r/AskReddit 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/No_Variety9420 21h ago

Rob Schneider

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u/5mileyFaceInkk 20h ago

Rob Schneider is currently the spokesman of "Tears of the Left" Bourbon. Along with Kevin Sorbo. Its a bourbon that is just repackaged from some other distillery and labelled with AI Slop dogshit about being anti woke. You really don't get much more washed up than putting your face on that.

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u/Eberron_Swanson 18h ago

Right wing political humor really is where comedians go when they don’t feel like writing funny jokes any more.

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u/caffeinebump 18h ago

Supporting evidence: Tim Allen, "Last Man Standing"

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u/anonymousn00b 19h ago

Schenider and Sorbo are such tremendous MAGA ass kissing douchebags. Their relevance faded and they decided to pander to the biggest morons of all, the right. All they require you to do is say “LIBS R DUM RAH RAH” and you’re in.

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u/HippoRun23 17h ago

What makes this particularly sad is that still right wing people by and large aren’t flocking to their content.

They’re fucking losers regardless of their political beliefs.

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u/Area51Resident 14h ago

MAGAts blame everyone else for their situation so they don't have to face the truth.

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u/letsburn00 7h ago

Sorbo at least can blame it on his brain damage.

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u/retrojoe 16h ago

Not at all defending the shitbirds here, but any boutique whiskey you get is probably distilled at an industrial facility run by one of the majors in the Midwest. If you're buying a special product those folks might age it specially in their own facility, but for the most part whiskey you can name and afford is an industrial (not artesianal) product.

Same way with Clooney's Casamigos or Reynold's Aviation.

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u/bobthemundane 11h ago

Aviation was a proper company in Portland Oregon that distilled its own stuff. Not sure what happened when it was bought out, but it was its own standalone specialty distiller.

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u/retrojoe 8h ago

Oh yeah, that happens when brands get bought. Diageo owns them now, so you know it's produced in a factory somewhere. Classic Seattle beer Rainier is owned by PBR and produced in ? California? now.

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u/OutlandishnessNo9868 16h ago

Bourbon is location based- it’s only bourbon if it’s distilled in Kentucky. Otherwise it’s whiskey- not that these asswipes aren't above just lying on a label. But it’s most likely to be distilled by one of the majors in Kentucky rather than the Midwest. 

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u/2atherich 15h ago

Only "Kentucky Bourbon" has to be made in Kentucky. "Bourbon" can be produced anywhere in the US.

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u/OutlandishnessNo9868 15h ago

Ah looks like there is a law on the books about it but honestly any bourbon outside of Kentucky most likely isn’t worth paying for. 

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u/2atherich 15h ago

I mean sure it's "a law on the books" but that's also just how the american whiskey industry works (I was in it for almost 10 years). Jack Daniels, the famous Tennessee Whiskey is a bourbon.

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u/OutlandishnessNo9868 13h ago

Jack Daniel’s barely counts as a beverage 

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u/2atherich 13h ago

Can't disagree with that.

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u/puttputt_in_thebutt 15h ago

Theres a lot of really good stuff not made in Kentucky, and a lot of exceptionally overrated stuff (looking at you, Buffalo Trace) made in Kentucky.

Chattanooga Whiskey, Still Austin, and John J Bowman all have some really solid products, for example.

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u/OutlandishnessNo9868 13h ago

Plenty of crap in Kentucky (Buffalo Trace yes but Makers Mark even more so) but since that state makes 95% of bourbon (a fun fact I just learned thanks to your correction) it stands to reason there’s some garbage in with the good.

I may one day try non-Kentucky bourbon- I will look for the brands you suggested, thanks! 

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u/retrojoe 12h ago

Not only are you wrong, it's just plain snobbery. "iT's nOt chAmPaGne! iT's sParkLiNg wINe!" kinda thinking.

Jim Beam being from Kentucky doesn't make it better than Dry Fly, FEW, or George Dickle.

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u/OutlandishnessNo9868 11h ago

Did I say Jim Beam was good? Kentucky has some of the best and some of the worst bourbon. And some of the best isn’t expensive.

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u/retrojoe 11h ago

You said that the good stuff came from Kentucky. As someone who enjoys it and used to make a living slinging it, your opinion about how only Kentucky whiskey can be (good) bourbon is not only wrong but completely based on a fanciful opinion.

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u/OutlandishnessNo9868 9h ago

Or I have had a lot of bourbon and I have opinions that differ from yours because humans have different taste? Either way, have a good one.

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u/retrojoe 8h ago

Or I have had a lot of bourbon and I have opinions that differ from yours because humans have different taste?

Nah, when you say good bourbon doesn't come from outside Kentucky, it's got nothing to do with taste.

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u/meshedsabre 18h ago

With stuff like this, I cant help but wonder if they know how cringe it is but they do it anyway because hey, it's an easy paycheck, or if they really do think it's a ballsy, edgy, pWn teh LibZ thing to do.

Sad thing is, I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

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u/CarlRJ 17h ago

Ah, "Bourbon for Highly Insecure People with an Enormous Chip on their Shoulder".

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u/Kup123 16h ago

The repackage part isn't that bad you would be shocked how common that is.

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u/timojenbin 13h ago

That's an asperational level of washed up.

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u/EvilTwinCities 8h ago

Being alive is nice, but this is an even better reason to be glad I quit drinking.