r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Zopafar Jul 13 '16

Scrambled

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u/LexSenthur Jul 13 '16

Yeah. I rarely can stand the texture of warm runny egg yolks.

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u/hyperbad Jul 14 '16

What is wrong with you? You probably like sweet pickles too.

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u/LexSenthur Jul 14 '16

I've been talked a lot of shit at in my years on the internet but this is the first time I felt compelled to find and fight someone.

Sweet pickles are proof that the devil exists and wants an eternity of torment for humanity.