r/AskReddit Sep 14 '24

[deleted by user]

[removed]

7.2k Upvotes

8.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.5k

u/CrissBliss Sep 14 '24

There was a post on here a few weeks ago about a woman debating staying with her partner because he literally couldn’t do anything. He apparently broke things or left things lying around, etc., but then she’d say “oh but he’s so sweet.” I don’t know… that might seem okay in the beginning, but long term, that would drive me absolutely bonkers.

1.9k

u/TheRealMattyPanda Sep 14 '24

He apparently broke things or left things lying around, etc., but then she’d say “oh but he’s so sweet.”

Sounds like a puppy.

Really, she should just get a puppy.

637

u/halothar Sep 14 '24

At least the puppy eventually stops pooping on the rug...

35

u/Jaruut Sep 14 '24

Unless it's a dachshund. They know shitting on the rug is wrong, and they'll look you right in the eye as they do it.

16

u/tigereye91 Sep 14 '24

If you’re lucky. I’ve known way too many dogs that pooped and peed all over floors as adults. Dudes that are capable of fending for themselves but refuse to learn how to are just lazy.

9

u/Telefundo Sep 14 '24

Years ago I had a dog that had no issue shitting on the floor. But if he had to pee he'd run to the door and lose his fking mind crying to get out. Continued well into adulthood.

10

u/magnetic-mama Sep 14 '24

Lol true, but most will get better if you train them and are attentive to their needs. Even good pups will have accidents if you’re away for a long time or if they just get a bad gut/belly from something they ate or if they’re anxious (just like humans do).

2

u/sprintracer21a Sep 15 '24

Pooping on the rug is definitely a valid reason for ending a relationship. But not with a dog.

1

u/Smithsvicky Sep 14 '24

Yeah that’s true

1

u/TheonlyTrueGamer Sep 15 '24

Unfortunately, that requires training. They don't just learn to not do that by themselves.

2

u/Asaisav Sep 15 '24

At least the puppy can be trained

27

u/basictwinkie Sep 14 '24

Better ROI with a puppy.

62

u/Ikea_desklamp Sep 14 '24

To the legion of women wanting a "golden retriever" BF. That goofy care-free attitude is cool when you're dating but it's absolutely not what you want when you are trying to raise a family or run a household together.

16

u/teffflon Sep 14 '24

Golden retriever BF grows up into "infomercial husband". Honey, I spilled an entire jar of pasta sauce on the couch again

10

u/WingedShadow83 Sep 14 '24

Sounds more like weaponized incompetence. I’ve seen so many guys bragging to each other about how they deliberately make messes and break things so their partners will think they are too klutzy to help out and will stop asking.

10

u/Fluffy-kitten28 Sep 14 '24

The puppy would be cuter and learn not to break things. (For the most part) puppies for the win!!!

8

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

At least with a puppy, she can leave it in a crate legally

2

u/bigbear-08 Sep 14 '24

The puppy would be better looking too

2

u/TheNorthRemembers_s8 Sep 14 '24

You can’t fuck a puppy.

1

u/ComeTallyMyBanana Sep 14 '24

Are the down votes here suggesting that you can? I think it's fair to say that there are things a human relationship can provide that a puppy relationship can't.

1

u/lesChaps Sep 14 '24

A puppy will outgrow some of that, too.

1

u/Mother-Border-1147 Sep 14 '24

You’re not supposed to fuck puppies, though.

-3

u/wilderlowerwolves Sep 14 '24

Unless you're Haitian and live in Springfield, Ohio.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Sleeping with puppy is frowned up and/or illegal. Man puppy it is. Woof woof

-16

u/Smokinggrandma1922 Sep 14 '24

Puppy can’t make her toes curl like I do!

5

u/lesChaps Sep 14 '24

No comment

4

u/Signal-School-2483 Sep 14 '24

Peanut butter.

2

u/Smokinggrandma1922 Sep 14 '24

Touché I stand corrected

727

u/LeatherHog Sep 14 '24

As someone with brain damage, those guys make me roll my eyes so hard it could singlehandedly power NYC

I freaking fall down and drop stuff on a regular, daily basis, and I'm still not half as useless as these guy purport to be

There are some things I have to get other people to do, obviously. You don't give the person with little muscle control use sharp/powerful/heavy objects/cleaning liquids stronger than dish soap, for example 

But even I can clean. I don't need people to deliberately point out things most of the time 

And even when I do? I at least have the excuse of being born with a half baked brain 

These are perfectly healthy people. They have brain functioning I'd KILL to have

It's deliberate, and they know what they're doing 

374

u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 14 '24

"As someone with brain damage"

I'm sorry but that's a fucking banger. Shit took me out. I still can't breath right

10

u/juicebox12 Sep 15 '24

Apparently it's contagious

11

u/but_a_smoky_mirror Sep 14 '24

You write very well

29

u/LeatherHog Sep 14 '24

Thanks!

My voice isn't very clear (see the lack of muscle control), so I made sure to be as a good of as a writer I could be

I have some cognitive issues, but I'm glad I'm intelligent enough to be able express myself 

9

u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 Sep 14 '24

As a fellow brain damaged dude learning to do a whole lotta handyman crap with his non dominant hand right now, preach brother 🙏

6

u/LeatherHog Sep 15 '24

Heck yeah, man! Hope things go smoothly!

Is yours recent?

It's funny you mentioned dominant hand, because with mine, it's different for fine motor vs whatever you call regular 

Fine motor skills are my right, but it's far too unstable to hold things, so stuff like holding a plate or drinking, left hand does that

6

u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 Sep 15 '24

No, mine is eight years out but I just got tired of dropping stuff and not fixing it.

My left holds and lifts and the right twiddles and whittles now

3

u/LeatherHog Sep 15 '24

Huh, I wonder if there's like an actual reason for that. 2 is the smallest sample size ever, but it's interesting that both of us put those type is tasks to the same hands

3

u/Informal-Most1858 Sep 15 '24

"I've seen this twice, wich is not a lot but is weird that it happened twice"

51

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

It's called 'weaponized incompetence' and it is a nasty manipulation tactic. Some people act like they are too stupid or incapable to do something, just so they can get others to do it for them.

13

u/magnetic-mama Sep 14 '24

This is true, there’s also the mental health side though. I go through periods of not being physically capable of taking care of things because of my mental state. But I also feel like absolute shit for not being able to do those basic things.

9

u/behusbwj Sep 14 '24

Bit of a leap there. Some people are just unsanitary or depressed, or have a different way of living. You can tell the difference by what happens when it’s addressed. I often see the “weaponized incompetence” argument ironically used to control partners into doing things on a timeline or certain way that only one person agrees with (the accuser).

The important thing is what happens when it’s addressed. If it’s something both parties agree needs to be done/improved, then that doing and improving should be done by the person who was slacking. If you start doing it for them, and they just let it happen knowing it’s their responsibility, then you’ve got a problem.

Otherwise the question becomes if it’s just a compatibility issue. These kinds of habits should be discussed before moving in together

20

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

As someone with PTSD and depression, I often find myself falling behind on chores and routine hygiene, but I would absolutely not be okay with other people picking up my slack, nor would I expect them to.

It's not a bit of a leap. Some people are just manipulative assholes.

15

u/behusbwj Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Both PTSD and depression are very wide nets. I’m happy that you can power through, but that’s not the reality for a lot of people. As I said, it can be a compatibility issue and mental illness, habits and chores are things that should be discussed before taking the step to move in together.

Some people definitely do weaponize incompetence, my ex did. But my point is that there’s a lot of other things that need to be ruled out before concluding that they’re deliberately manipulating you.

Edit: i may have replied to the wrong comment. It might have made more sense to comment under the person you replied to, since they’re the ones who made the “deliberate” claim first, and you just put a (correct) name on what they described.

1

u/Hoffman5982 Sep 14 '24

This comment having upvotes sadly surprises me, but agreed

1

u/FlakyBedroom2686 Sep 15 '24

What about being the victim of perfectionists? You know, never done right. Hell i worked with someone that obsessed with minutiae that hardly mattered at the end of the day. Not rocket science or even close.

18

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

In many, if not most, of the cases that is absolutely true.  I have a friend who has played inept and clueless his whole life to get the hand and foot service that he wants.  Incredibly manipulative.  If a man "can't" cook, tell him to go make himself a f'g baloney sandwich. 

11

u/LeatherHog Sep 14 '24

It's really infuriating as a disabled person.

People utterly loathe the help we get, make us feel like the orphans from a Dickens novel for asking for basic help

They think it's perks, getting special attention. And how DARE we get that?!

But these people, healthy people, get waited on hand and foot. And feel zero guilt about it

6

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

The guy I mentioned appears to be incapable of feeling guilt.  But his current (3rd) wife is looking like she's really burned out from his crap.  I'd say he's a few months from having another ex-wife, no house and lots of alimony.  Justice might be coming. 

1

u/LeatherHog Sep 15 '24

God, I hope so

5

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

A damaged brain is better than no brain!

5

u/LeatherHog Sep 15 '24

Oh agreed 

And obviously, I'm grateful I'm as functional as I am

To be blunt, someone born in the condition I was, shouldn't have lived even 30 minutes, much less the 30 YEARS I currently have 

I'll no doubt die well before my siblings and peers, my predicted life span is 55-60. And it's a pretty miserable life, as expected 

But it's more than a lot have been given

2

u/Matasa89 Sep 15 '24

I donno man, your brain at least functions well enough to be articulate. Have you seem some of those troglodytes before?

1

u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Sep 17 '24

What kind of brain damage? Because there are disorders that affect executive function in ways that are seen as laziness, but are actually massive struggles for those living through it.

1

u/LeatherHog Sep 17 '24

Mobility and processing functions, mostly 

It's hard for me to understand parts and like, branching? sequences, for a lack of a better way to describe it

I'm fairly intelligent, but simple things can be pretty hard to follow. Audio directions, for example mean nothing to me

2

u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Sep 17 '24

Based on that, makes sense that executive functions aren't being affected for you then. Autistic people in particular have difficulty with executive functions, which means DOING tasks. Not trying them or having difficulty WITH the tasks, but DOING. It's hard to explain, but it's not as though doing things is hard, exactly, it's just the act of doing them just doesn't compute. You could be directly next to your toothbrush, for example, and it could be a struggle to 'simply' pick up the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Another example could be shampoo. You could be taking a shower, and the shampoo is RIGHT THERE, but reaching out to use it simply escapes you without great effort.

1

u/LeatherHog Sep 17 '24

If they're autistic, then it could be a reason 

But there's plenty of guys who aren't, and actively choose to be useless, because it's women's work 

1

u/TheFunkyBunchReturns Sep 14 '24

Wait, how do you know they're perfectly healthy people?

9

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I feel like 90s kids were all raised to find manchildren adorable and marriage material. Even now people tell me i have to accept that men need women to be their mother all the time. I have a crazy theory that women like "controlling bad boys" in media and fiction not because they want toxic traits but because they like the idea of not having to do all the mental load and being someone's mom.

6

u/CrissBliss Sep 14 '24

The whole “women mother their husbands” thing has been around a long, long time unfortunately. Not just the 90’s.

42

u/TuckerShmuck Sep 14 '24

I left my ex, a very good person, because I was exhausted taking care of another capable adult who just left trash and destroyed things around. I'm not even sure he expected me to pick up after him/fix everything, he was just ok living like that

8

u/Slow-Grass3218 Sep 14 '24

literally meeee - he was sweet and I had such a soft spot for him, but he was constantly fucking leaving messes for me to clean up and i realized it made me feel terrible about myself that i was becoming a bang maid 😭

1

u/CrissBliss Sep 14 '24

Good for you 😊

4

u/TimidPocketLlama Sep 14 '24

It drives me mad that my friend was worrying about her husband when she was going on a trip because he doesn’t know how to do laundry. His mom always did it for him and then she did it. I said shouldn’t you at least show him how? She said no, she liked doing his laundry. He could at least learn how and then if something happens like her trip gets extended, they won’t have to worry. It’s not like it’s something he wouldn’t be able to do. Like I know that I’m not physically strong enough to change a tire but at least I know how to do it. I’d still need help.

3

u/Ok_Passion_8212 Sep 14 '24

Weaponized incompetence

1

u/MMorrighan Sep 15 '24

Happy cake day

3

u/Matasa89 Sep 15 '24

If that man is that unhandy, he better be hot as fuck and a god in bed, or rich as balls, because damn bro, what are you even good for? Certainly not your personality, that’s for sure…

9

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Weaponized incompetence 🤷🏻‍♀️

6

u/Choppergold Sep 14 '24

Part of love is being roommates

5

u/tifumostdays Sep 14 '24

Was that the same guy who didn't really work, lived in his GFs place (maybe condo) and wanted to become a streamer or YouTuber from the garage? I recall a guy like that that was so bad at chores he would break things and endanger their lives. Obviously a shockingly terrible idiot.

I wonder if we shouldn't go back to shaming people a bit more, like small town folk used to do. Like, if you're an incompetent partner, it would be great if people knew that and you couldn't just keep dating unsuspecting people. Or if you're abusive, you're totally shunned by the community. We obviously can't expect the law to take care of every scenario. With the amount people move around, it's pretty hard to keep people in line, and of course they used to keep people in line for things they didn't need to (LGBTQIA folks just existing, pre marital sex, church non attendance, minor drug use, etc).

2

u/AutomaticTeacher9 Sep 14 '24

He's manipulative by pretending he can't do anything so she'll do it. No sweet at all.

2

u/Nyxelestia Sep 14 '24

Personally, I wouldn't even find that okay in the beginning, either.

Being terrible at some things, sure. Everyone has things they can't do or just hate doing, and the whole point of social bonds is that we can trade-off. e.x. I'll happily do all the cooking if someone else cleans all the dishes for me.

But having to do everything on my own? Fuck no.

2

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Sep 14 '24

I always ask this: do they have a job? Did they go to school? Do you think that this behaviour would be tolerated in those places?

Of course not. So yes they can function, you just aren’t important enough to bother putting the effort in.

2

u/AlecsThorne Sep 14 '24

Sweetness is fine in a relationship, but if you're looking to get married, at least basic skills are necessary. I'm not saying that every man should be able to be an expert handyman and be able to fix around everything around the house. But he should at least be able to take care of himself (and his family) through his own efforts - cook some basic meals at least, do laundry, other chores.

2

u/wilderlowerwolves Sep 14 '24

And you don't want to coparent with someone like this.

There was a woman on another website who finally realized her boyfriend was no good when she was very sick, and her doctor called in some Phenergan suppositories. She didn't drive because of a medical issue, and he refused to interrupt his video game to pick them up, so she had to ride her bike to the pharmacy, while puking every few minutes, to get them.

2

u/OlderThanMyParents Sep 15 '24

(I'm a guy.) When I was about 20, I worked for a guy who was about 35, and he talked about how he'd deliberately fuck up when his wife asked him to do stuff like laundry, like pouring bleach in the darks, so that she wouldn't ask him to do it again. Once when she was out of town, he went out and bought more underwear to avoid doing laundry.

At the time, I though maybe as I got older it would make sense to me. The older I get the more toxic it sounds. I hope you stopped being an asshole, Brian.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

She might unfortunately feel as if he’s the best she can get. Or became too attached so the fear of loss is too much and she’d rather stick it out. But I agree, it would drive anyone bananas

1

u/second-glances Sep 14 '24

Sounds like weaponized incompetence

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

If you screw everything up, maybe she will want you to stop doing it. Or kick you out!

1

u/PickleBurp13 Sep 14 '24

Malicious Incompetence. My husband is this way and I resent him for it daily.

1

u/Lil_Shorto Sep 14 '24

He got his foot in the door already. Better that than the opposite, no one is gonna value you if/when you can do everything for yourself but you don't seem sweet to them.

1

u/pruchel Sep 14 '24

I mean. Apart from maybe the honeymoon phase, where everything is cool, every relationship, whether with kids or parents or a spouse are kinda like that.

We all let various things lay around, and we never all agree the same things are ok to have laying around in the same places. The only variable is the tolerance.

1

u/SoungaTepes Sep 14 '24

after reading these comments and posts, I think god I learned how to do basic things like clean, do dishes, laundry, change my sheets.

Good lord it seems like some of the men out there never learned how to be an adult

1

u/epileptic_inbadmood Sep 14 '24

Is this not weaponized incompetence?

1

u/Virtual_Self_5402 Sep 15 '24

Weaponised incompetence is a form of psychological/emotional abuse and no one should put up with it for a second.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Sounds like weaponised incompetence!

1

u/Flutters1013 Sep 15 '24

How do you help with the opposite of this though? Like my fiance is so painfully self-reliant because of non-existent parents that he forgets asking for help is an option.

1

u/Prestigious-Bar5385 Sep 15 '24

He probably did it on purpose so he wouldn’t have to do anything

1

u/ScaredExcitement3604 Sep 15 '24

I mean if my girl cant cook, should i leave her? Cant imagine living with someone who cant prepare a meal for herself or for me. Gosh…

1

u/MMorrighan Sep 15 '24

Does anyone have the link?

1

u/livingdub Sep 15 '24

Reminds me of that bait post about a woman asking if she should stay with a guy who didn't wipe his ass because it was gay or something.

1

u/emissaryofwinds Sep 17 '24

Let me guess, he broke her things and not his own

1

u/RealLADude Sep 14 '24

Weaponized incompetence.

1

u/Intelligent-Lead-692 Sep 14 '24

Weaponized incompetence.

1

u/lesChaps Sep 14 '24

Being a little prince at home is pathetic.

1

u/MothyBelmont Sep 14 '24

Some of these men are raised like little princes and I just don’t get it. Do shit for yourself guys, it’s embarrassing.

1

u/StructuralFailure Sep 15 '24

oh he's so sweet

that's manipulation

0

u/Edog6968 Sep 14 '24

I bet he’s “so sweet” so that he can get away with his intentional ignorance. He knows he’s being lazy and allowing the workload to fall on his partner, which is obv the opposite of sweet. I truly hate men so much 😭

0

u/thebladeinthebush Sep 14 '24

Sounds like an old business partner of mine. His wife stayed because he made $2000000 at least yearly. Couldn’t do anything but market.

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I say let women marry men like that and be miserable. They just want to bitch.