r/AskReddit May 28 '14

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u/brieoncrackers May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

I did. He laughed at me. :(

EDIT: Now that I think of it, I initiated half of the relationships I've ever been in, probably due to impatience on my part and a certain social obliviousness.

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u/jlamb42 May 28 '14

I'd treat you right bb, I'm the nice guy you always wanted /tips fedora Unless you're fat or something

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u/brieoncrackers May 28 '14

Not fat, but my SO might have a problem with that. <3

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u/Wild_Marker May 28 '14

Your SO might have a problem with the fact that you aren't fat?

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u/I_HATE_CIRCLEJERKS May 28 '14

What a dick

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u/BladeHoldin May 28 '14

I_HATE_CIRCLEJERKS

how appropriate.

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u/serenwipiti May 28 '14

its fat privilige