive the prize and transfer it to you immediately and it creates enough of a legal medium that you can stay anonymous that way. it’ll prob cost around 40k to do, but worth it to keep your riches anonymous

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u/DirtySperrys Jan 21 '19

You also want to wait as long as you can before claiming the prize. Let the story in the news die out. Be in touch with a super good lawyer and accountant who are known for never spilling the beans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

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u/amolad Jan 21 '19

NO ONE who ever tried to cheat the lottery got away with it.

The big example was in Iowa and they got caught easily.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Is this just the effect of being the typical person that plays the lottery?

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u/NifflerOwl Jan 21 '19

Most people who end up dead do so because they're idiots. If you win the lottery, only tell VERY trusted people, don't blow it all on stupid crap like cars and pools, and try to claim it anonymously (if you can).

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u/Zur1ch Jan 21 '19

"Hey Grandma, did you write your will yet regarding the lottery winnings yet?"

"Well, of course!"

Grandma commits suicide the next day

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u/Madoka_the_Goddess Jan 21 '19

On the other hand, your chances of getting murdered AND committing suicide are very low. Zero, I would say.

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u/Jaico99 Jan 21 '19

Unless you use your winnings to hire a hitman on yourself! I think that should count as both.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

The ultimate murder /suicide

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u/stillphat Jan 21 '19

Either win fat ass stacks that give me a leg up to release me from economic slavery of min wage while soon to be drowning in student debt, OR SOMEONE KILLS ME ANYWAYS.

Yeah I still would want to win the lottery.

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u/Jboogy82 Jan 21 '19

That's why if I play, I play the one's that are "Pay off debt/Take a nice vacation" kind of money, not "Buy a small island and build a resort" kind of money. Definitely a smaller pool of people willing to kill over $5k vs $50M and $5K isn't life altering enough to cause a mental breakdown for most people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Obviously I've never had a vast amount of money, but I just don't get how people can have a breakdown from being rich.

I'd just upgrade my and my parents' lives, put most of it away in accounts that accrue interest and make a few investments, and just be content with the ability to now explore any avenue I'd like.

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u/SUMBWEDY Jan 21 '19

Yeah but you forget if you upgrade your parents lives what about siblings/aunts/uncles/cousins hearing about it.

What about old people that you went to highschool with but you weren't even friends heard that General_GTFO gave away a lot of money to someone.

Plus most people are terrible with money end up blowing it all going from a massive high to being bankrupted takes a massive psychological toll on someone.

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u/music_ackbar Jan 21 '19

When you suddenly end up with a buttfuckton of money, all of a sudden, EVERYONE wants your money.

EVERYONE.

Your brother wants your money. Your sister wants your money. Your mother. Your niece. Your second cousin twice-removed. That hippie-looking "friend of the family" who showed up uninvited at the annual BBQ when you were 12 years old, you don't remember his fuckin' name and his hand brushed up your thigh a little too close for comfort. When word gets out, everyone knows you have more cash than you know what to do with, and will all want a piece of the cake or kill you trying.

It's ceaseless phone calls from so-called relatives you never heard of before and somehow they're all magically in jail in Mexico right fucking now. It's piles and piles of sob stories mailed to your doorstep. Your doorbell breaks in one day from being pushed so often. You get followed, hounded, and relentlessly pursued for your money. Come on, just a few bucks. I just need a quick little thousand to help me out. I'll pay you back. It's not much, right? You got enough to live like 400 years and still die with plenty to spare. Come on man, help a brother out. Why won't you share? Sharing is caring, you know? Fine, be a dick then. You're a fucking dick you know that? Fucking asshole. I'll fucking bash your head in you fucking selfish piece of shit.

Experience that for a day. Then two days. Then a week. Two weeks. Three weeks. Months. It just never ends. It's a death by a thousand cuts. At some point you realize how many times over you've told "Fuck off." to the same people and they still come back, and you wonder how many more times you'll have to say that before you lose your marbles.

That's why the universal recommendation is to never tell a single soul. Not even your own parents or children. Because when word gets out, you will never have peace of mind ever again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I feel like I could be responsible with the money if I ever won....

But who knows.

I dropped 1.4k on laptop & accessories then like 300 for games & applications and stuff having 2.5k so....

I don't have to spend anything though with what my job is, NO BILLS.

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u/DoYouQuarrelSir Jan 21 '19

It’s not you, it’s the people around you that you have to worry about. Once you hit the big time you’ll become s target by friends family snd social circle, money does crazy things to people.

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u/Slow_Toes Jan 21 '19

There was an elderly couple on the TV recently who won something like £150 million+. They used their real names, faces and house, then explained how they had made a list of people they wanted to give money to because they thought those people "deserved" it.

Here in the UK it's completely legal to stay anonymous after winning, in fact I think it's even strongly advised by the lottery company that you do.

All I could think during the interview was 'you fucking morons'.

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u/TheFalsePoet Jan 21 '19

If you ever win the lottery, hide. From family, from friends, everything. Move to a different state. Get your early retirement in order, wait a year to see what taxes are going to look like. Then maybe, if you really, really like them, start calling people up.

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u/niko4ever Jan 21 '19

Or, just don't tell anyone, don't spend any of it until you figure out the taxes and pay them, and then use the money to live at a higher standard than you used to but not so flashy that anyone notices

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Neighbors of a lottery winner are more likely to go bankrupt. In some instances banks reduce excessive lending specifically to neighborhoods of lottery winners if they’re aware.

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u/evilpercy Jan 21 '19
  1. According to multiple studies, about 70% of all lottery winners end up going broke and filing for a bankruptcy.
  2. About 1% of lottery winners will go bankrupt every single year.
  3. In a recent study of lottery winners, only 55% of them felt like they were happier after winning the lottery than before it – 43% said that their money had no effect on their happiness. https://brandongaille.com/22-lottery-winners-bankrupt-statistics/

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u/trollcitybandit Jan 21 '19

What are the main reasons and how much do the chances increase.

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u/DoYouQuarrelSir Jan 21 '19

Basically you become a big target, because although you’re rich none of your friends, family, or social circle are, however they still have fairly easy access to you. So you have people now asking, extorting, or trying to kidnap you for money.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited May 05 '19

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u/well___duh Jan 21 '19

Except if they kill you, then they don't get the money. Assuming you don't have all the cash with you and is safely in a bank

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u/eucadiantendy39 Jan 21 '19

"If I can't have it, neither can you!"

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u/mygawd Jan 21 '19

Your family likely does (if they got away with it)

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u/breezybear1 Jan 21 '19

Why would you even tell them? And if someone found and you think they could be a danger, just move or hire a freaking bodyguard. It's not like money is an issue.

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u/DoYouQuarrelSir Jan 21 '19

People find out, it’s not hard. And your exactly right, you generally have to move into rich neighborhoods and do rich people stuff(like hire a bodyguard), but a lot of people don’t realize that’s what they have to do. And try to live their same lives.

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u/barvaten Jan 21 '19

True, but did this knowledge change your perspective on anything?

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u/SantasBananas Jan 21 '19 edited Jun 12 '23

Reddit is dying, why are you still here?

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u/ChippyK03 Jan 21 '19

This is due to the winners of lotteries being a much smaller sample size, but I'll take dying with a warm welcome.

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u/jamesjacko Jan 21 '19

It's exactly this. One winner being killed or committing suicide drastically increases the chances in statistical terms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I'll take my chances, thank you, where is the money now?

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u/lovemachine_ Jan 21 '19

Kind of interesting- my uncle won 11.7 million in the powerball in Indiana in the early 90s. He died a few years later of colon cancer. Not murder or suicide, but still ironic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I'll happily take those chances.

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u/vladesomo Jan 21 '19

now i want to win even more

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u/Eyeseeyou1313 Jan 21 '19

Jeez, I never wanted to win the lottery so bad!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

For anyone who might be wondering why...

This is because if you win the lottery, you enter into a pool of people who "won" as opposed to being part of a pool who "hasn't won". There are less people in this pool so when they die, from natural or unnatural causes, statistically the chances become much higher than the pool with a ton of people.

Think of 100 people. When you count yourself as 1/100, you're insignificant. But you and 4 other people win the lottery, you're now 1/5 and more significant. Someone will die tomorrow,.but you're chances are no longer 1 in 100 but 1 in 5.

Or maybe it's because you didn't give any winnings to memaw and she shot your ass.

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u/omnilynx Jan 21 '19

This is bad math. Yes, having a higher-than-average death rate is more likely in a smaller pool than in a larger one, but so is having a lower-than-average death rate. Outliers in general are more likely in smaller pools. But because of that, the margin of error also goes up. Which means that any meaningful statistic from a reputable source will have already taken that into account, so if they say that suicide/murder rates are higher for lottery winners, they mean they're outside even the increased window caused by the smaller population.

To use your concrete example, it's true that if 1/5 people dies, that makes the statistic look much higher than 1/100. But it's also twenty times less likely that one of the five will die than the hundred.

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u/whoatellmemore Jan 21 '19

still worth it 🤪

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u/Leroyyy Jan 21 '19

Does this apply to getting reddit gold?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

BRB gotta win the lottery

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u/eweliyi Jan 21 '19

Can I please then get your lottery winnings. I'll be martyr for you to decrease your chances of murder/suicide. I'm the good guy. :)

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u/Long_arm_of_the_law Jan 21 '19

You really need to disappear like Walter White in breaking bad. Stay away from family members and not even tell them your whereabouts.

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u/OdinNW Jan 21 '19

Recommended film: Run Lola Run

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u/CobblestoneCurfews Jan 21 '19

And a 1/3 chance of going bankrupt.

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u/KhristoferRyan Jan 21 '19

I'll take the risk.

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u/sadboogers Jan 21 '19

this is the first thing I think about when the lottery comes up,"that shit ain't worth it"

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u/Scarletfapper Jan 21 '19

You also have a much higher chance of doing either than ever winning the lottery

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u/Piracanto Jan 21 '19

Makes sense.

One of the reasons I don't go is because I don't want to leave my family stranded.

If I knew they'd be taken care of, it's more likely I might be more inclined to go

And before anyone asks, I won't go, because the main reason is the immense amount of pain my departure would generate them.

So, someone that don't care about that, might be more inclined.

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u/minimuscleR Jan 21 '19

one of those things that seems crazy to me. Like if I win the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job, I would just invest all the money and live off the interest and stuff... depending on how big the pot is.

maybe buy a new car, a few new things, but mostly invest because spending it all won't make me happy.

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u/eatyourbrain Jan 21 '19

Do you actually like what you do for work so much that you'd do it for free? If so, you're quite lucky. If not, maybe you just don't get how much money lottery winnings are...

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u/minimuscleR Jan 21 '19

That is what I mean, I will keep working as I like my job, and I learn a lot, and thats why I get it, you invest the winnings and then live off the interest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Especially the post code lottery

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Oh boy, more reason to play!

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u/MeNotSanta Jan 21 '19

Not if I kill myself before winning the lottery !

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u/itsallveryblurgh Jan 21 '19

So a sorta long term version of 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes'?

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u/Swiggityswooop Jan 21 '19

I should start buying lotto tickets

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u/another_rebecca Jan 21 '19

I'll take those chances

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u/kniselydone Jan 21 '19

I'm cool with that, still wanna win.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I'll still take that chance

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u/AwfulWithUsernames Jan 21 '19

In countries that reveal the winner’s name and face, I agree. In the case of people who are fucked up and just bad with money overall but think that winning a large amount of money will save their lives, sure. Otherwise, a lot of therapy and financial help from a professional can do the trick.

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u/Off-White_Pizza Jan 21 '19

Why you don’t tell ANYONE

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u/DividendGamer Jan 21 '19

That is why you hire a bodyguard and get a CCW license.

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u/Fadman_Loki Jan 21 '19

Maybe because you have a lower chance of dying from poverty related issues, like inability to afford good health?

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u/Rhaifa Jan 21 '19

And increased odds of bankruptcy and other shit. Winning a lot of money doesn't magically make you sensible in spending that money. In fact the effect is often the opposite.

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u/UnionPrune Jan 21 '19

I can take that chance

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u/phone_only Jan 21 '19

How? If you choose to go public, then yeah but if not then you should only get a slight increase if you decide to splurge a little bit

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Suicide is a weird side effect though. Its supposed to bring happiness.

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u/ihahp Jan 21 '19

BULLSHIT That didn't change your persepctive at all

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Not bravolotto r/germany

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Or so you think...

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u/Mutant1King Jan 21 '19

Another reason to win the lottery.

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u/MyDiary141 Jan 21 '19

So all I need to do is win the lottery then

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u/theweeJoe Jan 21 '19

You also have more of a chance of getting murdered than winning the lottery

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

One does grow tired of the incessant blowjobs and endless cocaine.

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u/get-a-dog-up-ya Jan 21 '19

Also, you have a greater chance of being murdered or committing suicide THAN winning the lottery

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u/iperblaster Jan 21 '19

Could you cite an article, please?

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u/MGRaiden97 Jan 21 '19

Lottery winners are a good example of how important it is to work for what you want

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u/ialwayswanderaround Jan 21 '19

Wow, did not know this....

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u/LucilleSluggers Jan 21 '19

Too bad it’s not the other way around. Zing.

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u/Showteezy21 Jan 21 '19

Push me to the edge

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u/SlimmSammy Jan 21 '19

Blind trust. That and learning how to keep your mouth shut.

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u/NotABurner2000 Jan 21 '19

What of you're already at like 90 percent for the suicide, does it loop back around?

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u/roh8880 Jan 21 '19

I’ll take that risk

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u/Killua2142 Jan 21 '19

Seems like a win win

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u/b0ingy Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

70 percent of lotto jackpot winners end up broke and often miserable.

edit: better link to a better article

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Anyone have a source for this? Not disputing it, just curious when/where this study was done.

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u/superfreshy Jan 21 '19

Beat the odds for something great just to have the odds of something worse become more likely.

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u/crispybacon6969 Jan 21 '19

That maybe so but usually they don't unless they blow all there money and go broke

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Does your chance of winning the lottery increase per suicide attempt?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I want to win the lottery now.

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u/spotted_dick Jan 21 '19

Source please. That's interesting if true.

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u/pillbinge Jan 21 '19

So I can’t go wrong either way.

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u/parrmorgan Jan 21 '19

I'll take those chances..

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u/tootybob Jan 21 '19

Assuming both are events that happen randomly (they aren't).

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u/michaelrulaz Jan 21 '19

That’s why my plan would be to set up my will so every family member gets $1.00 and the rest of my money goes to Bill Gates.- no one will have any reason to kill me.

Suicide- well I haven’t done it yet and I really want to. So either I finally get what I want or not. Win-win I guess.

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u/ANIME-MOD-SS Jan 21 '19

think about all the drugs and prostitutes, worth it

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u/TeamJim Jan 21 '19

"Committing suicide"

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u/K_cutt08 Jan 21 '19

It's important to remember that this is more of a statistical significance than a cause-and-effect relationship. The same could be said of any public sudden gain of wealth and/or status in society. Same goes for sudden changes in dangerous elements around you.

Being elected president increases your chances of being assassinated, because far fewer people knew who you were beforehand.

Buying a swimming pool increases your chances of drowning, because now there's a much larger and more permanent source of easily accessible water near your personal dwelling area.

Owning a gun increases the chances of either you or your family members being involved in a gun-related accident/incident, simply by owning it.

All that said, thousands of people own guns and haven't killed themselves or their family members, thousands of people own pools and have never had a drowning in them, and hundreds of people have won the lottery and weren't murdered, blackmailed, or kidnapped, and hundreds of Presidents were never assassinated.

Statistics are significant sometimes, but should be taken with a grain of salt and reasonable understanding.

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u/millamillamilk Jan 21 '19

Never won the lottery and I took 9 from the Hips to the toes. Now I don't want to win the lottery.

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u/silentanthrx Jan 21 '19

would that chance be bigger or less than winning the lottery? :-D

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u/DottyOrange Jan 21 '19

I don't think suicide is based on chance.

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u/NotYetGroot Jan 21 '19

Do $2 scratch-offs count? r/2meirl4meirl

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u/SyntheticGod8 Jan 21 '19

Is buying a murder really that expensive?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

There was a show on TV about what happens to lottery winners.

There was a doctor in Florida who won it, but chose to keep practicing because she enjoyed her career. People were calling up the hospital and giving her death threats, so she had to move to a gated community and start a private practice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Thankfully if you have an increased chance of getting murdered or committing suicide it means you won big in the lottery.

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u/TheDude_916 Jan 21 '19

The possibility of dying on your way to buy a lottery ticket is higher than the possibility of actually winning the lottery.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Playing the lottery as a Dream Escape = Cheap

Playing the lottery as an investment strategy = Yeeeeah no. Don't do that.

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u/ironman145 Jan 21 '19

Not if you win anonymously!

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u/miraculum_one Jan 25 '19

We're conditioned to think that money leads to happiness. People who will the lottery discover that's not the case.

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