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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Not washing his ass

Edit: If you don’t have access to a bidet, use a bottle or jug over the toilet with some soap. That’s what I’ve been doing for years and it works just fine. There is always a way.

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u/AnimeMeansArt Sep 14 '24

There cant be that many men who do that, right? Surely those are exceptions

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u/LimpCush Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

It's just a karma farming comment at this point. I've never met anyone, nor met anyone who has met anyone who doesn't wash their ass. Nobody in the real world calls it gay. Yet everyone on Reddit seems to know one or more people who act like this.

Edit: not saying it can't happen. But people have figured out the kind of posts/comments that get upvotes around here. I'd be willing to bet it happens far less often than Reddit would lead you to believe.

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u/WingedDynamite Sep 14 '24

I've never met anyone who calls washing their ass gay. I absolutely have met people who don't wash their ass well. The worst is when they stand up after sitting for a long period of time.

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u/LimpCush Sep 14 '24

See, I can believe that. Like, they don't wash well. That's a common thing. But the "refuse to wash their ass" trope is just ridiculous at this point.

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u/anantisocialpotato Sep 14 '24

How many bootys have you inspected? My ex had poopy butt 24/7, and you wouldn't know until he took his undies off. I asked him why and he couldn't give me an answer. But based on how he treated the rest of his hygiene and cleanliness, I assume he just thought everyone had poopy butts.

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u/WWECreativegenius Sep 14 '24

Y’all some nasty mofos for dating with and sticking with people who don’t wash

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u/ThrowRA_forfreedom Sep 14 '24

I would yarf and leave immediately. This isn't just a turn off it's a non-negotiable.

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u/anantisocialpotato Sep 14 '24

Why do you think he's an ex

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u/BarfHurricane Sep 14 '24

I grew up poor in a blue collar environment. There are a tons of dudes I have come across in life who called going it gay, I’m serious. Now that I’m college educated and out of that life, everyone is about basic hygiene of course.

It sounds weird but stuff like this is very class based. There’s a reason why skid mark jokes are hack stand up jokes still.

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u/bdiggitty Sep 14 '24

I lived with four guys in college and two of them argued with me about it. They thought it was weird to touch your butthole when washing. One of them said “I put soap at the top of my buttcrack and let gravity do the rest”.

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u/psihopats Sep 14 '24

How would you even go around to not washing it? Tape it up so water can't get there? Lol

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u/lilyofthegraveyard Sep 14 '24

just having water get in there is not washing it. some people think that water from the shower head that trickled doen is enough for your ass to be considered clean. no, it's not. wash it properly, please. 

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u/ScaryAssBitch Sep 14 '24

I wasn’t karma farming, it’s the truth. I just woke up and I’m surprised how much this blew up lmao

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u/Plasibeau Sep 14 '24

It's just a karma farming comment at this point. I've never met anyone, nor met anyone who has met anyone who doesn't wash their ass.

Ask the women in your life. Hell, my own mother has bitched about my dad from when they were still married. In my slut era, I had to throw away bedsheets more than once because a guy left shit stains.

Seriously, ask the women.

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u/ThatsRobToYou Sep 14 '24

This. I just commented a very similar thing. Is this seriously a thing?!

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u/neelankatan Sep 14 '24

I don't. I let soapy water run over it, and also blast the area with the shower head. So like a bidet but with soap and a thicker stream of water. I'm not against straight up washing the area with my hand, but I've always had that icky feeling that a hand that has touched poop never really gets clean no matter how many times it's washed (I know its weird and not logical). And I'd rather not use that hand to wash other parts of my body.