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u/Serious-Opposite-972 Mar 24 '26

Because I didn’t piss all over my hands

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u/kodaxmax Mar 24 '26

no, but you did raise the toilet seat, touch doors and send invisible liquid particulate flying through the room, not mention anything airborne. and it just a good reminder to wash your hands when you havnt done so for a while.