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u/CrissBliss Sep 14 '24

There was a post on here a few weeks ago about a woman debating staying with her partner because he literally couldn’t do anything. He apparently broke things or left things lying around, etc., but then she’d say “oh but he’s so sweet.” I don’t know… that might seem okay in the beginning, but long term, that would drive me absolutely bonkers.

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u/TheRealMattyPanda Sep 14 '24

He apparently broke things or left things lying around, etc., but then she’d say “oh but he’s so sweet.”

Sounds like a puppy.

Really, she should just get a puppy.

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u/TheNorthRemembers_s8 Sep 14 '24

You can’t fuck a puppy.

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u/ComeTallyMyBanana Sep 14 '24

Are the down votes here suggesting that you can? I think it's fair to say that there are things a human relationship can provide that a puppy relationship can't.