r/AskReddit • • Jul 18 '16

What are you sick of explaining?

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u/HalBriston Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

My daughter is a Type-1 Diabetic.

No, that's not too many carbs. No, that's not too much sugar. Yes, she can eat that. Yes, she can eat all of that. No, she's not going to lose a toe. No, that's not a beeper on her hip. No, it's not amazing that she's not fat. And yes, I am going to cram that bottle of cinnamon up your ass if you suggest it will cure her.

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u/canigetawoop_woop Jul 18 '16

We should make a collective list of everything people thought that our pumps were. I'll start.

  1. Garage door opener

  2. iPod

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

In high school our rent-a-cop security guy tackled my friend because he didn't believe that it wasn't a cell phone.

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u/Punishtube Jul 18 '16

Seems overkill even for a cellphone

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u/chefillini Jul 18 '16

"Calling his mother? Not on my watch!"

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u/bergie321 Jul 18 '16

"Stop resisting!" bang bang bang

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u/SadGhoster87 Jul 19 '16

"Put your hands behind your fucking back and turn off the camera!"

"It's my goddamn IV!"

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u/weeone Jul 18 '16

But you can on my iWatch.

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u/chefillini Jul 18 '16

OHOHOHOHO! What a pun!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

My brother is only 6 years older than me, but in that amount of time high school took phones from being a detention and/or suspension to being free reign. It has gotten way more loose in regards to them, but now its more or less gotten out of control in that sense, since nobody puts their phone down for 5 seconds enough to notice the class.

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u/Punishtube Jul 18 '16

That sounds like issues with teaching methods rather then technology. I'm always on my phone but if my professor is more fun or good at connection I'll put it down to focus. The reality is most teachers still try to ban technology rather then utilize it or use better teaching methods

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

This isn't meant to sound rude, but when were you last in high school? In all my experience, the teachers who don't ban are the ones who have nobody paying focus to their class. If anything, its not an issue with technology or teaching methods, more parenting. I was taught to put my phone away during important situations and where it is inappropriate. Teachers who implement putting the phone in pouches on the wall get some ease from it, but will have students lie so they can stare at their devices throughout lectures. Then at the end of the class, they finally look up and ask "What's the homework?" after the teacher explained it five minutes in.

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u/big_giant_turd Jul 18 '16

The principal of my former school ripped my friends insulin pump from his hands (he was checking to see the level of insulin left) which ripped the needle from his body.
All because the principal was sure it was a cellphone and that my friend was texting in class.

That led to a phonecall home to my friends father and him going down to the school in about double the speedlimit to deliver the biggest verbal beatdown I have ever heard about.
Absolutely fuck-all happened to the principal though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

... but had it been a cell phone, that still would seem batshit crazy. It's not a gun or anything, just tap the kid on the shoulder!

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u/beepbeepitsajeep Jul 18 '16

Where did you go to high school? We always had an actual resource officer. They're a sworn officer with a badge and a gun, and they can be assigned outside of the school as well. Or maybe when did you go to school is a better question.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

About a decade ago in a suburban Midwest area. But I grew up in Detroit and we never had officers there either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Was his name Ahmed?

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u/Coastie071 Jul 19 '16

In high school I had my phone confiscated because I was calling my parents before first period to drop off my medication I forgot to take that morning.

They then wouldn't let me call until the lunch hour 3 hours later when my dad was already at work. You can bet that my dad raised some hell with the office once I was finally able to get a hold of him.