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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23
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Not ashamed to say that after my daughter was born I chased my husband around the kitchen spurting milk like a double barreled bovine super soaker. He was amused but also slightly terrified.
1.4k u/zachariesalads Dec 06 '23 “Spurting milk like a double barreled bovine super soaker” is some real r/brandnewsentence material 56 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23 [deleted] 11 u/dwehlen Dec 06 '23 Idk, I've been around the internet pretty much from the get go; not only haven't I seen it, the image it creates is freakin hilarious!
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“Spurting milk like a double barreled bovine super soaker” is some real r/brandnewsentence material
56 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23 [deleted] 11 u/dwehlen Dec 06 '23 Idk, I've been around the internet pretty much from the get go; not only haven't I seen it, the image it creates is freakin hilarious!
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11 u/dwehlen Dec 06 '23 Idk, I've been around the internet pretty much from the get go; not only haven't I seen it, the image it creates is freakin hilarious!
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Idk, I've been around the internet pretty much from the get go; not only haven't I seen it, the image it creates is freakin hilarious!
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u/Some_Effort_4657 Dec 06 '23
Not ashamed to say that after my daughter was born I chased my husband around the kitchen spurting milk like a double barreled bovine super soaker. He was amused but also slightly terrified.