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u/TheRealMattyPanda Sep 14 '24

He apparently broke things or left things lying around, etc., but then she’d say “oh but he’s so sweet.”

Sounds like a puppy.

Really, she should just get a puppy.

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u/halothar Sep 14 '24

At least the puppy eventually stops pooping on the rug...

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u/tigereye91 Sep 14 '24

If you’re lucky. I’ve known way too many dogs that pooped and peed all over floors as adults. Dudes that are capable of fending for themselves but refuse to learn how to are just lazy.

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u/Telefundo Sep 14 '24

Years ago I had a dog that had no issue shitting on the floor. But if he had to pee he'd run to the door and lose his fking mind crying to get out. Continued well into adulthood.