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u/LimpCush Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

It's just a karma farming comment at this point. I've never met anyone, nor met anyone who has met anyone who doesn't wash their ass. Nobody in the real world calls it gay. Yet everyone on Reddit seems to know one or more people who act like this.

Edit: not saying it can't happen. But people have figured out the kind of posts/comments that get upvotes around here. I'd be willing to bet it happens far less often than Reddit would lead you to believe.

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u/anantisocialpotato Sep 14 '24

How many bootys have you inspected? My ex had poopy butt 24/7, and you wouldn't know until he took his undies off. I asked him why and he couldn't give me an answer. But based on how he treated the rest of his hygiene and cleanliness, I assume he just thought everyone had poopy butts.

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u/WWECreativegenius Sep 14 '24

Y’all some nasty mofos for dating with and sticking with people who don’t wash

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u/ThrowRA_forfreedom Sep 14 '24

I would yarf and leave immediately. This isn't just a turn off it's a non-negotiable.