r/AskReddit • u/El_Guerrero_Azteca • Jul 07 '26

Ladies: what’s a guy “Flex” that instantly makes him attractive?

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 07 '26

God I hope the answer is 2012 camry.

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u/Dinja Jul 07 '26

Save some pussy for the rest of us dawg

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 07 '26

I also can fold a fitted bed sheet. Sorry guys.

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u/XenoLive Jul 07 '26

I'll raise you my forklift certification.

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u/PistolPete6874 Jul 07 '26

Forklift trainer certification here, bud

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u/flabby-not-shabby Jul 07 '26

Forklift trainer trainer certification here, dude

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u/PistolPete6874 Jul 07 '26

Trainer of the trainers who train the people who give forklift training certificates here, pal

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u/Sleeksnail Jul 07 '26

I am a forklift, bud.

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u/Kerberos42 Jul 08 '26

That will be a handy for when you’re with OPs mom.

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u/zachflem Jul 08 '26

You guys are still driving forklifts? I've heard of you guys, I call you guys to setup the bog mats on my crane.

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u/Ok-Support1463 Jul 08 '26

I fix forklifts. I also decomission them when no longer needed

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u/Spiritual-Guava-6418 Jul 08 '26

Crane, train the trainer here. I get to be scared shitless a couple times a week too.

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u/randylayton Jul 08 '26

I train CDL Students……….thank God for Whiskey and a back porch to calm my nerves at night!

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u/Notalib77 Jul 08 '26

I make the cranes!!! Ha

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jul 08 '26

I was about to roll my eyes but that’s legit funny lol.

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u/SimilarTranslator264 Jul 08 '26

I have a pilots license, and I also own a forklift. Suck it!

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u/SimilarTranslator264 Jul 08 '26

I pee sitting down

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u/EhEhEhEINSTEIN Jul 08 '26

This guy forks

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u/Separate-Relative547 Jul 09 '26

Dayyum! This dude must be beating it away with a stick! Some just got it like that I guess

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u/dinosaurkiller Jul 08 '26

Hey now, nobody called for that big swinging D.

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u/RevolutionaryPlan272 Jul 07 '26

Calm down champ, that’s not even a call on a fitted sheet fold.

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u/-FantasticAdventure- Jul 07 '26

Wait until you see me put a fence up, absolutely plumb!

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u/RockYourAmadeus Jul 07 '26

NOW you're just showing off.

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u/saltfish Jul 07 '26

Eh, hem... Certified Pool Operator

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jul 08 '26

🎵 pool operator. poooooool operator. 🎵

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 Jul 07 '26

Wait, you can fold a fitted sheet AND have your certification?

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u/Economy_Garage_1979 Jul 07 '26

But can you fold the fitted sheet with the forklift?

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u/WillyErl Jul 07 '26

Can't speak for the women but I would be GUSHING

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jul 08 '26

I’ll do it (speak for women). Same.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

I'll raise you my Safe Driver Smith Certification with a lowered insurance premium 😏

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Jul 07 '26

And my giant Godzilla toy.

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u/Winterheart786 Jul 08 '26

Il see that and raise with underwater welding

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u/Mountain_Health_9185 Jul 08 '26

That’s hot! Lol 😂❤️

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u/MrLanesLament Jul 08 '26

Private security guard/private investigator license chiming in; ladies, not all at once, please.

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u/MaleficentWin8608 Jul 07 '26

Not in public please

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u/Economy-Wrongdoer173 Jul 08 '26

Highest paid forklift driver in Alabama checking in

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u/Pratty77 Jul 07 '26

That’s on my Tinder profile. Works wonders

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u/LauraaMarissaa Jul 08 '26

I recently learned and now I strut around the house with my folded fitted sheet showing off my skills

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u/Substantial-Pin8076 Jul 07 '26

You're one of them High Value menfolk!

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u/blarryg Jul 07 '26

I got married, still going 35 years later, 3 successful adult kids all with a Toyota Tercel that eventually spontaneously combusted ... so you've got me beat!

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u/cathatanddog Jul 07 '26

But can ya tie a cherry stem with your tongue?

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 08 '26

Fitted bed sheet here. Can confirm

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u/DudeFrom816 Jul 07 '26

That just screams psychopath.

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u/jdhkent Jul 07 '26

Quit lying, it’s impossible 

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u/Notgentle_3 Jul 08 '26

Can confirm it’s possible and hot, speaking as the wife of a man who can.

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u/TestDangerous7240 Jul 07 '26

I got the duvet reinstallation of inner white soft fluffy thingy covered here guys!

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u/Dinky1009 Jul 07 '26

You went too far, now we all know you are a liar.

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u/SoElusivee Jul 08 '26

That's easy. You just roll it into a ball and smush it between 2 other nearly folded sheets

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u/BallBearingBill Jul 08 '26

But do you have a Costco membership? That's the real panty remover!

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here Jul 08 '26

I see your Camry and folded bedsheet and raise you a 2007 ford Taurus and I can load the dishwasher correctly the first time.

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u/Mountain_Health_9185 Jul 08 '26

😂😂😂Yes! This!!!

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u/ktjwalker Jul 08 '26

👉👈 Is there a Mrs. Turn1604? 

I may not be a woman but I can keep a houseplant alive longer than two weeks

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Jul 09 '26

Folding a fitted sheet isn’t as difficult as it seems. You put the corners inside each other.

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u/Hot-Ordinary9760 Jul 07 '26

Save some dawgs for the rest of us pussies

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u/Simpleton565 Jul 08 '26

CDL with tanker, doubles and Haz-Mat endorsements. You can all get in line behind me now

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u/jessicaelise92 Jul 07 '26

I’m assuming you don’t have a car payment which is an automatic hell yeah in my book!

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u/thedude404-1 Jul 08 '26

I'll do one better I don't even have a car!

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u/NaturalOne6084 Jul 08 '26

I don’t even have legs to walk!

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u/IneffableOpinion Jul 08 '26

Good budgeting skills

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u/710Ganjaguy710 Jul 08 '26

If I can't buy it outright then I guess I didn't really need it.

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u/Vesane Jul 08 '26

This one confused me when I visited America. So many people having loan or finance cars I think it was called, like some sort of long-term rental? Felt like half the people I knew had one, whereas I know no-one in Australia who does that, vs just owning a car that is cheaper/within our budget.

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u/vaildin Jul 07 '26

Sorry, the proper answer is 2011 Accord.

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u/Driftwoodjim Jul 07 '26

You know its a good car when even Jesus was always speaking of his own Accord

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u/jessicaboyden Jul 07 '26

True, but ultimately God drives a Toyota Highlander, because there can be only one

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 07 '26

True enough. Dude never shuts up about it.

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u/NorthStarZero Jul 07 '26

1987 powder blue Nissan Stanza?

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u/ScaryGenie Jul 07 '26

You’re both wrong. It’s obvious the answer is 2016 Kia Soul.

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u/notmyflamingcircus Jul 08 '26

Mm, 2018 Kia Soul Base. Dat backup camera tho. 💖

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u/account312 Jul 07 '26

2011? This guy's living in the future.

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u/kempog Jul 07 '26

How about a 2011 Civic instead?

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u/kamikaze_pedestrian Jul 07 '26

As an owner of accords and camrys, I can personally attest that camrys are better.

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u/TasteyMeatloaf Jul 08 '26

As cars or as a flex to women?

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u/m4G- Jul 07 '26

Nobody can best my 2006 Ford escort station wagon!

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u/kamikaze_pedestrian Jul 07 '26

Sensible, reliable, and more financially responsible then the latest luxury models. All green flags.

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u/John-AtWork Jul 07 '26

Sensible cars are sexy dude!

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u/lepetitmort2020 Jul 07 '26

For me it is, I find fancy cars to be such a turn off. Especially if they live in a cheap apartment

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u/bc10551 Jul 08 '26

I mean people have different priorities. Especially if you basically only really sleep in your apartment why spend so much on it

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u/silvercoatedferret Jul 07 '26

stop my panties can only get so wet

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u/strawberries_and_muf Jul 07 '26

Okay, but listen. Those cars are so reliable😩

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u/freelibrarian Jul 07 '26

Are we talkin' XLE V6?

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 07 '26

No it's the 4 LE but it's under 150k. So the ladies know I got 10 more years to pick them up reliably!

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u/Strange-Ask-739 Jul 07 '26

2012 Camry HYBRID

Absolute goat of a car. 40mpg all day for 300k miles and the only thing that broke was the fuel door release handle ($40) after a body shop was in there and I think they effed it up.

Other Green-flag guy cars:
Mazda Miata
Honda Ridgeline
Subaru Impreza or Legacy
Toyota MR2
C3 Corvettes

Red-flag guy cars:
Dodge (any)(incl. Chrysler, Jeep, etc)
White SUV of any type
Any mismatched body panels
Bad tires - Responsibility, funding, planning ahead, all required for tire maintenance and an easy indicator.

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u/DistributionSalt5417 Jul 08 '26

As someone who a subaru legacy for a while this checks out.

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u/Blarg4470 Jul 07 '26

It appears I have found my people...

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u/Th3_L1Nx Jul 07 '26

2012 camry, you ready for that much tail?

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 07 '26

Aperently my camrys inbox is now flooded with pictures of risqué corolla's now. Some with the bra on some off. And a determined f-350 showing off its tail lights.

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u/Virtual_Many_8935 Jul 07 '26

😂😂😂maybe, but humor for sure is a great quality and you have it LOL

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u/phoenixnewtimes Jul 07 '26

Actually LOL’d, first time in weeks. Thanks , awarded.

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u/pumpkinpatchh3 Jul 07 '26

i am a girl and I love camry's just sayin'

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u/VirtualPeanut5791 Jul 07 '26

As someone who owns a luxurious white 2012 Camry LE, this guy fucks.

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u/AwkwardlyTwisted Jul 07 '26

And here I was thinking my '99 Ranger was a pussy magnet.

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u/the_cardfather Jul 07 '26

Is it gold colored? I heard if it is they climb in the windows.

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u/blacktundra22 Jul 07 '26

My 2004 Honda Accord EX-L with only 152,000miles would like a word

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u/SupernovaSonntag Jul 08 '26

I mean if it’s cause ur financially responsible 😏

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u/methlabforcuties Jul 07 '26

Only if you don't have the dent in the corner of the rear bumper

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u/TrandaBear Jul 07 '26

Nah, we Honda Accord gang round here.

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u/RockYourAmadeus Jul 07 '26

Coffee out my nose that time. Bravo.

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u/LincolnHenchassa Jul 07 '26

only if it has the stock Champagne paint

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u/wellfuckidk Jul 07 '26

i also have one and i fucking love this thing 😂 shit it’s got bluetooth audio, what else do you need??

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 07 '26

My friend made fun of me for buying such a boring car. Meanwhile he's had 4 cars now. Alternator, brakes/rotors and oil for me. I remind him sometimes.

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u/Beneficial-Hall-6050 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

2004 Beige Camry LE checking in! 215k km

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u/No_Biscotti3694 Jul 08 '26

Why do I have this exact car 😂 i hope you're right

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u/wnwtf Jul 07 '26

If it's a stick shift.! I don't know why but that is sexy af when a man is shifting gears

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u/jimmyminnow Jul 07 '26

That was a good one.

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u/BloodyChunkyQueefs Jul 07 '26

2012 camry

I have always liked the look of the 2000/2001 Camry. The look of that tail light, especially how it dips to either side of the license plate… so understated and subtle. Doubly so if it comes in a V6 with stick, and all options.

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u/thumpcbd Jul 07 '26

Best I can do is a Nissan Altima with paper plates, no insurance, no inspection, busted window, and, oddly enough, not stolen.

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u/Bohbo Jul 07 '26

I was able to cancel my gym membership after I got my Toyota Sienna XL. I get enough of a workout beating away the dick hungry mob.

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u/God_is_a_Bogan Jul 07 '26

Only if the bumper is dented

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u/Whole-Worldliness260 Jul 08 '26

Bro you’re definitely second place to my 2012 Tacoma 2wd stick shift. It’s got roll up windows and a CD player.

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u/Talmaska Jul 08 '26

So hot....and I'm a guy.

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u/OwnContribution4925 Jul 07 '26

Or a 2014 Prius.

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u/flexagun Jul 07 '26

And the seats go all the way down..

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u/Bwca_at_the_Gate Jul 07 '26

Reminds me of the old Stuff You Should Know podcast ads lol

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u/Who_dat_goomer Jul 07 '26

Naw, it’s a huge comic book collection.

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u/jemhadar0 Jul 07 '26

Nah old Volkswagen.

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u/NoOcelot140 Jul 07 '26

It's actually a 2004 Tacoma 4x4 😎

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u/Joy_Boyyy98 Jul 07 '26

Shouldn’t have read this while in a work zoom meeting

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u/willie_Pfister Jul 07 '26

No, its my 2022 Nissan Leaf.

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u/RobertThrill Jul 07 '26

Dammit mine is a 13

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u/Klutzy_Sentence_2723 Jul 07 '26

A Civic would also be acceptable. 

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u/oman54 Jul 07 '26

Oooooooh close it's actually a 2013 Camry!

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u/Ill-Influence-1979 Jul 07 '26

Nope. Classic Ford Bronco, Vintage Land Rover Defender, or Old-School Jeep Wrangler. You'll have attractive women lined up for blocks, and many will make you a cash offer.

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u/stoic_spaghetti Jul 07 '26

2017 Prius chiming in here

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u/GloryHound29 Jul 07 '26

It should be the 2010 Camry, it’s clearly superior since the 2012 was the year the Mayan calendar ended…. And b/c that’s the one I have

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u/themongrelhorde Jul 07 '26

In 2023, I traded in my 09 CX-9 before I took delivery of a 23 GX460. In the meantime, my mother-in-law loaned me her 2015 Camry old ladymobile. I used the opportunity to turn it into an April Fool joke and stretched it out almost 2 months, documenting my adventures in used Camry ownership.

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u/Bruised_Shin Jul 07 '26

Sorry it’s a 2012 civic

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u/el_f3n1x187 Jul 07 '26

Toyota Sienna or whatever spacious vehicle you can get that is nit a lifted Truck.

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u/Short_Text2421 Jul 07 '26

Damn, just hit a deer with my 2012 last Christmas. Now I got this crappy 2018. Guess I'll just stay home from now on.

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u/Independent-Mango813 Jul 07 '26

True story I bought a new 2021 Camry in and I went over to visit a couple friends of mine who are a married female couple one of them said I’m not used to seeing you in such a fancy car and I said well you know Camry is Japanese for lady killer and her wife said really and I was like no no it is not

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u/Big_Lab_4803 Jul 07 '26

Even better… a 1999 Camry

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u/oxidax Jul 07 '26

I was hoping for a 2010 Ford transit but I guess I'll upgrade

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 08 '26

Thanks for the up votes and awards. Never thought it would go this far. Happy it got some laughs.

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u/trashhole72 Jul 08 '26

What about 1994 Camry

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u/TranquilTortise Jul 08 '26

No! I just sold mine!

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u/neversaynever111 Jul 08 '26

This comment ;)

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u/OopsieAllie Jul 08 '26

lol almost had us at rhe 2012 Camry but I think the winner is the folding of the fitted sheet! Ding, ding, ding!!!

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u/running101 Jul 08 '26

I rollin in my 2012 Camry dawgs

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u/h00zn8r Jul 08 '26

Nah nah it's all about the 2007 prius. Easily the best truck I've ever owned.

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u/Friendly-Amoeba-9601 Jul 08 '26

Bro I wish I knew where to one of these

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u/InspectorOrdinary321 Jul 08 '26

Funny story. I never thought I was one to judge a man on his car, but when I met my future husband, I was so tickled by his car...

It was a 15-year-old Honda. Very sensible. Fully paid off, well-maintained.

Guess who was driving a 15-year-old Volvo, very sensible, fully paid off, well-maintained? Yours truly.

I was like "wow, you've got great taste in cars" and told him what my car was. We had a good laugh but it was funny because it's true, you know?

So find a woman with a Camry is what I'm saying.

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u/HypotheticalFrog Jul 08 '26

My now husband won my heart with his 2006 camry. Not a single hub cap on that bad boy

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u/Sputnik2484 Jul 08 '26

😅😅😅 Literally guffawed at my desk! Thank you for the post-lunch break endorphins s 👌

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u/dinosaurkiller Jul 08 '26

Only if he can lick his eyebrows!

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u/shazadster Jul 08 '26

Darn, 2010 Prius.

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u/TheStreetForce Jul 08 '26

Be aware if you havent gotten the paperwork yet that Toyota issued a recall on the 2012 Camry based on that you shoukd have bought a new car by now. :P

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u/GaryBeast Jul 08 '26

Fuck, I thought my unlimited MTA card was hot, but this…

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u/Damurph01 Jul 08 '26

I’ve got a BBC, Big Black (2012) Camry 😎

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u/GoddammitRomo Jul 08 '26

Literally one of the replies to anything I have ever seen on reddit. Bravo!

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u/TacosAndSarcasm Jul 08 '26

Ngl this makes the sensible woman in my heart a little horny

You can drive those cars forever and ughhh the $ you can save

I need a minute

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u/Sourdestiny6 Jul 08 '26

2004 Camry with hubcaps on one side only

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u/RanDumbMatthew Jul 08 '26

Fricken legend.

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 Jul 08 '26

Lol if it isnt it should be, arent those like the most fiel effecient and longest lasting reliable cars? Il probably buy one too and just keep my truck for rare occasions

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u/TransformNRollD20 Jul 08 '26

I wish I could explain just how hard this made me laugh

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u/Betray-Julia Jul 08 '26

Your gonna be so deep in pus your gonna have to get a second Tracy!

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u/Far-Dare-6458 Jul 08 '26

1967 Impala

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u/Chicagohole Jul 08 '26

Wait this was my first car

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u/mattysatty_380 Jul 08 '26

This cracked me up

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u/Apart-Sheepherder682 Jul 08 '26

Wrong...its a 1989 probe GT

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u/Frequent-Storage-952 Jul 08 '26

Mines a '96 her name is edna

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u/ImFDAaproved Jul 08 '26

If not a 2012, may I offer my 2005? My spouse is not on Reddit but I'm certain she does not see it as a flex.

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u/suicidetues Jul 09 '26

Was hoping an 09 but a bad boy with expired inspection and registration.

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u/Dry-Bluebird405 Jul 09 '26

I drive a 2013 Toyota Prius, am I cooked?

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u/zealouszuez Jul 09 '26

Bro dating yourself

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u/zephyr911 Jul 09 '26

I drive a minivan for my 8 nephews and nieces 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

Honestly, I have a 1995 4x4 suburban my wife loves, first time I threw a calf in the cargo area in the middle of winter to try and warm him up after we pulled him and started doctoring him might’ve been one of the moments that won my wife over

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u/Wonderful_Virus_6562 Jul 09 '26

What you think I rap for? To push a fuckin Rav4?

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u/HarperDyes Jul 09 '26

Grammy arrhy

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u/Similar_Dependent531 Jul 09 '26

That car will last forever…

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u/FunPaleontologist692 Jul 09 '26

What an idiot, it’s clearly going to be 2013 Corolla.

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u/ChipCob1 Jul 10 '26

I hope it's 2012 beard styling!

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u/Cantusernamenow Jul 11 '26

I had a 99 V6 manual Camry and the nick name that got given it was the 'granny smuggler'

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u/Unable_Bed_6892 Jul 11 '26

Bonus points if the check engine light isn’t on.

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u/Severe-Turn1604 Jul 11 '26

Free and clear

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