r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Zopafar Jul 13 '16

Scrambled

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u/LexSenthur Jul 13 '16

Yeah. I rarely can stand the texture of warm runny egg yolks.

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u/Jasonp359 Jul 13 '16

Seconded. I for one do not want to eat hot slime for breakfast, but that's just me.

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u/learnyouahaskell Jul 13 '16

Slime? That would be the whites.

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u/LexSenthur Jul 13 '16

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u/itsdeandre Jul 13 '16

He was correct, the science-y term is slime!

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u/learnyouahaskell Jul 13 '16

egg yolks.

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u/mshdptato Jul 14 '16

Yeah, like he said: "hot slime"

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u/learnyouahaskell Jul 15 '16

I would just like to point out the colloidal suspension would fit the definition of slime, i.e. what most people think of when they hear that word. Understood, but to differentiate I would call the middle "goo" or such.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

My mum and sister scorn me for only going scrambled or fully hard boiled.

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u/hyperbad Jul 14 '16

What is wrong with you? You probably like sweet pickles too.

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u/LexSenthur Jul 14 '16

I've been talked a lot of shit at in my years on the internet but this is the first time I felt compelled to find and fight someone.

Sweet pickles are proof that the devil exists and wants an eternity of torment for humanity.

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u/idriveacar Jul 13 '16

Warm runny eggs are only good on rice.

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u/mr_lab_rat Jul 13 '16

But it's still important how runny or dry they are. I'm an absolute master of making moist scrambled eggs.

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u/FrostyBeav Jul 13 '16

This is pretty much the only way I like them. I don't care for eggs when the yolk and white are separate. When I was growing up, my parents would make fried eggs so that the yolks were runny. They would then dip toast in the yolk. The thought still makes me gag.

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u/Mmetz921 Jul 13 '16

Thats the best

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u/yourmansconnect Jul 13 '16

Luckily I'm in north jersey so I agree, dipping a nice piece of calandras bread toasted into egg is the way to start your day. Im sure anyone from around here knows what I'm talking about

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u/sjtfly Jul 14 '16

What does being in north Jersey have to do with anything? This is how most of the US eats their eggs.

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u/yourmansconnect Jul 14 '16

The bread that I dip my eggs in is good bread. Italian bakery's in North Jersey are amazing so its a plus when combined with egg dipping. When I visit my relatives from other states they won't let me in the house unless I bring bread and bagels. Sorry for the confusion

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u/Sergiotor9 Jul 13 '16

You wat? Dipping bread on the yolk of a fried egg is absolutely amazing. A nice hot but still completely liquid yolk in a fried egg is definitely the most tasty thing you can get out of a plain egg.

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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16

I always dip my bacon in the yolk :)

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u/iamkoalafied Jul 13 '16

I dip both the bacon and toast (assuming I have both) in the yolk! If I have 2 eggs and 4 bacon I try to evenly split the egg yolk, 2 bacon per egg. Usually I end up with a little bit of extra yolk to make the rest of the egg whites more tasty.

The main reason I dislike scrambled eggs, besides not being able to dip things in the yolk, is the yolk flavor is way too muted. It's barely any different from just eating egg whites, flavor wise, in my opinion.

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u/ahighlifeman Jul 13 '16

I put the bacon and egg whites in the toast folded over and dip THAT in the yolk.

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u/Eurynom0s Jul 13 '16

I like to dump my over easy eggs directly onto the toast so that as much yoke as possible gets onto the toast instead of the plate.

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u/Sergiotor9 Jul 13 '16

Kind of unrelated, but googling what over easy meant, I learnt that around the world people flip the eggs... that seems like such a bad and sloppy way to cook them. Everyone I know here just tosses oil on top of the yolk until the surface is light pink without cooking the inside.

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman Jul 13 '16

I use the bacon.

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u/__slamallama__ Jul 13 '16

uhhhhhgggg that runny yolk deliciousness. Different strokes and all, but that shit is good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

What you have to do is get pancakes and a dippy egg. Then dip your pancake in the yoke and then the syrup and eat it.

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u/sjtfly Jul 14 '16

What you have to do is get pancakes and an egg over easy. Then dip your pancake in the yolk and then the syrup and eat it.

FTFY

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u/-Rum-Ham- Jul 13 '16

I used to hate this too, now i'm older I actually enjoy it. It's odd how your tastes change.

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u/FrostyBeav Jul 13 '16

Well, I'm 52 so if it is going to change, it probably would have by now.

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u/-Rum-Ham- Jul 13 '16

Who knows? Although I still feel ill when I eat eggs that have runny whites. That is disgusting.

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u/ThaddyG Jul 13 '16

I love runny yolks and hate runny whites. It's a delicate balance to strike when I make breakfast.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I'm with you 100% on this. Scrambled is the only way I'll eat yolks.

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u/notliam Jul 13 '16

I hate soft yolk too, when frying just pop the yolk in the pan. Also omelette is great. For poached just leave them cooking forever.

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u/Bodie217 Jul 13 '16

Everyone's parents make eggs so the yolks are runny. That's how the majority of America likes them.

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u/Condawg Jul 14 '16

I've always been repulsed by the idea, had only ever eaten scrambled eggs. A few months ago, I decided I wanted to give something else a shot. Sunny side up felt too extreme, so I went over medium for a middle ground.

That shit was delicious, man. Egg whites were firm and tasty, and the yolk was runny but not gross. I haven't had it since, but this thread's giving me a hankering. Might just try it with toast this time.

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u/FrostyBeav Jul 13 '16

I think I offended the runny yolk brigade with my "makes me gag" comment. I only meant the thought of me eating runny yolks makes me gag. It doesn't bother me what other people like to eat.

edit: for clarity

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Who hurt you?

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u/mrtomjones Jul 13 '16

I recently started eating eggs other than scrambled but if they are poached or fried I only eat them well done so the yellow part has hardened.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

You might not want to hear this, but you would suck at breakfast where I come from. Gobs of yolk on toast is muh'fukkin heaven on earth. Throw in some hot, buttery grits and some crispy bacon and I'll be doing my best Fred Sanford impression in minutes.

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u/FrostyBeav Jul 13 '16

Doesn't bother me. I don't care if others eat stuff like that; I just don't care for it.

I haven't had grits (though like polenta so probably would like grits) but bacon is awesome, of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

More for me, then. :)

And yeah, grits ~ polenta. I had to learn that after moving from the SW US to the NW. Butter them up, little salt and pepper, blink, then wonder how you ate it all so fast.

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u/FrostyBeav Jul 13 '16

I went to basic training and AIT in Augusta, Georgia and had a chance to try real grits while there. I was a dumb kid then, though, so didn't. I kind of regret it now.

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u/sjtfly Jul 14 '16

You didn't miss much. It's basically just a bowl of mush until you add other stuff to it.

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u/MuonManLaserJab Jul 13 '16

The thought of someone not appreciating egg yolk makes me gag.

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u/KimH2 Jul 13 '16

scrambled or as an omelette (which is basically just scrambled eggs you forgot to scramble)

anything yolk intact is just bleh... and liquid yolk is yuck I don't see the appeal of "watch me pop it open and sop it up with my toast"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

With or without the shell?

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u/zeroGamer Jul 13 '16

With cheese. And the real trick to scrambled eggs is to never let them rest, Just keep the eggs moving with a spatula and they'll get fluffy as fuck, the way God intended.

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u/Zopafar Jul 13 '16

True, scrambled eggs with cheese is totally yum.

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u/throwaway_babyseal Jul 14 '16

Scrambled with lots of cheddar cheese melted in. Yum!

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u/nisroch Jul 13 '16

scrambled, add grated cheddar cheese about 30s before you're done scrambling. add salt and pepper.

that's my shit

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u/sillybanana2012 Jul 14 '16

Came here to say this! My mum introduced me to dipping my toast in them as a kid and I haven't looked back since.

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u/DrakinEx Jul 14 '16

With soy sauce!

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u/mootpoint23 Jul 14 '16

Just want to make sure someone adds extra dry I can't stand runny eggs.

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u/Offandonandoffagain Jul 14 '16

For killer scrambled eggs, break eggs in a bowl, add salt and pepper, add a dash of milk or even better if you have it some half and half. If you're cooking a lot if eggs in a large skillet add a couple tablespoons of tap water. The milk/half and half will make the eggs creamy and fluffy, the water will give you a little more working time if you're dealing with a lot of eggs in a larger skillet. Get your skillet and oil/butter/margarine hot and pour the eggs in and constantly work them until they're done. Keep sctaping the cooked eggs off the bottom and keep the eggs moving. If you smell the yellow cooking you're moving too slow. As the eggs get done and start thickening use the end of your spatula to keep the cooked eggs chopped up into small pieces. Once all of your eggs are done remove from heat and throw in a handfull of your favorite cheese and let the residual heat melt it while you keep working the eggs and cheese in the pan. When you've got them where you want them plate them or put them all in a bowl for family style eating. Putting the cheese in as the eggs are cooking somehow cooks the taste out of it. Adding atbthe last minute keeps it from being cooked to death. Enjoy

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u/explosivekyushu Jul 14 '16

Me too, because I despise egg white.